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[Bohandas]

I blame Scientology. They are all scientologists now, right?

A few of them follow Wicca or Kabbalah instead, and I think I heard somewhere that Mel Gibson is part of the Thule Society.

[smeeprocket]

I blame Scientology. They are all scientologists now, right?

A few of them follow Wicca or Kabbalah instead, and I think I heard that Mel Gibson is part of the Thule Society.

I thought he was a Jesuit or something?

Is Madonna even Jewish? I had a friend who works on translating ancient hebrew manuscripts and she wanted access to one of them, and the university involved was like "um no, you sort of don't even qualify as a scholar in this AT ALL"

[MDFification]

And then invaded some other country to sooth the collective ego and probably just outright abolished the 4th amendment or somethin'.

Are you implying the 4th amendment still exists in any meaningful form in modern America? Because brother, it ain't.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Is Madonna even Jewish? I had a friend who works on translating ancient hebrew manuscripts and she wanted access to one of them, and the university involved was like "um no, you sort of don't even qualify as a scholar in this AT ALL"

No, she's definitely a Kabbalist. Which does have roots in Jewish mysticism so she would be interested in ancient hebrew texts, but I'm pretty sure that the version of Kabbalism she follows has been altered significantly for Hollywood and thus isn't considered part of traditional/modern/mainstream/whatever-the-proper-word-is Judaism anymore.

[Sinistar]

Best Korea to gracefully offer second chance to USA, inviting them to joint probe on Sony hacking.

I specifically like this excerpt:

"Without resorting to such tortures as were used by the US CIA, we have means to prove that this incident has nothing to do with us."

Ooooooohh SNAP.

Personally I think US should agree on this, even if just so they can wash their hands later saying "hey, at least we tried!" But I'm almost certain people at the top will behave like small, stubborn children, pouting in the corner all like "NO, because I KNOW you did it :v"

[hops]

It'd be terrifying to contemplate that Kim Jong Un is skilled enough to hack Sony.

I mean, he's the only computer user in North Korea, right?

[Arx]

I specifically like this excerpt:

"Without resorting to such tortures as were used by the US CIA, we have means to prove that this incident has nothing to do with us."

Shots fired.


Unrelated, I offer you some Best Korean Carols:

Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to Kim Jong Un

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Hail the heav'n born Kim Jong Un
Hail the son of righteousness!

[MaximumZero]

Carols are torture in and of themselves.

[Arx]

I know, but when they're Best Korean it doesn't count.

Right?

[Flying Dice]

"As the United States is spreading groundless allegations and slandering us, we propose a joint investigation with it into this incident."

"Without resorting to such tortures as were used by the US CIA, we have means to prove that this incident has nothing to do with us."

The statement said there would be "grave consequences" if the Americans rejected their inquiry proposal.

"I-It's not like I like you or anything, America-baka, I just want to clear my name!"

[Xantalos]

I fucking knew it, there couldn't not be this

[Vilanat]

I am skeptical North Korea had anything to do with this.

What's more likely, that an isolated dictatorship like north korea (I know, i know, they got an army full of hackers) had taken to an open attack like this or that a group of hackers, helped by insiders, decided the big corporations should lay their filthy hands off the internet?

Its interesting that this was in some of the information that got leaked:
http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/12/7382287/project-goliath

I am also a bit worried by this statement from obama:
"Now internet is wild west, we need more rules about how the internet should operate."

[Itnetlolor]

Given all the bullcrap going on, what are the chances the apocalypse had a number upside-down? That last 2 in 2012 should've been a 5.

Everything suddenly explodes tomorrow? Horrifying as it sounds, it would make me chuckle a bit at the absurdity of it. Then again, I think it's more of a "The World, as we know it, would end.". This is probably one of the more unusual ways for it to happen. A crap movie being the cause of The End.

But yeah, since I first heard of it, I was worried it would be another false flag operation to kill the internet... again. I mean, they're hamming it up more than usual, moreso than the movie being being targeted. I mean, using 9/11 to get people to panic on-call and be on your side? That's low.

[Loud Whispers]

I am also a bit worried by this statement from obama:
"Now internet is wild west, we need more rules about how the internet should operate."

NO OBAMA NO

[Xantalos]

We don't need Internet Clint Eastwoods going around shooting innocent coders, man