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[Lagslayer]

Crazy Russians, with their backwards, upside down, inside-out letters.

[martinuzz]

I hear rumor that Kim Jong has executed 3 of his doppelganger assasination decoy clones, for "trying to look like the glorious leader"

[scrdest]

I hear rumor that Kim Jong has executed 3 of his doppelganger assasination decoy clones, for "trying to look like the glorious leader"

If it's true, soon he will start executing the military for trying to protect the Glorious Leader who is, obviously, invincible.

[Guardian G.I.]

Crazy Russians, with their backwards, upside down, inside-out letters.

Blame Saints Cyril and Methodius, their Bulgarian followers and Greek missionaries sent to Kievan Rus for the creation and spread of those backwards, upside down, inside-out letters to 'crazy' Russians.
Also, be glad that the Glagolitic script didn't become widespread and was replaced by simpler Greek-derived Cyrillic script. 

[scrdest]

Crazy Russians, with their backwards, upside down, inside-out letters.

Blame Saints Cyril and Methodius, their Bulgarian followers and Greek missionaries sent to Kievan Rus for the creation and spread of those backwards, upside down, inside-out letters to 'crazy' Russians.
Also, be glad that the Glagolitic script didn't become widespread and was replaced by simpler Greek-derived Cyrillic script.

Freud would have a field day with Glagolitic script.

[Akura]

I hear rumor that Kim Jong has executed 3 of his doppelganger assasination decoy clones, for "trying to look like the glorious leader"

If it's true, soon he will start executing the military for trying to protect the Glorious Leader who is, obviously, invincible.

For some reason I thought "Problem solved." when I read that.

The main problem with using nukes to conquer territory is the same reason why people don't use chemical weapons en masse to do so.

Both those weapons render the territory gained useless.

Chemical weaponry less than nukes. Poison gas just kills everyone/everything, nukes have tendency to destroy infrastructure as well.

I thought that the reasons you don't normally use chemical weapons, international treaties aside, was because they're: hard to control once you release them(ie wind may shift), tend to hit unintended targets(civilian village instead of enemy army due to aforementioned wind shift), and that most military force you would use them against that you couldn't defeat with conventional weapons would likely be equipped with some form of protection against them.

[Aseaheru]

You have those reasons, along with an extra reason for when its disease spreading.

((Apparently they have slightly too-short-to-work-in-the-best-way lifespans))

[10ebbor10]

Chemical =/= biological weaponry.

And yeah, the wind is problematic. Protection no that much, as your average gasmask won't bother most poison gasses that much.

[kaijyuu]

Chemical =/= biological weaponry.

Pfffttt. Biology is just applied chemistry.

[scrdest]

Chemical =/= biological weaponry.

Pfffttt. Biology is just applied chemistry.

And Chemistry is just applied Physics. Therefore, a gun counts as biological warfare.

[Helgoland]

If you count the soldier behind it, sure, why not? But sociology and psychology want a word with you, and they don't look very happy...

[Aseaheru]

Sociology is not a science, according to Tom Lehrer.

[Baffler]

*Mathematics calmly whistles tunelessly, watching the references pour in.

[tahujdt]

*Quantum physics wonders what the hell he's supposed to be doing, and where the hell he left his Higgs Boson.

[Descan]

* Engineering is giggling as he uses all these fighting idiots to create wondrous things.