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[RedWarrior0]

O.K., guys, here's the new conspiracy theory: The bomber in Boston was actually a two-headed clone of Elvis and JFK created by the United Nations One World Order, then taken sent back in time a hundred years to fake the moon landing. While he was at it, he programmed a computer to fake Obama's birth certificate. He was working for The Illuminati, but then bribed by North Korea's alien overlords.

My updated conspiracy theory.

He will also be responsible for programming Friend Computer.

Sorry, rereading some old Paranoia books right now.

Sorry, that material is above your classification. Please report to the execution chamber or face summary execution.

[tahujdt]

O.K., guys, here's the new conspiracy theory: The bomber in Boston was actually a two-headed clone of Elvis and JFK created by the United Nations One World Order, then taken sent back in time a hundred years to fake the moon landing. While he was at it, he programmed a computer to fake Obama's birth certificate. He was working for The Illuminati, but then bribed by North Korea's alien overlords.

My updated conspiracy theory.

He will also be responsible for programming Friend Computer.

Sorry, rereading some old Paranoia books right now.

Sorry, that material is above your classification. Please report to the execution chamber or face summary execution.

Friend Computer, that was a Commie Traitor, not me!

[Xantalos]

You fools think it was aliens?!
No. It! Is!
SNEILA-JONG BUN! THE DEVASTATOR!

[Loud Whispers]

I like how on topic we are.

You fools think it was aliens?!
No. It! Is!
SNEILA! THE DEVASTATOR!

Wait no fuck that shit where is the Korea in all this?

Kim Jong-Son I am disappoint.

[Xantalos]

I like how on topic we are.

You fools think it was aliens?!
No. It! Is!
SNEILA! THE DEVASTATOR!

Wait no fuck that shit where is the Korea in all this?

Kim Jong-Son I am disappoint.

Can't prove it was that.

[Guardian G.I.]

O.K., guys, here's the new conspiracy theory: The bomber in Boston was actually a two-headed clone of Elvis and JFK created by the United Nations One World Order, then taken sent back in time a hundred years to fake the moon landing. He was working for The Illuminati, but then bribed by North Korea's alien overlords.

If you make the theory logical and reasonable and actively promote it, sooner or later you'll be on Russia Today.

[tahujdt]

That's nuthin', I was on Russia yesterday!

[Loud Whispers]

O.K., guys, here's the new conspiracy theory: The bomber in Boston was actually a two-headed clone of Elvis and JFK created by the United Nations One World Order, then taken sent back in time a hundred years to fake the moon landing. He was working for The Illuminati, but then bribed by North Korea's alien overlords.

If you make the theory logical and reasonable and actively promote it, sooner or later you'll be on Russia Today.

If the theory both appeals to logic and reason shouldn't you be promoting it? Because what if you're right and there really are these Elvis-Ettin-Illuminati clones?

[tahujdt]

O.K., guys, here's the new conspiracy theory: The bomber in Boston was actually a two-headed clone of Elvis and JFK created by the United Nations One World Order, then taken sent back in time a hundred years to fake the moon landing. He was working for The Illuminati, but then bribed by North Korea's alien overlords.

If you make the theory logical and reasonable and actively promote it, sooner or later you'll be on Russia Today.

If the theory both appeals to logic and reason shouldn't you be promoting it? Because what if you're right and there really are these Elvis-Ettin-Illuminati clones?

We can't draw attention to ourselves because of the aliens, duh!

[IronyOwl]

Hopefully... eventually getting somewhat back on topic...

Symbolism happens in a town called Musan. Also, Foreign currency is becoming prevalent in North Korea.

According to South Korean government estimates, since Kim Jong Eun came to power six statues of Kim Il Sung and/or Kim Jong Il have been built at a total of six places for a cost of around $9.5 million, along with 400 mosaics worth approximately $32 million.

The video shows that, with the exception of locally sourced rice, most vegetables, seafood, basic necessities and confectionary are Chinese-made.

Guuuuuuuuuuuuys? I know public image is important and all, but seriously.

[Max White]

cheap Chinese rice was selling for 4.6-5 Yuan/kg, and North Korean rice for 4.8-5 Yuan/kg.

Isn't that actually somewhat cheep?
I mean I know the country is financially suffering, so there may be many that can't even afford that, but my point is that shouldn't it be pretty feasible to help them get onto their feet, assuming their wasn't some asshole dictator in the way?

[IronyOwl]

cheap Chinese rice was selling for 4.6-5 Yuan/kg, and North Korean rice for 4.8-5 Yuan/kg.

Isn't that actually somewhat cheep?
I mean I know the country is financially suffering, so there may be many that can't even afford that, but my point is that shouldn't it be pretty feasible to help them get onto their feet, assuming their wasn't some asshole dictator in the way?

The bigger issue to me is that they're not making any of it themselves, or rather that they're making some of their own rice and then everything else has a tendency to be imported. It's hard to be prosperous when rice farming or being a soldier are your only options for income.

[MaximumZero]

According to South Korean government estimates, since Kim Jong Eun came to power six statues of Kim Il Sung and/or Kim Jong Il have been built at a total of six places for a cost of around $9.5 million, along with 400 mosaics worth approximately $32 million.

This part here pisses me off the most. It's not like the people are fucking starving to death or anything.

[Just Some Guy]

Speaking of starvation...

[Loud Whispers]

Aint no exercise like a Pyongyang exercise because a Pyongyang exercise absolute mandatory.