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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #525 on: March 31, 2013, 06:09:47 pm »
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Have something funny to unload your terribly nuclear-attack-possibility stressed nerves :P

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Photoshop? Dear general is very good actor. It is known. Capitalist dog please. I bet you're going to eat those Tuesday birds next.

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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #526 on: March 31, 2013, 08:19:59 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 31, 2013, 06:09:47 pm
Quote from: Neonivek on March 31, 2013, 05:01:48 pm
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Have something funny to unload your terribly nuclear-attack-possibility stressed nerves :P

Wow... that is a really good photoshop.

Photoshop? Dear general is very good actor. It is known. Capitalist dog please. I bet you're going to eat those Tuesday birds next.

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+1 to him being unfabulous.
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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #527 on: April 01, 2013, 09:58:26 am »
This article has an interesting little tidbit at the end; http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/01/world/asia/north-korea-vows-to-keep-nuclear-arms-and-fix-economy.html?src=rechp&_r=0

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On Sunday, North Korea said economic development and an expansion of the nuclear program could take place “simultaneously” because a growing nuclear deterrent could allow the North to limit military spending and put more resources into the agricultural sector and light industries to improve people’s lives. In what appeared to be related move, officials at the party meeting appointed Pak Pong-ju, a minister in charge of light industries who has supported economic policy changes in the past, to the Politburo.

Now the article doesn't elaborate so I don't really know what the source of this is but it sort of makes sense.  Kim Jong-un was educated in Europe and might have a pretty good idea how badly pouring all the countries resources into the military is working.  So he continues daddies testing program to appease the hardliners then uses it as covers to divert money to where it is desperately needed, agriculture and light industry.

Now the question remains why he would bite the hand that literally feeds while at it.  It could be that he buys into the whole Juche idea.  Or it could be that he's just making it up as he goes along and is doing about as well as you can expect given that he is basically learning on the job.
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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #528 on: April 01, 2013, 10:25:34 am »
Stupid N Koreans.
Stop running around with fishbowl decorations and airsoft rifles.
Stop farting around. Feed your people.

Wheres the coups at? We have all the power in the world to fix those poor suckers.
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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #529 on: April 01, 2013, 12:01:01 pm »
we are still at war with them. remember?
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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #530 on: April 01, 2013, 12:37:42 pm »
April fool's day, everyone. False alarm.

« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 01:38:42 pm by Owlbread »
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #531 on: April 01, 2013, 12:41:31 pm »
God damn you, Skyrunner! You blew it all up! You maniac!
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #532 on: April 01, 2013, 12:44:50 pm »
NOT FUNNY.  >:(

If you'll excuse me, I need to get a new pair of pants.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #533 on: April 01, 2013, 12:45:48 pm »
After last week, who honestly didn't expect a post like this today?
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #534 on: April 01, 2013, 12:50:09 pm »
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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #535 on: April 01, 2013, 12:56:17 pm »
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Breaking news guys. I wish this wasn't true. North Korea has fired a barrage of missiles at the South Korean city of Suwon. Nobody was prepared, thousands are dead.

The South has promised nuclear retaliation, which has been backed up by President Obama. Troops will be sent from Japan to support the South.

May god have mercy on us all.

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Re: North Korea Accidentally Leaks Their Stupid Attack Plan
« Reply #536 on: April 01, 2013, 01:00:50 pm »
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Well that was in poor taste.

Someone had to do it. I just took the burden upon myself to spare you gentlemen the shame.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #537 on: April 01, 2013, 01:01:53 pm »
I really hope Sky doesnt see that. She might not appreciate the attempt at humour.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #538 on: April 01, 2013, 01:02:59 pm »
I've fooled a few people, that's enough for me. I shall delete it/hide it before it causes any actually harmful misunderstandings.

It's past mid-day anyway, I shouldn't be pulling anyone's leg now.
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Re: PRIORITY-WAR WITH NORTH KOREA, SUCESSFUL NUCLEAR LAUNCH
« Reply #539 on: April 01, 2013, 01:03:03 pm »
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Well that was in poor taste.

Someone had to do it. I just took the burden upon myself to spare you gentlemen the shame.
No one had to do it.
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