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Author Topic: A Beginner's Guide: Kinda Dumb  (Read 60983 times)

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Shiny...A Suggestion Game
« Reply #45 on: March 10, 2013, 07:41:46 pm »

Grab nearly nude sorceress statue and child statue and balance both on the Gold altar.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Shiny...A Suggestion Game
« Reply #46 on: March 11, 2013, 03:22:19 am »

(It took me too long to realize was at least the Toxicality is based on, at the end of the universe or something(It been a while) right?)

Touch the sorceress(carefully)
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Shiny...A Suggestion Game
« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2013, 07:50:44 am »

Fun fact: using
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Jumpkick the statue. Carefully.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2013, 04:54:48 pm »

You try to grab a couple of the statues, but they're pretty firmly rooted to the floor. It doesn't help that they're life-sized and made of gold. Gold is heavy.

You then look at the statue of the sorceress. It looks sort of generically beautiful, like someone who had only heard her described by her beauty and probably needed to get out more. You look at her and carefully reach out at the very large...not-tumors on her chest, which are about at your shoulder level due to the base the sorceress is on.

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Nothing happens. You didn't even die or turn to gold or something. What a downer.


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Fun fact: using
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How? I'd need to type the ' 's, just in the code, and it stops me from being able to format the text.

Oh, and would someone who remembers A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe like to make a suggestion of what to do with our one asset? It could really make things more interesting.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2013, 04:56:20 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #49 on: March 11, 2013, 04:58:13 pm »

Grab knife, ritualistically sacrifice your left arm to the dark gods at the altar.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #50 on: March 11, 2013, 05:03:43 pm »

No, open last door, grab knife, don't sacrifice yet.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #51 on: March 11, 2013, 05:40:20 pm »

As the only reader of the original
I shall decree
It it time to use our
creativity
Create a crowbar
blessed by the heavens
Then use it to lift the statues thee.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #52 on: March 11, 2013, 05:41:14 pm »

Oh, also, we should really take another whiff of that paint. It was so good.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #53 on: March 11, 2013, 06:01:11 pm »

Oh, also, we should really take another whiff of that paint. It was so good.
NO, VETO.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #54 on: March 11, 2013, 06:02:17 pm »

Oh, also, we should really take another whiff of that paint. It was so good.
NO, VETO.
We want to max out our creativity, right? It will only boost toxicality to 5, and we can probably go eat something soon.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Inert. A Suggestion Game
« Reply #55 on: March 11, 2013, 06:04:37 pm »

Oh, and would someone who remembers A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe like to make a suggestion of what to do with our one asset?
Make a floor over the void place(or a bridge if we don't have enough).
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Unholy Crap! A Suggestion Game
« Reply #56 on: March 11, 2013, 08:21:45 pm »

You've got a few ideas of what to do.

You consider making some sort of floor or bridge over the void, but decide against it. Maybe if you had a better idea of where and how much you wanted.

Next, you decide that you really want those statues. To do this, you'd probably need some sort of crowbar, maybe one blessed by the gods...
[6/27;3/2] You step backwards in surprise as a crowbar appears in front of you! It looks like good, sturdy steel for a moment before a golden light flees it and leaves it looking like some kind of black stone, covered in red runes. (-2 Creativity) Whatever that...thing is, it's best that you leave it behind.

The door looks a bit different that you remember when you return...


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Wow. Those were some HORRIBLE rolls for that second part. Great crowbar, though.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Unholy Crap! A Suggestion Game
« Reply #57 on: March 11, 2013, 08:24:03 pm »

Use crowbar to cut off left arm, then sacrifice it to the dark gods.

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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Unholy Crap! A Suggestion Game
« Reply #58 on: March 12, 2013, 02:31:49 am »

Open the door, it be fine.
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Re: A Beginner's Guide: Unholy Crap! A Suggestion Game
« Reply #59 on: March 12, 2013, 02:59:09 am »

Grab Unholy crowbar, beat the door down.
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