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[Bronimin]

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[Remuthra]

If we get hurt, bleed into the vending machine.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Do we even know how the spoon makes food?

[6+1] No.

If we get hurt, bleed into the vending machine.

You're quite inquisitive about that machine, aren't you?

[Remuthra]

I believe if I put enough into it, it will eventually do something moe useful than creating poisonous food.

[ArchAIngel]

I believe if I put enough into it, it will eventually do something moe useful than creating poisonous food.

Put breast milk in it? I love crazy suggestions. Also, it should do something useful.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Put breast milk in it?

I'd have to figure out some way to tastefully ask, but I don't think women can just "turn on" their mammary glands. Besides, humans (and most mammals) typically only lactate when they actually have a child.

[Orange Wizard]

Put breast milk in it?

I'd have to figure out some way to tastefully ask, but I don't think women can just "turn on" their mammary glands. Besides, humans (and most mammals) typically only lactate when they actually have a child.

It doesn't stop us from trying.

Anyway, we have better things to do. Talk to the robed man. If he attacks, master basic chemistry on him.

[GreatWyrmGold]

If he attacks, master basic chemistry on him.

Um...huh? That quip was a jibe at confusing carbohydrates with hydrocarbons.

[Pie Maker]

Get Figura to talk to the robed man statue. Also create a flamethrower, using your oil-generating pot as a fuel source.

[Orange Wizard]

If he attacks, master basic chemistry on him.

Um...huh? That quip was a jibe at confusing carbohydrates with hydrocarbons.

Exactly! Gold is a carbohydrate! And carbohydrates are a kind of hydrocarbon! And hydrocarbons are carbons with water in them!

[GreatWyrmGold]

If he attacks, master basic chemistry on him.

Um...huh? That quip was a jibe at confusing carbohydrates with hydrocarbons.

Exactly! Gold is a carbohydrate! And carbohydrates are a kind of hydrocarbon! And hydrocarbons are carbons with water in them!

Ow.

[Remuthra]

If he attacks, master basic chemistry on him.

Um...huh? That quip was a jibe at confusing carbohydrates with hydrocarbons.

Exactly! Gold is a carbohydrate! And carbohydrates are a kind of hydrocarbon! And hydrocarbons are carbons with water in them!

Ow.

Can we combine hydrocarbons and carrbohydrates to make carbocarbons and hydrohydrates?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Let's try plan A: Talk.

"Hello, Mr. Robed Man. Um...Figura, you talk to him."
"About what?"
"I dunno, you're the golden statue."
"Since I'm a Figurine, I can deal with Figurines? Can YOU deal with any Persons we find along the way?"
"silence"

The robed statue [13+3] leaps over the vending machine, stumbling a bit, and falls directly onto you! [2+1+2,2d6=11][-11 Health] Oh dear. You  are struck directly by a large mass of gold, crushing you.

[24+3+2v4][1d6*2=4*3=12][-12 Structure]
[25+2v28-1][1d4=2][-2 Structure]
[17-1+3v29]
[28+3+2v26-1][1d6=2][-2 Structure]
[13+2v24-2]
[29-2+3v16][1d6=6][-6 Structure]
[10+3+2v17-2]
[14+2v13-2][1d4=3][-3 Structure]

...

dlro weh tsei duo yhtiw. evi ltsu muoy. eci rpatouh ti wsignih t ontub.

...

You awake. You are on the sofa, covered by a blanket, with a pillow under your head. You see Curio curled up on you and Figura, looking quite battered, standing guard over you.

"...What happened?"
"Um...what's the last thing you remember?"
"I remember...the statue. It landed on me, then whiteness like the void. Then...numbers...and symbols...and the feeling of dozens of eyes from another world watching. And then this."
"That is...odd. Well, after the statue crushed you--and you were pretty well crushed, you might not want to move--the statue and I exchanged blows. Your cat?--Curio, right?--helped a bit, too; the statue was mostly destroyed when Curio barreled into it and made it fall over, all lifeless and dented. Anyways, I moved you here--it seems like the most stable room."
"Tha--wait, stable? What happened?"
"Well...um..."


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Well, let's see if we can translate "Well...um," shall we? To the south (?), there is a point where what seems to be violet-tinted vomit and some other greenish stuff. Back in the oven/bedroom, one wall is dripping oil which is being set on fire as it falls. Near the doorway, a cloud of little metal things swirls and pulses. Over in what you call Hell, a golden creature which seems to be basically a hollow hooded robe with two red points of light under the hood is staring at you. In the silver room, the painting of the semi-animated cat has expanded in subject and palette.
Oh, yeah, and there's a bunch of huge holes everywhere.

Spoiler: Persana (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Person
Gender: Female
Amnesiatic (Doesn't Remember Anything)
??

Wounds:

Attributes:
Carnitude 2
Cleverness 1
Constitution 2+1
Cwickness 1-1

Assets:
Creativity 4/10
Health 12/12
Minerals 0/4
Nutrition 0/10
Protein 0/9
Sugar 0
Vitamins 0/4

Ailments:
Confusion 3
Thirst 0/10
Toxicality 0/10

Skills:
Master Creator
Skilled Alterer
Skilled Enchanter
Novice Animal Handler
Novice Chef
Novice Mindcrafter
Novice Painter
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Fighter
Untrained Meditator

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Head--Crude Toxin-Repelling Metal Helm
Torso--Undergarments
Hands--Guitar
Legs--Sweatpants
Feet--Excellent Wool Socks, Nice Shoes
Hammer Inventory:

u*o
\/∞
U?i

Spoiler: Figura (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Figurine
Gender: Female??
Newly-Made

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Malleability 0
Mentality 0
Mettle 3

Assets:
Heat 0/1
Stimulation 0/1
Structure 13/19

Ailments:
Moltenness 0/5

Skills:
Skilled (II) Fighter
Untrained Chef
Untrained Guitar Player
Untrained Painter
Untrained Meditator

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Neck--Golden Amulet
Torso--Golden Undergarments
Right Hand--Golden Wand
Hammer Inventory:
$*#
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Spoiler: Curio (Pet) (click to show/hide)

Vitals:
Species: Cat?
Gender: N/A
?? ??

Wounds:
None

Attributes:
Pith 2
Potency 2
Power 0
Presence 0
Promptitude 1

Health: 5/5

Inventory:
Main Inventory:
Feet--Vomit Smears
Hammer Inventory:
#

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Try not to die.

[kj1225]

Try to find words for this situation.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Try to find words for this situation.

Weird, Terrifying, Bizarre...