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[IamanElfCollaborator]

FemShep.

Samus Aran.

Well would you look at that. The two of them just so happened to be having a casual conversation with each other before The Moderator swaggered onto the scene. Clearly, the only logical course of action is to hit on both of them!

Fuck yes.

[Vgray]

I can't help but imagine Samus in the hot pants and tank top she wears in the Zero mission/Fusion endings. Preferably blue.

[Xantalos]

FemShep.

Samus Aran.

Well would you look at that. The two of them just so happened to be having a casual conversation with each other before The Moderator swaggered onto the scene. Clearly, the only logical course of action is to hit on both of them!

Fuck yes.

DOO EET

[Kashyyk]

Sober up through sheer baddassery first. Just enough to make pulling both FemShep and Samus Aran actually plausible.

[Xantalos]

Sober up through sheer baddassery first. Just enough to make pulling both FemShep and Samus Aran actually plausible.

No, just hypnotize them with the power of Rasputin.

[scapheap]

Sober up through sheer baddassery first. Just enough to make pulling both FemShep and Samus Aran actually plausible.

Get even more drunk that we use a pick up based version of drunken kung fu.

[Xantalos]

Use this man's hypnotic powers.

[Kestrel_6]

you notice that it isn't just FemShep, it's also Samus Aran. Now the voices say to pull in both of them. To do this, you must first sober up a bit.

So you focus all your mind into not being drunk. This is sort of working, but FemShep notices you.

"What the hell are you doing? You look like you had Ryncol."
"I had shuperrr-drinkies in one goo..."
"No wonder you got in shit in Nos Astra."
"Yeah, but that one, wash shpiked...:

At this point, Samus turns around

"Oh hey man! How are you?"
"Pleash not sho loud"
"sorry."
"I'mm good and drunkies. Quark-o made me a micksh of shotts"
"Sounds good!"

she rushes over to the bar, and makes quark create her the same concotion.

While Shep is vulnerable and alone, Kirk swoops in.

"Hey, I'm Captain Kirk. You may know of me."

Situation's not good. Samus is pretty much in the bag, but Shep is definitely going to fall to Kirk's more seasoned words. What do?

[Xantalos]

Begin impromptu rockin guitar solo

[King DZA]

What do?

The only thing one can do when such conflicts arise in the middle of a kickass party...

Challenge Kirk to a dance-off!

[Kestrel_6]

What do?

The only thing one can do when such conflicts arise in the middle of a kickass party...

Challenge Kirk to a dance-off!

Begin impromptu rockin guitar solo

You point at kirk, issuing the Clan challenge of Batchall

"I challengsh you to a danshe off!"
Kirk looks amused
"Bring it, kiddo!"

You both walk to the dancefloor. it has been made into a rink of sorts. Everyone waits, anticipating the next move

What shall your dance routine be?

[Xantalos]

Execute Triple Flip Spin Quadratic Uppercut Axe Kick-Punch Combo to the spacetime continuum!

[rabidgam3r]

Execute Triple Flip Spin Quadratic Uppercut Axe Kick-Punch Combo to the spacetime continuum!

Don't forget doing a Space-Time Cthulu Smash at the end!

[Vgray]

Do we have a cool spaceship? If so, we should challenge Kirk to a race.

[Kestrel_6]

Do we have a cool spaceship? If so, we should challenge Kirk to a race.

Let's see, we have

An XCOM Firestorm hybrid craft (Not fast enough, though)
the Chippewa IIC Clantech Aerospace fighter (Not spaceworthy)
And the Phantom.

Phantom might, but it'd have to be very lucky.

You begin preparations for a Triple Flip Spin Quadratic Uppercut Axe Kick-Punch Combo to the spacetime continuum!

you start by having the DJ Select a song for the upcoming epic pwnage.

Kirk does a pretty good deal, surefire way to impress space babes, but he didn't get training.

He didn't get taught how to Execute a Triple Flip Spin Quadratic Uppercut Axe Kick-Punch Combo to the spacetime continuum! Followed by a Space-Time Cthulu Smash by the almighty BeeGeeians

(Decided to roll for this bit... Natural 20.) Even in your inebriated state, you perform the maneuver effortlessly, and with precsion. The resulting blow to the space-time continuum annihilates a galaxy populated by tentacle monsters waging war by means of farting. This also alerts most people able to go interdimensionally

Everyone is plain stunned. The Moderator, had just performed a near-godly maneuver. At this moment, King DZA, King of all the Gods, appears out of nowhere

(Enter King DZA. Go ahead.)