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Now, they may be ramshackle buildings piled together hap-hazardly, but I still love the Korean architectural style.
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Some interesting photos of North Korean countryside, as found in Google Maps and Panoramio:
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Reminds me of Uzumaki.
If you look closely at the satellite images, you can see that the whole country is being rearranged into a giant spiral.
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Now, they may be ramshackle buildings piled together hap-hazardly, but I still love the Korean architectural style.
Yeah, was gonna say. Pretty neat-looking.
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3922 on: February 06, 2016, 09:36:38 pm »

And as usual, the US panics while admitting it was never dangerous and delivers a bunch of rhetoric condemning the evils of NK's immoral and illegal imperialism.
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3923 on: February 06, 2016, 11:12:40 pm »

at some point China is going to ditch North Korea. they are such a massive pain to everyone.

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« Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 10:10:40 am by redwallzyl »
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3924 on: February 07, 2016, 04:04:30 am »

Jeb Bush says he wants to launch a pre-emptive attack on North Korea to destroy their nuclear program.
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3925 on: February 07, 2016, 04:08:11 am »

I guess he doesn't care if South Korea gets obliterated by a dozen nukes?
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3926 on: February 07, 2016, 04:11:32 am »

Well at least he's dropped his mask and is starting to talk like a real Bush

I guess he doesn't care if South Korea gets obliterated by a dozen nukes?
US and South Korea are having talks right now as we speak, about installing American high-tech short and long range anti missile systems in South Korea.
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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3927 on: February 07, 2016, 04:22:30 am »

Good thing north korea doesn't have submarines. Oh wait.

I mean, they'd have to detonate the nukes in the subs, because they've faked every sub launch video, but that way they'd irradiate everything on the coast and couldn't be stopped by anti-missile systems.

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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3928 on: February 07, 2016, 05:05:53 am »

lets not forget all the conventional artillery pointed on seoul.

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Re: North Korea Gains De Jure Claims On Mars And Sol [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #3929 on: February 07, 2016, 05:17:30 am »

lets not forget all the conventional artillery pointed on seoul.

This is the actual threat here. Sure, I guess if you left it long enough Kim Jong Woo could build nukes for both of his submarines, but they've made, like, five nuclear tests ever.
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