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[Fniff]

You know, I think if we gathered all the material we made from this and the propagnada thread, we'd have enough sketches for either one very North Korea themed episode or a whole sketch series with occasional NK sketches.

[Tellemurius]

Found this. Might be related.

"We're warning you that we will attack without warning."

Mmhmm.

I was about to say, that if you warn someone about not warning them, then that's not really unwarned, is it?
Unless they attack 5 years from now.

*five years from now*

US President: Kim Jong Un, I'm glad about this peace treaty.
Kim Jong Un: So do I... HA!
*US President gets stabbed*
Kim Jong Un: WITHOUT WARNING I SAID, SUCKER >:U

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

[Loud Whispers]

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

*Secret service gets blown away by without warning service.*

[Tellemurius]

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

*Secret service gets blown away by without warning service.*

Didn't stop Chuck Norris

[Loud Whispers]

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

*Secret service gets blown away by without warning service.*

Didn't stop Chuck Norris

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[tahujdt]

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

*Secret service gets blown away by without warning service.*

Didn't stop Chuck Norris

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And that's the difference between Chuck Norris and Korean strongmen. The Koreans push the weights up, but Chuck Norris pushes the world down.

[Xantalos]

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

*Secret service gets blown away by without warning service.*

Didn't stop Chuck Norris

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And that's the difference between Chuck Norris and Korean strongmen. The Koreans push the weights up, but Chuck Norris pushes the weigts up and the world down at the same time.

If you're going to Chuck Norris meme, go whole hog.

[IronyOwl]

Can't find anything about this on the BBC. Checked DailyNK, nothing there either. Did find this, though.

Well that sucks. I'd really hope they're not so preoccupied with war rhetoric that they don't consider this a huge problem and have plans to deal with it.

Other than "blame it on the US" or "threaten supplies out of someone," obviously.

[Ogdibus]

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[Sensei]

-snip-
And that's the difference between Chuck Norris and Korean strongmen. The Koreans push the weights up, but Chuck Norris pushes the weigts up and the world down at the same time.

If you're going to Chuck Norris meme, go whole hog.

Well come on now, you just went and turned a Chuck Norris joke into a physics principles joke.

[penguinofhonor]

What's under Chuck Norris' beard? Not a fist, but his chin does look a lot like one.

[Sigulbard]

Chick Norris is overrated.

*angry glare of Chuck Norris fans*

I mean, his martial arts abilities are fine, but it's his 'Chuck-Norrisness' that I don't find anything impressive. Yeah, I'm on the Bruce Lee team.

[Cthulhu]

*blown away by secret service with guns/ Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

*Secret service gets blown away by without warning service.*

Didn't stop Chuck Norris

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That guy weighed 90 pounds before Chuck Norris winked at him.

[Just Some Guy]

North Koreans beginning to disbelieve their own government. How long do you think it will be before things go all Les Mis in the hermit kingdom?

[MagmaMcFry]

North Koreans beginning to disbelieve their own government. How long do you think it will be before things go all Les Mis in the hermit kingdom?

I guess this is going to be GDR all over again, except I have no idea what happens to the military.