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[Xantalos]

((Fuck yes.))

[King DZA]

((A cameo? for me? I'm flattered.))

As the God-King manifests himself, the once booming party music quickly grows silent, and an ominous chanting begins to resonate throughout the area...

"Alright, who's the motherfucker that just went ahead and decided to reduce an entire galaxy to a cloud of cosmic vapor? I know you're here, and I am not amused. I swear to me, if I have to deal with one more overpowered asshole threatening the well-being of the universe today..."

[Kestrel_6]

The moderator was a tad too awestruck by the dance move, and now some omnipotent being appears? Fuck, what a day.

"Ish wash me, bosh"

[Xantalos]

Engage in drunken rap battle

[King DZA]

"...Seriously? What the fuck, man?" The God-King asks, somewhat taken aback. "I'd expect better from a Moderator. Do you have any idea how long it takes an all-powerful entity like me to make one of those things? Not very long at all, honestly...but it's still a minor annoyance."

The God-King takes a moment to calm himself, and looks to The Moderator with a countenance of mild disappointment. "So, what do you have to say for yourself?"

[Xantalos]

Engage in drunken rap battle

[Kestrel_6]

"...Seriously? What the fuck, man?" The God-King asks, somewhat taken aback. "I'd expect better from a Moderator. Do you have any idea how long it takes an all-powerful entity like me to make one of those things? Not very long at all, honestly...but it's still a minor annoyance."

The God-King takes a moment to calm himself, and looks to The Moderator with a countenance of mild disappointment. "So, what do you have to say for yourself?"

"It wash to beat Captain Kirk in a danshe battle. Now I challenge you to a rap battle!"

[King DZA]

"A rap battle, you say...? Not exactly the way most of these confrontations are settled, but I accept nevertheless. I just hope you realize what you're getting yourself into. After all...

I'm the King of the gods, yes the ruler of all. And all who stand against me will inevitably fall. You might think that you're tough, may feel pretty tall, but after this battle you'll be struggling just to crawl. So kneel down before me, and surrender while you can. How the FUCK you gonna top someone with all creation at their command?"

[Kestrel_6]

"A rap battle, you say...? Not exactly the way most of these confrontations are settled, but I accept nevertheless. I just hope you realize what you're getting yourself into. After all...

I'm the King of the gods, yes the ruler of all. And all who stand against me will inevitably fall. You might think that you're tough, may feel pretty tall, but after this battle you'll be struggling just to crawl. So kneel down before me, and surrender while you can. How the FUCK you gonna top someone with all creation at their command?"

at this point you're pretty out of it, but then...

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became The Moderator of Earth

In west Australia born and raised
In the city was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all doing some camping outside of school
When a really big ship, up to no good
Started crashing down in the wood.
I got in one little look and the guy got scared
And said "You're becoming a Moderator before I dies"

I phased to a base and when I appeared
I felt really fresh and others in the rear
If anything I could say that I would probably win
But I thought ya, homes, off to Moderators!

I worked up to Grade about seven or eight
And I yelled to the trainer "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my base I was finally there
To sit on my chair as the Moderator of West Aus.

((Who won?))

[King DZA]

Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Emerge from the crowd of party-goers and accuse The Moderator of plagiarism.

[Child of Armok]

PTW

[Xantalos]

Counter summon Carlton
Get away in the ensuing danceoff

[Kestrel_6]

Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Emerge from the crowd of party-goers and accuse The Moderator of plagiarism.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-air emerges from the silent crowd, and, along with Phoenix Wright, he calls out "OBJECTION!"

oh shit.

Counter summon Carlton
Get away in the ensuing danceoff

Thinking quickly, you cast Summon Carlton.

[13] You summon Carlton, and as they dance-off, you escape from the ensuing battle. You end up bumping into Samus, with one super-drink glass in each hand. Both are empty.
For some reason, dancing and rapping have made you sober. Odd.

"Hey man. shese drinksh are aweshome!"

[King DZA]

DZA: Use godly powers to kidnap drunk Samus and the rest of the party-goers in order to teach The Moderator a lesson, thus becoming the main antagonist of this adventure.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

: Force myself in because why the hell not.