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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3945 on: February 08, 2016, 08:24:06 pm »
They could strap a guy to a rocket and fire him off into space and he'd be the closest to the sun that any North Korean has ever been.... Progress is progress.

INB4 they actually do that.
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3946 on: February 08, 2016, 08:37:55 pm »
I mean... technically getting any closer to the sun than Earth's moon would be a global first, right...?
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3947 on: February 08, 2016, 08:46:52 pm »
It would.

Survival rates are negligible. No, seriously, don't look at them. Instead, look only upon the face of the sun god, Kim Il Sun!
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3948 on: February 08, 2016, 08:58:29 pm »
Ra finds your lack of faith disturbing.
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3949 on: February 08, 2016, 10:16:54 pm »
There is no Ra, only Kim Il Sun!
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3950 on: February 08, 2016, 11:17:23 pm »
Ra IS Kim Il Sun.

Not that Ra incarnated as Sun, but that after his death, he ascended to the heavens and became the Egyptian sun god, and alien parasite. You think time has any meaning for one such as he!?
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3951 on: February 08, 2016, 11:58:41 pm »
Time stops for no sun god! Time is the sun god! The sun controls time for us mere mortals.

Praise Kim Il Sun
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3952 on: February 10, 2016, 03:46:29 pm »
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3953 on: February 10, 2016, 04:03:14 pm »
So wait, America controls China controls NK controls nukes?

Fear not! Dear leader Kim Il Sun has glorious power over American solar panel effectiveness. They shall be brought to their knees in due time!
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3954 on: February 10, 2016, 04:09:43 pm »
Quote from: Descan on February 08, 2016, 11:17:23 pm
Ra IS Kim Il Sun.

Not that Ra incarnated as Sun, but that after his death, he ascended to the heavens and became the Egyptian sun god, and alien parasite. You think time has any meaning for one such as he!?
Egypt was actually founded by ancient Korean explorers. Imperialist racist textbooks shroud the truth.
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3955 on: February 10, 2016, 05:14:39 pm »
Von Braun was actually a disguised Korean.
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3956 on: February 10, 2016, 09:53:00 pm »
Disguised nothing.



This man could walk around Itaewon without attracting any attention.
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3957 on: February 10, 2016, 10:48:08 pm »
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3958 on: February 10, 2016, 11:46:03 pm »
Hard to say when even the event itself is hearsay from a clandestine organization. Could be a major schism, routine business, or unsubstantiated rumor.
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3959 on: February 10, 2016, 11:53:01 pm »
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