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[kj1225]

Aedan pulls out a notebook and begins writing.

[Vgray]

"I vote we all go to the Inventory after this for drinks. And maybe join in a game of poker."


(Go look up, "Poker Night at the Inventory". I only just recently learned it existed. Through Homestar Runner if you were wondering.)

[kj1225]

Aedan looked up at that. "Drinks and poker? Count me in!" He looked around again. "So, we gonna leave or what?"

[Kestrel_6]

The Moderator loads the 30 round drum into the top of his Autocannon.

"Let's fucking do this."

As he walks, some red armor phases around him. It has two metal wing-like protrusions out the back, and BORN 2 HONK on the front of it.



he turns around to the party.

"Rock and roll."

[kj1225]

Aedan looks at the display for a second and evaporates. A few moments later he arrives in red matter armor. (The highly overpowered armor from equivalent exchange.) "Since we're putting on highly unfair armor." He puts his sword on a holster on his side. Then he says, "Since everyone is ready, I'll lead." And he flies of towards the place I mentioned earlier.

[Xantalos]

The shopkeep seems to flatten and become extremely boring. All right, I'm _{prettysureyoucouldtrytokilltheJabberwockbutyouhaveto-} he pauses to sigh - _{mnnnhbnbnmnkbn} He begins to shrink as he mumbles, eventually turning into a flea that hops away.

The heroes, such as they are, look around! The shop they're in front of appears to be on an infinitely long street of cobblestones stretching infinitely far in either direction. On either side, there's an ornate door decorated with bright stars and other such doodads. Everything else is covered in a very bland fog.
You all wonder how all this appeared without you noticing. What do you do, intrepid voyagers of wherever you are?

[Kestrel_6]

The shopkeep seems to flatten and become extremely boring. All right, I'm _{prettysureyoucouldtrytokilltheJabberwockbutyouhaveto-} he pauses to sigh - _{mnnnhbnbnmnkbn} He begins to shrink as he mumbles, eventually turning into a flea that hops away.

The heroes, such as they are, look around! The shop they're in front of appears to be on an infinitely long street of cobblestones stretching infinitely far in either direction. On either side, there's an ornate door decorated with bright stars and other such doodads. Everything else is covered in a very bland fog.
You all wonder how all this appeared without you noticing. What do you do, intrepid voyagers of wherever you are?

"Hey, King DZA, warp us outta here, yeah?"

[King DZA]

"To where, exactly?" The God-King inquires, as he walks up to his allies seemingly out of nowhere.

[kj1225]

Aedan evaporates for a second and comes back. "I don't think we can leave unless... OIY, CAT GET OUT HERE!" Aedan stands around look for the blasted cat.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"To where, exactly?" The God-King inquires, as he walks up to his allies seemingly out of nowhere.

"How about, say....the location of the Jabberwock?  Or Alice."

[Vgray]

"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"

[Xantalos]

"Hey, King DZA, warp us outta here, yeah?"

[color=red"Can't you just snap your fingers and bring the barlady to us?"[/color]

A furry red googly-eyed monster floats down from the sky.
This episode of Peanut Street was brought to you by the letters N and O, and the word 'puzzle'! Fun delivered, it floats off back to whence it came.

[kj1225]

Aedan figuring out this is a clever puzzle evaporated and... split into two. The first one was the old man we all know, the other was an angelic man with brown hair. He still wore the red matter armor, but his sword had changed into a red matter katar. "Who wants to try and break this area with me?" Said holy!Aedan.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Tch. Something I CAN'T shoot.

I'll actually have to think this time. Very well.

What do we know about the situation?"

[Kestrel_6]

"Tch. Something I CAN'T shoot.

I'll actually have to think this time. Very well.

What do we know about the situation?"

"we are trapped in the middle of nowhere, with some cat telling us to screw ourselves with a Cactus."