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[Il Palazzo]

you're still not supposed to notice her hairy balls!

These might be The Great Leader's. She could be just holding his hairy balls.

[Teneb]

you're still not supposed to notice her hairy balls!

These might be The Great Leader's. She could be just holding his hairy balls.

Vile capitalist propaganda! Glorious Leader has the smoothest, most perfect balls ever! She is clearly holding those of an enemy for purposes of intimidation.

[Egan_BW]

Makes me wonder "hey, what IS the official state line on glorious leader's balls?"

[Pwnzerfaust]

Probably something about him being as smooth as a Ken doll or something.

[Egan_BW]

B-but then how is he supposed to make more Kims?

[Trekkin]

B-but then how is he supposed to make more Kims?

The stork brings them, of course.

Then Kim shoots the stork down from fifty thousand yards in a single shot and rushes to catch the baby in the nick of time.

[ChairmanPoo]

B-but then how is he supposed to make more Kims?

The stork brings them, of course.

Then Kim shoots the stork down from fifty thousand yards in a single shot and rushes to catch the baby in the nick of time.

How come noone caught Kim Jong Un then?

[Teneb]

B-but then how is he supposed to make more Kims?

The stork brings them, of course.

Then Kim shoots the stork down from fifty thousand yards in a single shot and rushes to catch the baby in the nick of time.

How come noone caught Kim Jong Un then?

He caught himself.

[martinuzz]

Reporters from NYT were allowed access to North Korea, and have returned with pessimistic outlook.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/05/opinion/sunday/nuclear-north-korea.html

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You know, the thing I got most out of that video is that the guy they were talking to really doesn't seem to grok that Trump isn't America's Kim. The way he started shittalking Trump when mildly provoked seemed to be intended has a barb, but such a thing is hardly going to take skin off the nose of a NYT journalist.

[bloop_bleep]

Bay12: Where discussion goes from nuclear weapons to hairy balls in less than one page.

[martinuzz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY

[Paxiecrunchle]

I couldn't imagine anyone singing that about any of the kims. Which means I'm overestimating the rest of humanity again.

[smjjames]

NK appears to be listening to Trump and not Tillerson because they've said that they reject diplomacy, for now. At least until they are confident that they have a missile that can reach Washington D.C. 'Don't waste your time doing diplomacy, Rex' indeed.

Bit surprising that they'd straight up admit that they don't (or don't think they do) have a missile that can confidently reach the east coast of the US. Either way, them rejecting diplomacy doesn't bode well for everybody.

[Trekkin]

As long as the Manhattan backchannel continues to operate, they haven't rejected diplomacy yet. This is just more bluster, saying "we aren't wasting our time until your mad boy king takes our mad boy king seriously, and we believe he won't until North Korea presents a threat to him personally."

They just don't have the Russians' kompromat to use, so they fall back on this.