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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3105 on: June 05, 2014, 05:11:23 pm »

I can now look at that incident all the way through.

Albeit whilst cringing like I have stomach cramps.

Props to you. If something like that happened to me, I would probably never go on the forum ever again.

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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3106 on: June 05, 2014, 05:43:08 pm »

Oh man, that context. I can't think of very many conversations where that mix up could've been more embarrassing.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3107 on: June 05, 2014, 05:46:22 pm »

I can now look at that incident all the way through.

Albeit whilst cringing like I have stomach cramps.

Props to you. If something like that happened to me, I would probably never go on the forum ever again.
I concur. It shows more integrity than most pubic figures. I can seriously respect that.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3108 on: June 05, 2014, 05:56:45 pm »

I can now look at that incident all the way through.

Albeit whilst cringing like I have stomach cramps.

Props to you. If something like that happened to me, I would probably never go on the forum ever again.
I concur. It shows more integrity than most pubic figures. I can seriously respect that.
Just going to assume there were no typos here.

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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3109 on: June 05, 2014, 09:58:28 pm »

No no, there could still be a god, it would just be a jackass. Wasps, bedbugs... all those sorts of critters. Wars, famine, and disease you can blame on the acts of man (the last coming from not living a godly life -- bullshit, of course, but I think that's one of the excuses I've heard before, beyond the whole "is test" thing) and the vagrancies of free will, but wasps, bedbugs, and their ilk? Those would have been explicitly designed by a creator god to breed the way they do (Note: Particularly with bedbugs, I wouldn't suggest looking it up.) and there is no way a good or benevolent being could maintain those titles while doing so. A lot like YWHW havin' a giggle and letting facehuggers loose on the world. There's no reconciling that.

Which I guess in relation to the thread makes Kim Lord of the Wasps? All the more reason to bring the monster down.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3110 on: June 06, 2014, 01:44:43 am »

In that case, God would be Arceus, and more than likely crammed into an aluminium ball by an eleven-year-old.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3111 on: June 06, 2014, 02:01:54 am »

In that case, God would be Arceus, and more than likely crammed into an aluminium ball by an eleven-year-old.
That'd actually explain a lot.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3112 on: June 06, 2014, 07:19:46 am »

I would make for n awesome god.

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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3113 on: June 06, 2014, 07:25:24 am »

Wait, it was 2012, in the mental images thread?

How did I miss that... That was the thread where I found out Scriver was male.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3114 on: June 07, 2014, 07:09:22 am »

Best Korea should host all the things.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3115 on: June 07, 2014, 07:11:23 am »

I was thinking "That's horrible. You really want to kill off the last non-starving Korean, do you."

And then, one though lit my mind.

Eurovision North Korea.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3116 on: June 07, 2014, 08:00:53 am »

I'm not even sure if normal North Koreans are capable of articulation.
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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3117 on: June 07, 2014, 08:16:47 am »

Thanks to Bay12's plug.dj room, I've heard at least one North Korean song... and I must say it was totally dope. Best Korea for the win.

On other note: I've remembered a part of dreams I had today. I know we have a dream thread, but this one was NK related.

Specifically, the "glorious exploitations of our beloved leader" related... because all I can remember was Kim Jong-Un completing a project that involved a giant blimp or a zepelin...that had another, smaller blimp hanged underneath it. And under that one hanged a giant, Rodman-sang-me-a-happy-birthday level of happy Kim Jong-Un's bust.

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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3118 on: June 10, 2014, 11:49:48 pm »

Thanks to Bay12's plug.dj room, I've heard at least one North Korean song... and I must say it was totally dope. Best Korea for the win.

On other note: I've remembered a part of dreams I had today. I know we have a dream thread, but this one was NK related.

Specifically, the "glorious exploitations of our beloved leader" related... because all I can remember was Kim Jong-Un completing a project that involved a giant blimp or a zepelin...that had another, smaller blimp hanged underneath it. And under that one hanged a giant, Rodman-sang-me-a-happy-birthday level of happy Kim Jong-Un's bust.

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Re: MSH visits the DMZ, somehow was not kidnapped [North Korea Thead]
« Reply #3119 on: June 24, 2014, 03:45:46 am »

Apparently, our foreign affairs minister has managed to anger the Kims; North Korea wants to 'punish' Julie Bishop.

Even leaving aside the delightful innuendos available with that punish comment, I must admit I am bemused by the whole thing.

Oh, also

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Mr Kim could "hardly claim the legitimacy as a leader" when his regime defied international standards.
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