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Author Topic: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'  (Read 14900 times)

Kestrel_6

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #270 on: March 24, 2013, 12:39:04 am »

"'Bout time you guys showed up!" The God-King exclaims as he abruptly steps out from the surrounding wilderness to join his friends on the path, carrying several shopping bags of sundry knickknacks and wearing a novelty 'What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland' T-shirt. "You are not going to believe some the awesome things they have in the gift shops here!"

"Did you see her? Or a Vorpal Blade?"

"Who? The bartender? No, thankfully. Just thinking about the bitch puts a damper on my good mood...oh! One of the shops I visited had a whole aisle dedicated to Vorpal tools and the like, though! I actually ended up buying an absolutely beautiful set of Vorpal cutlery that was on sale. Which reminds me; you guys wouldn't happen to know of any good restaurants around these parts, would you? I really wanna see what kind of food this place has."

"That bitch-" Making quotation marks "Has saved my life many, many times. Now time to buy a Vorpal Hammer, paint BANHAMMER on it, and then, game on."

The moderator sets out for the shops.
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Xantalos

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #271 on: March 25, 2013, 11:37:38 pm »

Oh yeah I'm the quasi-GM now.
Uhh... let me come up with something and I'll get back to you folk.
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #272 on: March 28, 2013, 03:13:57 am »

DON'T DIE DAMNIT
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #273 on: March 28, 2013, 03:27:36 am »

Oh! Sorry.

Setting off among the varied paths of Wonderland, the Moderator and his companions go to the shops!
Or at least they
ROLL TO RESIST INANE DISNEY MUSICAL
(4)
~There once was a ... goddammit, forgot.~

What's this that their eyes see? Why it's a bed in an opera costume! How bizzare. Noticing them, the bed trundles up to the group and bellows, "HELLO I AM BUED THE BED I LIKE TO SING OPERA WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT" Giving them no chance to escape, it stands up on it's end, sucks in a deep breath .... and begins to recite a poem in a falsetto voice.
Who would prance in the Muckercruck Grove
And paddle among the glyyyyyyy
Who would handstand in the grand band of Mand
And blunk in the fleevish
Whhhhiiiiiiiiiiii

And with that bit of wtf out of the way, the bed falls over and dies, revealing behind it a set of railroad tracks leading to a shop! Only problem is that the ground there is inverted: the ground is the sky and the sky is the ground. How ever will you folks get down from your Inverted Sky Railroad to reach the enticing shop below? Only the Cat in His Own Fat knows!
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #274 on: March 28, 2013, 03:29:57 am »

Oh! Sorry.

Setting off among the varied paths of Wonderland, the Moderator and his companions go to the shops!
Or at least they
ROLL TO RESIST INANE DISNEY MUSICAL
(4)
~There once was a ... goddammit, forgot.~

What's this that their eyes see? Why it's a bed in an opera costume! How bizzare. Noticing them, the bed trundles up to the group and bellows, "HELLO I AM BUED THE BED I LIKE TO SING OPERA WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT" Giving them no chance to escape, it stands up on it's end, sucks in a deep breath .... and begins to recite a poem in a falsetto voice.
Who would prance in the Muckercruck Grove
And paddle among the glyyyyyyy
Who would handstand in the grand band of Mand
And blunk in the fleevish
Whhhhiiiiiiiiiiii

And with that bit of wtf out of the way, the bed falls over and dies, revealing behind it a set of railroad tracks leading to a shop! Only problem is that the ground there is inverted: the ground is the sky and the sky is the ground. How ever will you folks get down from your Inverted Sky Railroad to reach the enticing shop below? Only the Cat in His Own Fat knows!

The Moderator walks back to the phantom, and returns with a jetpack.

"Owned."

enter shop.
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Xantalos

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #275 on: March 30, 2013, 03:59:41 am »

Alas, gravity seems to work differently here - the Moderator is pulled downwards into the sky by the force of his jetpack! He better do something!

((Sorry for slowness - if anyone else wants to take over, feel free because I have no idea what I'm doing.
...
Actually, I should be fine. Just tell me if you want me to actually do stuff faster.))
« Last Edit: March 30, 2013, 04:02:03 am by Xantalos »
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #276 on: March 30, 2013, 04:23:56 am »

Alas, gravity seems to work differently here - the Moderator is pulled downwards into the sky by the force of his jetpack! He better do something!

((Sorry for slowness - if anyone else wants to take over, feel free because I have no idea what I'm doing.
...
Actually, I should be fine. Just tell me if you want me to actually do stuff faster.))

Jetpack off.

New chars always welcome.
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #277 on: March 30, 2013, 04:36:56 am »

As he casts off the jetpack, the Moderator is stopped, about 50 meters 'below' the rest of the group. The jetpack rockets backwards, down into the sky.
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #278 on: March 30, 2013, 05:14:51 am »

As he casts off the jetpack, the Moderator is stopped, about 50 meters 'below' the rest of the group. The jetpack rockets backwards, down into the sky.

float up
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #279 on: March 30, 2013, 02:52:48 pm »

Planeswalk to the shop.
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #280 on: April 21, 2013, 10:06:18 pm »

As the Moderator holds his breath and counts to twenty via secrets granted him by otherworldy forces, causing him to get to the shop somehow, Zanzetkuken walks on a road of airplanes to the target! They warn him that they can only do that 2 more times.

HeLLocanImisleadyou? The shopkeeper inquires? The merry band of fellows tries to get a look at him, but they can't! Why?

BECAUSE HE'S THE SHOPKEEP.
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #281 on: April 21, 2013, 10:45:48 pm »

New chars always welcome.
((You will probably come to hate that invitation))
A man falls out of the sky... somehow. He is carrying around a blade. "Last time I piss off Alice for sure." He gets up and falls into the sky again. As he flies up he yells, "BLOODY HELL!" He takes his blade and swings it down into a downwards slash. This changes his upwards momentum to downwards momentum and he lands on the ground again.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2013, 11:19:28 pm by kj1225 »
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #282 on: April 22, 2013, 01:35:00 am »

Stubbornly refusing to have any part in the bartender's rescue, the God-King heads off to locate an eatery where he may sample the native dishes of the realm...

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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #283 on: April 22, 2013, 04:45:12 am »

"Hello, I would like to inquire about a vorpal weapon? I got a Jabberwock to slay."
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Re: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'
« Reply #284 on: April 22, 2013, 06:45:36 am »

The man gets up and walks over. "Did you say the vorpal blade? I think I know of that."
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