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[misko27]

Because Kim is fulfilling his childhood dream of life-size toy soldiers?

[LordSlowpoke]

Because it creates the "we are legion" effect NK desires during military parades in order to convey the message of how large and powerful its military is without actually walking every single soldier they have through the streets?

...uh.

Disregard that, it must be the OCD.

[The Scout]

If I'm correct, the soldiers dressed in brown are officers and ground troops. The ones in black have an elite status, so they're trained to walk in unison to create the illusion of them being actually trained.

[Onlyhestands]

Kim Jong un releases a video of him attending North Korea's military anniversary

at 1:00... is that computer generated?

What really gets me is the "young couples dancing"
They look way too drilled and rehearsed, nothing like actual couples. But who would expect reality out of a propaganda flick anyways?

[Lagslayer]

scenario: a week from now, you will switch bodies with Kim Jong-Un for 24 hours. How will you prepare and what would you do during your 24 hour reign?

[Descan]

Open my bank-account to accept money from North Korea as fast as possible, kill every scum-sucking general and advisor in North Korea who won't admit to being a sympathizer to the peasants or enemies (I'd put them all in a prison room first and start with the obviously-evil people to give the rest an idea of what's going on so the actually good won't try and "suck up to the boss" and lose their head over it)

Then at the eleventh (23rd?) hour, fly to Seoul and turn myself in.

North Korea gets beheaded, I get set up for life (Dude is the owner of a country, no matter how sucky. Richer than I am at least. I just need a few million dollars, the rest can go to the Ministry of Unification or Reconstruction efforts) and everyone is happy.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

scenario: a week from now, you will switch bodies with Kim Jong-Un for 24 hours. How will you prepare and what would you do during your 24 hour reign?

Isn't that a Rob Schneider made-for-airlines movie?

[Ameablable]

Sign all the peace treaties.

[MaximumZero]

What really gets me is the "young couples dancing"
They look way too drilled and rehearsed, nothing like actual couples. But who would expect reality out of a propaganda flick anyways?

Pretty sure I've seen that exact scene before.
Reminds me of this.

[Bauglir]

What really gets me is the "young couples dancing"
They look way too drilled and rehearsed, nothing like actual couples. But who would expect reality out of a propaganda flick anyways?

Pretty sure I've seen that exact scene before.
Reminds me of this.

Is... is some of that the same exact footage?

[misko27]

As for the first part, what descan said. But lock myself up, don't want him fucking me over in my body.

And then? OHOHOH~ Very simple. Push things too far. Force the US or SK to overplay it's hand. Respond, in an appropriate way. Push for immediate removal of sanctions, and issue ultimatum for their removal and beggining of talks at 20 hours. If they concede, immediately jump start peace, nuclear and economic talks while pouring money into my account in such a way as to take advantage of the new found peace.

If they say no, pour money into assets that will do much better in the post nuclear-holocaust world. Begin strikes as far as capabilities allow at 22 hours.

,Either way, sit back and enjoy the fruits and poisons of my labor. Isn't tbere a twilight zone episode like this, but without the switching back, and with hitler?

[Pnx]

Could well be, could also be that they just do the exact same thing every year. I know they have crazy amounts of people put in pretty crazy amounts of time to practise for this stuff.

Say what you will about the nation, I don't think anybody does those kind of mass drills the way they do... It's honestly pretty scary.

Kim Jong un releases a video of him attending North Korea's military anniversary

at 1:00... is that computer generated?

As for whether that part of it was faked, I honestly doubt it, I think it was just shot using a camera crane... In fact I'm guessing that "#1 Dad" probably went to very great lengths to get a crane to shoot shots like that from abroad.

[Karlito]

Yeah, the one thing North Korea does well is military parades. They wouldn't need to fake that shot.

[Loud Whispers]

Yeah, the one thing North Korea does well is military parades. They wouldn't need to fake that shot.

Generally all militaries tend to do well at parades. It's sort of how they size each other up.

'Here we see the North Korean military responding to the South Koreans' excellent dance number with 'Kim Jong-Un uses the warp...'

[Mech#4]

Yeah, the one thing North Korea does well is military parades. They wouldn't need to fake that shot.

Generally all militaries tend to do well at parades. It's sort of how they size each other up.

'Here we see the North Korean military responding to the South Koreans' excellent dance number with 'Kim Jong-Un uses the warp...'

So it's like a dance done by a Peacock?