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[Child of Armok]

"I don't need anything to drink."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Normal beer being Dwarven brew."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"I don't see my favorite drink on here.  Of course, I have only seen 1 in the entirety of the 3 multiverses I have been to, so..."

[Xantalos]

"Ah, don't worry, you're still staring out. You'll find more soon."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Considering I have been searching for another for over 25 years, and it gives off a signature that I can detect from anywhere in the multiverse it exists in...I doubt it."

[Xantalos]

"Considering I have been searching for another for over 25 years, and it gives off a signature that I can detect from anywhere in the multiverse it exists in...I doubt it."

"25 years? That's hardly searching at all - or are you mortal?"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Which definition are you using?"

[Xantalos]

"Old age death."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Maybe..."

[Xantalos]

"In that case, find a way around that, go looking for a few aeons, then come back to me and we can talk business."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Considering how I really don't have a good definition of time due to variance between multiverses, some of those years may have been aeons, while others were seconds."

[King DZA]

As the God-King sips his smoothie, he contemplates whether it would be considered out of line to teleport the bitchy bar owner into the nearest black hole...

[Xantalos]

"Considering how I really don't have a good definition of time due to variance between multiverses, some of those years may have been aeons, while others were seconds."

"Do the aeons weigh upon your body? If not, then you have not passed them."

[Vgray]

"You two are giving me a headache."

"Unless that's the wine..."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Do the aeons weigh upon your body? If not, then you have not passed them."

"It boosted my planeswalker spark.  It might have brought it to pre-mending levels, which would make me immortal and have powers that could rival a diety.  Of course, it did taste somewhat like an elixer of immortality, which only extends my life by a couple billion years, so I have no idea what it could be.  And to answer your question, I do feel as if a few thousand earth years have passed, but that is considered an average year for a planeswalker, considering all the events that happen around them causing a collosal snarl of interactions that can bring down entire million-year old regimes in days, so as I said before, I don't have a freakin' clue."