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[Xantalos]

After a couple of minutes of uncomfortable silence, there is an unsettling shriek from somewhere in the distance, followed closely by a bestial roar and the sound of crashing. The sounds rapidly draw nearer, the unknown first thing screeching for it's life, and the second thing snarling, with great crunches following close behind. Soon the sounds reach the edge of the path and the boggart burst out of the foliage, screeching in horror. It scampers towards Jorn, and leaps toward him before being intercoeted by a blurred shape. It flits from one side of the path to the other, taking the boggart with it in a sudden silence. This is soon broken by the sound of crunching, which stops as the Cheshire Cat saunters out of the brush, licking it's lips.
My, but he was a delightful companion. I'd so like to meet him again, he meaws, looking at Jorn.

But I suppose I must answer whatever query you come to me with or I'll never hear the end of it.
What do you want?

[Kestrel_6]

After a couple of minutes of uncomfortable silence, there is an unsettling shriek from somewhere in the distance, followed closely by a bestial roar and the sound of crashing. The sounds rapidly draw nearer, the unknown first thing screeching for it's life, and the second thing snarling, with great crunches following close behind. Soon the sounds reach the edge of the path and the boggart burst out of the foliage, screeching in horror. It scampers towards Jorn, and leaps toward him before being intercoeted by a blurred shape. It flits from one side of the path to the other, taking the boggart with it in a sudden silence. This is soon broken by the sound of crunching, which stops as the Cheshire Cat saunters out of the brush, licking it's lips.
My, but he was a delightful companion. I'd so like to meet him again, he meaws, looking at Jorn.

But I suppose I must answer whatever query you come to me with or I'll never hear the end of it.
What do you want?

"One, which way did she go, and two, where is the Red Queen's little hideaway? I got some..."

He takes a grenade out, and lightly tosses it up and down.

"Special Deliveries."

[Xantalos]

Oh, she ran
                                            and run
                      and rin
                                             and ren like a little hen
             about the Jabberwock she cried,
          DIE, DIE, DIE!
She hacked at it woth fire and glick,

                                                                                   she bumblesplurched around the Nitch
                            but as you see it is the case that she was tapped upon a vase
beyond the reaches of Clammaste in the Nether Gargle she fell
Pellmell, pellmell
Upon the widelark's nest she fell.
The Jabberwock, it found her fast
And bound her to a fizhy mast
                                             and took her to it's band of crat
In The Land Of CRoM.

I hear it's quite difficult to get there - excepting myself, of course. Now, which way to go, you ask? Well, that'll be 38 points NorthDinkle, with a dash of pepper. Or, if you want to know by mundane means, thataway. He points off in a seemingly random direction, though on closer inspection a glimmering light flickers through the trees.

And the Red Queen, well ... hehehe ... I suppose you'll be encountering her soon enough. With that, he climbs atop a tree branch and swings around it by his front paws, whirling around before dispersing into a mist.

((What in the hell did I just write. I'll be asleep for the next several hours, so do whatever, I suppose.))

[Kestrel_6]

Oh, she ran
                                            and run
                      and rin
                                             and ren like a little hen
             about the Jabberwock she cried,
          DIE, DIE, DIE!
She hacked at it woth fire and glick,

                                                                                   she bumblesplurched around the Nitch
                            but as you see it is the case that she was tapped upon a vase
beyond the reaches of Clammaste in the Nether Gargle she fell
Pellmell, pellmell
Upon the widelark's nest she fell.
The Jabberwock, it found her fast
And bound her to a fizhy mast
                                             and took her to it's band of crat
In The Land Of CRoM.

I hear it's quite difficult to get there - excepting myself, of course. Now, which way to go, you ask? Well, that'll be 38 points NorthDinkle, with a dash of pepper. Or, if you want to know by mundane means, thataway. He points off in a seemingly random direction, though on closer inspection a glimmering light flickers through the trees.

And the Red Queen, well ... hehehe ... I suppose you'll be encountering her soon enough. With that, he climbs atop a tree branch and swings around it by his front paws, whirling around before dispersing into a mist.

((What in the hell did I just write. I'll be asleep for the next several hours, so do whatever, I suppose.))

"What first. Save the chick or go loud on some baddies?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zanzetkuken warps into the area, walking backwards, looking confused at the point he appeared from before turning around and saying, "When did Black Maple get a cross-planar warp interference module?  I was just sent to their main base, before managing to planeswalk to Dominaria before coming here."

[Kestrel_6]

Zanzetkuken warps into the area, walking backwards, looking confused at the point he appeared from before turning around and saying, "When did Black Maple get a cross-planar warp interference module?  I was just sent to their main base, before managing to planeswalk to Dominaria before coming here."

"Probably nabbed it from other-me, or the Canadian Moderator after they traced his shit and took it"

[King DZA]

"'Bout time you guys showed up!" The God-King exclaims as he abruptly steps out from the surrounding wilderness to join his friends on the path, carrying several shopping bags of sundry knickknacks and wearing a novelty 'What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland' T-shirt. "You are not going to believe some the awesome things they have in the gift shops here!"

[Kestrel_6]

"'Bout time you guys showed up!" The God-King exclaims as he abruptly steps out from the surrounding wilderness to join his friends on the path, carrying several shopping bags of sundry knickknacks and wearing a novelty 'What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland' T-shirt. "You are not going to believe some the awesome things they have in the gift shops here!"

"Did you see her? Or a Vorpal Blade?"

[Vgray]

"Not all of us are Gods you know..."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Didn't we leave him after lagged behind in the bar just a few seconds ago?"

[Vgray]

"God. He can do anything he wants. Unless that cat is more powerful than him..."

[Kestrel_6]

"Didn't we leave him after lagged behind in the bar just a few seconds ago?"

The Moderator gave him a "You're not serious" look

"He is KING OF THE FUCKING GODS! He could do this shit, and have enough time to remake the Fphiggy galaxy."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Didn't we leave him after lagged behind in the bar just a few seconds ago?"

The Moderator gave him a "You're not serious" look

"He is KING OF THE FUCKING GODS! He could do this shit, and have enough time to remake the Fphiggy galaxy."

"Instant it left my mouth I realized the idiocy."

[Kestrel_6]

"Didn't we leave him after lagged behind in the bar just a few seconds ago?"

The Moderator gave him a "You're not serious" look

"He is KING OF THE FUCKING GODS! He could do this shit, and have enough time to remake the Fphiggy galaxy."

"Instant it left my mouth I realized the idiocy."

"So, shall we head that way?" pointing at the sparkly light.

[King DZA]

"'Bout time you guys showed up!" The God-King exclaims as he abruptly steps out from the surrounding wilderness to join his friends on the path, carrying several shopping bags of sundry knickknacks and wearing a novelty 'What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland' T-shirt. "You are not going to believe some the awesome things they have in the gift shops here!"

"Did you see her? Or a Vorpal Blade?"

"Who? The bartender? No, thankfully. Just thinking about the bitch puts a damper on my good mood...oh! One of the shops I visited had a whole aisle dedicated to Vorpal tools and the like, though! I actually ended up buying an absolutely beautiful set of Vorpal cutlery that was on sale. Which reminds me; you guys wouldn't happen to know of any good restaurants around these parts, would you? I really wanna see what kind of food this place has."