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[Owlbread]

North Korean malls playing instrumental version of “(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life” overdubbed with anti-U.S. lyrics

I enjoyed that.

Eyeballs taste kind of like meat gelatin, which isn't bad, but they have the texture of an undercooked potato. Brains are rich and buttery.

That's quite comforting, I was concerned that eyeballs would be all rubbery. They pop in your mouth though, don't they?

[Just Some Guy]

North Korea, a starving totalitarian state with an outdated army and hated by almost every other nation in the world, demands that the US, an economic powerhouse and a superpower with one of the most advanced armies the world has ever seen, denuclearize.Also North Korea has been planning to shut down Kaesong since the days of Kim Jong Il

[Max White]

Please, both Japan and Australia have been asking the US to denuclearize for ages, nobody ever gave us a news article! This North Korea gets all the credit.

 

[Ameablable]

Please, both Japan and Australia have been asking the US to denuclearize for ages, nobody ever gave us a news article! This North Korea gets all the credit.

 

Its easy! Just threaten everyone with weapons of ass destruction

[Ameablable]

4 million

[RedWarrior0]

Its easy! Just threaten everyone with weapons of ass destruction

'That's an interesting device. What does it do?'
'Blows up the arses of everyone within 50 kilometers of the centre of the assplosion.'
'...'
'How many do you want to order?'

"I'll take all of them, plus a few dozen extra for good measure."

[misko27]

inb4 global Asspocalypse.


Anyway, silly Australasians, no one cares what you think! And what does Japan of all nations know about nuclear weapons?


NK is clearly a expert in such matters. Just ask Pakistan, they seem reliable.

[IronyOwl]

North Korea, a starving totalitarian state with an outdated army and hated by almost every other nation in the world, demands that the US, an economic powerhouse and a superpower with one of the most advanced armies the world has ever seen, denuclearize.

Don't see what's wrong with that, other than the fact that they probably wouldn't hold up their end of the bargain.

Also North Korea has been planning to shut down Kaesong since the days of Kim Jong Il

Aaaaaaaand business as usual. A joint factory is making everyone's lives better and encouraging unity with the South, so clearly it has to stop. Nevermind improving the rest of the country to the point where an operational goddamned factory isn't anything special, we'll just stop them from mingling and build another mosaic.

[misko27]

That $80 millions dollar's worth of funds from the factory is a major part of North Korea's budget is, well.


How the hell did these guys build nuclear weapons?

[MaximumZero]

That $80 millions dollar's worth of funds from the factory is a major part of North Korea's budget is, well.


How the hell did these guys build nuclear weapons?

Their uranium is actually a ball of duct tape painted day-glo green.

[Pnx]

Well it's a lot easier to do this sort of thing when you've got what is effectively slave labour on your side.

Plus they were willing to dedicate ridiculous amounts of effort to it.

[RedWarrior0]

That $80 millions dollar's worth of funds from the factory is a major part of North Korea's budget is, well.


How the hell did these guys build nuclear weapons?

Their uranium is actually a ball of duct tape painted day-glo green.

Really? That shit comes in all sorts of colors, I'd think it would be cheaper to get neon green duct tape now.

[tahujdt]

That $80 millions dollar's worth of funds from the factory is a major part of North Korea's budget is, well.


How the hell did these guys build nuclear weapons?

Their uranium is actually a ball of duct tape painted day-glo green.

Really? That shit comes in all sorts of colors, I'd think it would be cheaper to get neon green duct tape now.

I use my neon green duct tape to fix all sorts of things, then I usually add golden duct tape highlights. Seriously, I have those.

[MaximumZero]

Gorilla tape is where it's at, guys.

[Nilik]

North Korea, a starving totalitarian state with an outdated army and hated by almost every other nation in the world, demands that the US, an economic powerhouse and a superpower with one of the most advanced armies the world has ever seen, denuclearize.Also North Korea has been planning to shut down Kaesong since the days of Kim Jong Il

And in other news, if Scotland gains independence, we might have to denuclearize.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-22358118

(They have all our nuclear missile silos, Britain wants to keep them but Scotland doesn't)