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Author Topic: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'  (Read 14940 times)

Xantalos

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2013, 03:10:14 am »

Y҉o͜u̧ guỳs͏ ̛s͢h̴ould ͠p̸ro̴bab̧l̶y ͝u҉se ̧all t҉h̸re̷e;҉ ̶I'll g͏o r̵ou̵n͢d͠ ͠u̧p̶ ̵some ̨el͘d҉r͘itc̢h b̕ei͘ng͏s,̴ ̢DZA̢,̛ yo̸u ͏d͟o ̴likew͜i͝s͘e w͘i̡th ̵what͢ev̨e͏ŗ ̢gods ̨th̕e͡r̶e̢ ͘a̡re.̷ W҉è m̵eet̨ bac͜k h͠ȩre ̸ìn̸,̛ ͜ho̵w͢ l̕o̶n̨g, ͝t̀hr͢èe̴ day̵s͢,̢ ͘saý? ͢Lo͝n̵g ̸e̕no͠ug̶h͘ ͞f̀o͜r me͏ an͢d ̡D̛Z͡A͠ t̵o ̷r̀ust̵l҉e͜ u̢p ̛a sìgn͘i̧ficaņt ņúmbe҉r͟ of b̷e̡i̡ngs̢ a̕ǹd҉ ̛f̡ór ͘yo͏u ͠t̷o̢ ţo͠ f̴u̸se̢ ͜t͜ec̶h ̵t͡o͞gęth̵er,̢ ̷M̢o̴der͢a̛to͟r҉,͜ an̵d̛ f͞o̴r ͞y̵ou ͢t̶o͝ summ̨o̶n̴ ͞a҉r̢m͏ie͡s ͡òr̷ ͡w̨h͟at͡e̶ver͠ y̶o̸u d̨o̴, ̕E͏lfC͘oļlabor̀átor. ͢Soun͘d ǵơod?
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2013, 04:53:08 am »

DZA: Have no idea what the fuck is going on. Suggest we all go out and get smoothies while shit sorts itself out.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2013, 05:01:09 am »

"But you do not understand, DZA. If these old guys are not stopped ... everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies. What's probably more important to you guys, though, is that your chances of getting with Samus and/or FemShep will vanish forever. So you must battle these villains, if only so I can laugh at your hormones."
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2013, 05:26:00 am »

"But you do not understand, DZA. If these old guys are not stopped ... everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies. What's probably more important to you guys, though, is that your chances of getting with Samus and/or FemShep will vanish forever. So you must battle these villains, if only so I can laugh at your hormones."

If these old guys are not stopped ... everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies.

everything will be censored. You. Me. The smoothies.

The smoothies.

"Those sick fucks...you're absolutely right, they must be stopped. No matter the cost.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2013, 05:27:19 am »

"Which is why we must rip these fuckers' balls off and shove them down their throats."

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2013, 05:27:36 am »

S̕o yo̢u͝'ļl ͡go͞ g͠ęt̡ t̵h̕e͞ god̨ arm̵y?
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2013, 05:32:47 am »

"The army of Primordials are waiting outside."

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2013, 05:35:51 am »

"Oh, hush, mortal. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to call in some favors."

Gather army of cosmic horrors.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #113 on: March 11, 2013, 05:46:03 am »

S̕o yo̢u͝'ļl ͡go͞ g͠ęt̡ t̵h̕e͞ god̨ arm̵y?

Yeah, sure. Shouldn't be too difficult, considering how many minor deities I alone left floating around existence after my first attempt at building a pantheon..."

Rally together the gods and goddesses of the realm(s). For great, smoothie-preserving justice!

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #114 on: March 11, 2013, 07:28:36 am »

And so an army was made. Of Cosmic horrors, gods and goddesses, Primordials, and some dpichit that caused this all in a Summoner, using an Elerium-115 engine.

"Everyone ready to kick ass?"
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2013, 07:49:37 am »

"Strap me onto the bomb.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #116 on: March 11, 2013, 08:18:34 am »

"Strap me onto the bomb.

I am the bloody bomb. I'm gonna walk in there, and while you guys run for it, I'll punch out and boom!"
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Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2013, 08:25:06 am »

"Not if I get there first."

I run outside, taking out the two swords I'd sheathed earlier.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2013, 02:25:45 pm »

Jorn Darkmane steps out of a shadowy portal along with the Boggart and Yxchu.

"All right. What insane dimension am I in this time?"

Strange things happen to Space-time when DZA is around. He's like a magnet.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2013, 03:59:23 pm »

lik it how this changed from a suggestion game into a rpg
Can i join in?
Hisir in all his blackness appears above the army (where ever it is), creating a small darkfire explosion and summoning his massive 9765873619472816473.5 heads strong Ythilien elite force next to it.
"Let's destroy another army with the size of a planets surface"
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