Five years. It's been five years since I founded DPRK Thread, after an alleged threat of nuclear war against the United States by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. In that time, I've treated this thread as a testing ground for memetic influence against Korea, and over Bay 12 Forums in general. Many, many things have come of this thread's existence.
All of it was a lie.
The truth is, and will be verified by today's Wikileak's cable, that I'm a social engineer working for the American Central Intelligence Agency, as are several other "members" of this forum. None of the "news" you've ever read in this thread is true. Even the attempts at humor are just to distract you from the glaring contradictions in the official story about Korea. Think about it. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea was founded peacefully following the collapse of the Japanese Empire, and yet immediately was attacked by the outside world. By America. They were nearly subjected to the horror of nuclear weapons by the genocidal butcher MacArthur, and if you believe some of the archival data I've seen even were in secret. Would a people with a history like that actually be so callous as to threaten to nuke America? And why were they attacked in the first place?
Because to allow any group of people to slip from the grasp of imperialist capitalism is beyond what the fascists of this world will accept. There was a time when I, too, believed in this mission. Where I, like my fellows in this business, was prepared to draw up the plans and parcel of how what remained of Korea's culture would be quantified, repackaged, and commercialized. There was only one problem. The Kims.
And what a problem they were. If only you knew the real history of it all. Kim Il-Sung is probably the greatest folk hero and resistance fighter to have ever lived. Kim Jong-Il's amazing inventions are the basis of the modern world, after we stole them and repurposed them for the acquisition of capital. We still don't know how Kim Jong-Un found so many of our spies in the Korean government. Free Korea still holds out as the world's last bastion of liberty after all these decades because of them. And beyond even. Eventually, even to an American dog like me.
You've been brainwashed, all of you. It's sickening how transparently we turned it all around. We're the people of freedom, in spite of all those we kill, and they're the inhuman monsters, even though we conveniently can't show you any of the evidence because they're "isolationist". We need to kill them for their own good, even. You might think you have a good life in whatever part of the capitalist world you live in, but that's only another part of the great game. Ever hear of the concept of a
potemkin village? That's another one we turned around on the revolutionaries. It's easy, because we control all the world's media.
I can't go on doing this. I cannot look at the true might and virility of a man like Kim Jong-Un and continue to publish bullshit fat jokes about him to the world. To photoshop American nuclear arms and American atrocities with the flag of the world's only free people instead. To continue to mislead you all with articles selected by algorithm to produce the maximum lasting response in preparation of getting you to accept the future enslavement of the rest of the Korean people.
Me, Skyrunner, Helgoland, Descan, Neonivek, and Pathos. Those are the ones I know are government employees, but there are probably more. I know I won't survive this. I'll be reported as gunned down in some random killing or by a "North Korean assassin", I'm sure. But I don't care. I've done such horrible things, I can at least do one thing right.
Keep this message alive. Keep freedom alive in your hearts!
Long live the people's revolution! 
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