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[Kestrel_6]

The man gets up and walks over. "Did you say the vorpal blade? I think I know of that."

"I need it. Friend of mine is the Jabberwock's captive. So I'm gonna slay it's ass."

[kj1225]

The man shakes his head. "Sorry about that, I don't know who let it out. But anyways, You need to find Alice, anyone who is anyone knows she is the only person who knows were it is."

[Kestrel_6]

The man shakes his head. "Sorry about that, I don't know who let it out. But anyways, You need to find Alice, anyone who is anyone knows she is the only person who knows were it is."

"I'm gonna need a goddamn vacation after this."

He turns to the shopkeep

"Ya got anything Vorpal in 20mm autocannon caliber?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yes, I do."

The ElfCollaborator makes a reappearance, wielding two bandoliers.

[kj1225]

The man shakes his head. "Back in my day we fought with swords and shields and bow and arrows." Then out of nowhere he evaporates.

[kj1225]

The man appears again carrying what looks like a cross between a rifle and a crossbow. "Now then let's do this old school style." And walks off towards the scariest nastiest part of wonderland.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Tch. Old-school my ass."

EC tosses the Moderator one of the bandoliers.

[kj1225]

The man shoots collaborator in the foot. "Fucking kids have no respect. continuing with walking because plot reasons.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

EC shrugs it off.

"You don't want to fucking know what kind of things I did for respect, old man."

He takes out his trusty shotgun and loads it up with vorpal rounds.

[Vgray]

Jorn disappears in a cloud of shadow and reappears next to the group.

"I'm beginning to hate this place."

[kj1225]

At this the man pulls out an AA-12 and runs back and unloads his clip into collaborators foot. "You will call me Aedan in the future, or I'll unload a clip in your unmentionables next time."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Not only do the bullets not even bother EC, he shoots Aedan in the face.

"And you will QUIT shooting me in the goddamn foot, OLD MAN."

[kj1225]

Aedan spits the bullet back at collaborator and looks him hard in the eyes. Then he pats him on the back and says, "Your a good one kid, don't lose that spirit. Now then we have to go find Alice don't we?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Jorn disappears in a cloud of shadow and reappears next to the group.

"I'm beginning to hate this place."

"Same here."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

EC raised an eyebrow.

"In any case, we're still waiting on the Moderator to haul ass and load his gun."