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Author Topic: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'  (Read 14908 times)

Xantalos

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2013, 03:55:51 am »
Activate cosmic lawyer powers
Point out that since this is my venue, everyone here counts as my property under the laws of the Glorious Totally Non-Anarchist Government of Spaceistan, thus rendering DZA's kidnapping of patrons as theft
Summon eldritch policemen from beyond the stars to arrest the vagrant
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2013, 06:21:54 am »
Quote from: King DZA on March 09, 2013, 01:34:12 pm
DZA: Use godly powers to kidnap drunk Samus and the rest of the party-goers in order to teach The Moderator a lesson, thus becoming the main antagonist of this adventure.
Quote from: Xantalos on March 10, 2013, 03:55:51 am
Activate cosmic lawyer powers
Point out that since this is my venue, everyone here counts as my property under the laws of the Glorious Totally Non-Anarchist Government of Spaceistan, thus rendering DZA's kidnapping of patrons as theft
Summon eldritch policemen from beyond the stars to arrest the vagrant

Just as DZA prepares to cast Move the Plot Forwards, Old Spice Guy steps in, casting Summon Eldrich Policemen

"Look at your mortals, now look at me, I summoned guys."

Dza is placed in Spaceistan standard issue handcuffs, and prepped for transport.

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on March 09, 2013, 01:39:49 pm
???: Force myself in because why the hell not.

Some Elf Collaborator guy appears in the party. A tad late. All the cool shit happened, of the scene is anything to go by.

Some drunk blonde stumbles up to you, a pair of glasses in her hand. One is empty.

"Theshe drinksh are great. Try one!"
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

Eotyrannus

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2013, 06:38:05 am »
Umm....

Start dinosaur laser party in space with sharks
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2013, 06:39:53 am »
Quote from: Eotyrannus on March 10, 2013, 06:38:05 am
Umm....

Start dinosaur laser party in space with sharks

One party is a tad too much trouble, bro.
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2013, 06:48:48 am »
Down the drink
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2013, 07:05:26 am »
Quote from: scapheap on March 10, 2013, 06:48:48 am
Down the drink

Elf Collaborator downs the drink, and immediately gets shit-faced Reality is...

"Itsh Really Fantastic!"

"I Know, Right?"

You now believe you Are thinking in totally psychedelic colors

wat do?
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

miauw62

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2013, 07:11:07 am »
Down another drink.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2013, 07:18:59 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on March 10, 2013, 07:11:07 am
Down another drink.

You stumble to the bar, and ask the bartender. By holding the glass up and pointing at that blonde.

"Right, you too. These will be illegal in like 30 minutes..."

He prepares another. It sits there, taunting you...
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

scapheap

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #68 on: March 10, 2013, 07:26:28 am »
Taunt it back, while drinking it.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

miauw62

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #69 on: March 10, 2013, 07:31:14 am »
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #70 on: March 10, 2013, 07:50:48 am »
Use sheer reality breakage to become sober and proceed to emit powerful pheromones that attracts EVERYONE.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #71 on: March 10, 2013, 08:15:09 am »
Quote from: scapheap on March 10, 2013, 07:26:28 am
Taunt it back, while drinking it.

"You suck, you bad tasting, mean drink"

It is now you go on auto-pilot

DIRECTIVES
-PARTY HARD
-GET BITCHES

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on March 10, 2013, 07:50:48 am
Use sheer reality breakage to become sober and proceed to emit powerful pheromones that attracts EVERYONE.

[15] You are now only tipsy. [9] you emit little pheromones.
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Quote from: RedWarrior0 on September 19, 2012, 09:33:49 pm
Quote from: Zako on September 19, 2012, 09:17:34 pm
Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

miauw62

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #72 on: March 10, 2013, 08:27:06 am »
Be a duck.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2013, 09:00:13 am »
Remember that your quest to make out with Samus is unfinished.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2013, 09:24:07 am »
Quote from: Eotyrannus on March 10, 2013, 09:00:13 am
Remember that your quest to make out with Samus is unfinished.
Maximum Directive
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game
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