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[RedWarrior0]

Wait a minute.

We have too many deer. North Korea needs food. Deer can be used as food.

We send all our excess deer to North Korea, simultaneously solving their food crisis and our deer overpopulation crisis. Further, they get a deer overpopulation crisis, and they can't go anywhere without getting a deer stuck in whatever they're trying to use.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

We don't have too many deer, they'd be extinct if not for regulated hunting seasons.

[Just Some Guy]

Why Kaesong was closed. Also, Someone mails flour to the SK Ministry of Defense.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Someone mails flour to the SK Ministry of Defense.

Well, at least we can rule out North Korea.

[Ultimuh]

Someone mails flour to the SK Ministry of Defense.

How generous of whomever did that, considering the need for food in NK. :p

[Ameablable]

What the hell was the purpose of the flower?

Although the powder was later identified as wheat flour, the threatening intent was clear.

"we are gonna bake bread" is that the threat?

[Willfor]

The threat of anthrax, which is usually sent as a white powder.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What the hell was the purpose of the flower?

Although the powder was later identified as wheat flour, the threatening intent was clear.

"we are gonna bake bread" is that the threat?

"This could have been anthrax or something else deadly" is the threat.

Unless the intent is "this could have been cocaine", in which case the sender obviously wants to party hard with the Ministry of Defense.

[Sirus]

What the hell was the purpose of the flower?

Although the powder was later identified as wheat flour, the threatening intent was clear.

"we are gonna bake bread" is that the threat?

"This could have been anthrax or something else deadly" is the threat.

Unless the intent is "this could have been cocaine", in which case the sender obviously wants to party hard with the Ministry of Defense.

I remember a novel in which a hardcore cocaine user is killed by some hippies by shoving his face into a bag full of powdered laundry soap, or something along those lines (it's a really weird story). Maybe that was the intent? Pretend it's cocaine, only to be surprise!toxic chemical?

[Ameablable]

ahh. still seems kinda pointless unless it was actually anthrax

[Loud Whispers]

What the hell was the purpose of the flower?

Although the powder was later identified as wheat flour, the threatening intent was clear.

"we are gonna bake bread" is that the threat?

Sort of like leaving a knife on someone's pillow instead of stabbing them in the face. Intimidation without direct action.

[ibot66]

Or it could be someone suggesting a strategy.
But it's likely a threat.

[Frumple]

And then the epidemic/plague caused by all that rotting bread would promptly the North Korea. Problem solved!

Either that or it'd ferment and you'd have a land blanketed in grain beer or something. In which case alcohol poisoning for everyone!

Seriously though does anyone know what happens when you leave out a few square miles of dough?

[ChairmanPoo]

The local ant nests add you to their panteon.

[Haspen]

The local ant nests add you to their panteon.

Sigging.