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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Shrug off the distraction BY SHATTERING AND EATING THE FOURTH WALL. WITH MY DRILL. AND MY FISTS OF JUSTICE.

[Kestrel_6]

[Xantalos]

*bweep*

Congratulations! By breaking the 4th wall, you've allowed people from the REAL WORLD to enter your reality. Due to 'tropes' concerning this eventuality, these visitors now have godlike power unmatched by anything in your reality.
Coincidentally, these visitors are all the people who attempted to pass SOPA.
Have a nice day!

Everything becomes [CENSORED]. Even Samus and FemShep.
You must defeat the evil invader corporation for the great of all! Have a nice *BZZZZZSSSHHHT*

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Ally with Xantalos, DZA, and the Moderator to rescue FemShep and Samus, with the reward of sharing them.

Put on my wizard hat and robe, take my drill, charge at the Evil.Co building.

[Kestrel_6]

The Moderator pulls ElfCollaborator back.

"Are you insane? We must play this smart. come to my lair..."

[Xantalos]

Take on a form close enough to that of Slenderman to piss off all the copyright lawyers but dissimilar enough to not get sued
Accompany Moderator to base

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Tch. Fine."

I put my drill away. And pull out Durandal, indestructible sword of Roland.

"Take me to this lair. Ye verily, the fools have stoppeth me getting laid."

[Xantalos]

I̕'m ҉o̕n͝ly ͠i̛ņ ̨t̸h̛is̕ t͘o ̸p̶iss̵ óff̷ SO̷P̕A͘;́ y͞òu͠ ̢guy͜s c̀a̡n ̢part̴a͡k̀e҉ in ͞t̵he͞ ͏woḿen, ͏I͠'̶ll ͡s̢tąy̨ ̵of̕f̕. ̷

F͡le͡dgli͡ng͝s ̷h͞ave҉ ̀th͞e͝ st̛r͝ang̛e͢s͝t ha͘bi̕ts͠..̵.

[Kestrel_6]

The base is an underground warehouse of sorts. Weapons, vehicles and Armour are in virtually every floor. It is a mess of a place, with random parts laying about here and there. Located on a large bench is a cannon of sorts. The Moderator moves to a large holographic projector.

"We would be fucked going in charging. There are 4 of us, and DZA knows how many others. So we need to play smart. Either I knock down the door with a BattleMech and we charge in, slaying them, level the building with my Phantom over there" Motioning to the large reverse-swept winged black spacecraft "or..." as he ducks away, motions for the group to follow.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I follow, taking out Excalibur and sheathing it alongside Durandal.

[Xantalos]

Becoming bored, shift to my usual form of something that mortals instinctively avert their eyes from.

Idly fly around the base while Moderator explains stuff.

[Kestrel_6]

as they both circle the corner, they see what appears to be a large engine. There are various canisters around it with a golden crystal in them. one of these pods are locked intot he engine. It is rather large, bigger than the one next to it.

"A big fucking engine rigged as a bomb. Votes?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Needs more drills attached. Paint it red. Attach cannons to it, as much as you can find. We need it to spew magma from behind and to the unlucky bastards below. Also, we need to find a way to make that thing reusable.

And add seats."

[Kestrel_6]

"Needs more drills attached. Paint it red. Attach cannons to it, as much as you can find. We need it to spew magma from behind and to the unlucky bastards below. Also, we need to find a way to make that thing reusable.

And add seats."

"You want to be sitting on the bomb?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Dr. Strangelove shit and all. I want to be the first to see the looks on their faces when they know they're fucked."