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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #105 on: March 08, 2013, 02:45:11 am »

Assuming NK is rational, I don't think they'll carry through. To me, it looks like they're just raising the ante, trying to get some leverage somehow.

For one, it won't nuke SK unless NK is on its death bed, in which case they'll lob a bomb at SK just out of spite. Reason: Seasonal winds ensure NK will be irradiated come summer, as there's a seasonal southeasterly wind that blows from the Sea of Japan/East Sea to the penninsula.
Two, China strongly recommnded they don't do it, and China has 70% of NK's imports in its hand, and also provides most of NK's oil.
Three, unless NK is really dying every day at a palpable, irreversible pace, aggressive actions will only cause everyone to punch NK up giddily. Especially if China doesn't help, or only reluctantly helps.

On the other hand, NK has a largish upper hand here, in where Seoul (1/5 of SK's total population) is within artillery range of NK, as one internet goer found out through investigating Google Maps. Seoul's practically blanketed with artillery fire ranges. Because SK tends to think about minimializing citizen casualties, that's a huge thing to consider. Also why the US and SK haven't covertly bulked up troops and waged a three-day war—Seoul is basically hostage here. Roughly 10,000,000 people.
The weird thing is that this is a really conditional upper hand. Once NK uses it, NK won't have a chance against the many layered alliances and SK's immediate response. Outdated soldiers can only go so far. Though SKorea will most likely be half dead by then.

So, NK has a card that is influential but a losing card, a newly found card that's all-powerful but hard to use, and ... pretty much it. I think. O_o
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #106 on: March 08, 2013, 02:48:06 am »

If it isn't too personal, what part of the country are you in Skyrunner?

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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #107 on: March 08, 2013, 02:51:46 am »

Seoul, Soul of Korea. :3

Also hostage of Korea.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #108 on: March 08, 2013, 02:53:51 am »

Fuuuuuuck...
How is it over there right now? General populations attitude to the situation? Are people trying to get out or do they feel pretty much safe?

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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #109 on: March 08, 2013, 02:58:42 am »

Nothing much. NK's pretty much the crazy brother up north who always does crazy stuff. They haven't done anything yet...
The top ten search keywords on the portal site 97% of Koreans visit daily, NK isn't in it.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #110 on: March 08, 2013, 09:07:26 am »

As others have already said, the fall of NK is historically inevitable. The real question is what will the reunited Korea call itself? Can't go for United Korea, UK is already taken. I vote Mega Korea!
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #111 on: March 08, 2013, 09:09:01 am »

I would like to put Kong Korea in the hat. I know I'm mincing my asian cultures a little, but I think we can be flexible.

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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #112 on: March 08, 2013, 09:11:24 am »

As others have already said, the fall of NK is historically inevitable. The real question is what will the reunited Korea call itself? Can't go for United Korea, UK is already taken. I vote Mega Korea!

Or call it Korea?
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #113 on: March 08, 2013, 09:11:40 am »

New Korea.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #115 on: March 08, 2013, 09:17:33 am »

I support that notion.
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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #116 on: March 08, 2013, 09:41:52 am »

Seoul, Soul of Korea. :3

Also hostage of Korea.
well i hope for you guys good luck (i really do) and know that we americans will rush in really pissed off if NK decides to open the box o fun. From my family's stint in the military, the korean post of service was very serious due to the then and current nature of the situation. The artillery will be much of a problem, and maybe would take us maybe a hour to scramble bombers to disable them

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Re: North Korea Threatens Nuclear Strike On United States
« Reply #117 on: March 08, 2013, 10:07:59 am »

Seoul, Soul of Korea. :3

Also hostage of Korea.
Now would be a great time to invest in a bunker and a emergency kit.
 
It seems increasingly like NKorea is boxed in to it's comment's. However, if the US and South Korea can avoid provokiing him further for a while,(hard given the upcoming military excersises, but not impossible) he'll be able to calm-down/back-out.
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Re: North Korea Preparing For War
« Reply #119 on: March 08, 2013, 02:44:02 pm »

BBC journalists are reporting that NK officials are spreading news stories about "the pending invasion" to thier citizens and issuing camoflauge netting to public transport. To make that makes it sound more and more like a method of spreading fear to instill loyalty in a people who have no other source of information and less and less than a threat with menace backing it up.
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