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[Vgray]

Jorn hops out of the plane.

"Interesting place to be sure."

Jorn sets up a small summoning ritual and brings the Boggart back from the Other Place.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I sigh.

"Seriously?"

I happen to be right behind the Cat, drinking my brew.

[Kestrel_6]

I sigh.

"Seriously?"

I happen to be right behind the Cat, drinking my brew.

"He is the damn Cheshire Cat. Of course he'll seriously pull this..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"And I'm the damn ElfCollaborator. But you don't see me collaborating with filthy elves."

[Vgray]

"How did you get that name anyway?

It could be worse you know. We could be in Oz."

Jorn shudders.

[Xantalos]

The Cat's ears perked up, and he vanished, only to reappear sitting on the Moderator's shoulder, peering into his own reflection in the helmet.
Ah, Moderator! So nice to see you again.
He is suddenly in front of him.
But you aren't the one that came here earlier. I'm persoanally glad for that; so rude she was! I would've thought she knew the poem, he says, examining his claws. Beware the Jabberwock, or more to the point - he taps the helmet - beware his claws and his jaws. It's not exactly my fault she tried to attack him without a vorpal blade of some sort. Anyhow, ehough about her, he says, springing off Moderator's shoulder into a tree, what brought you here?

"How did you get that name anyway?

It could be worse you know. We could be in Oz."

Jorn shudders.

Cheshire grins. Oz, my dear fellow? Oz is a playground compared to some parts of Wonderland. You needn't worry,of course, I always keep my guests comfortable.

((GODDAMMIT STOP NINJAING THE STORY))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Don't ask, Jorn."

[Vgray]

The Boggart stares at the Cheshire Cat in wonderment. While Yxchu amuses itself by setting Elfcollaborators hair on fire.

"Oi! Save the fire for any nasties we come across.

Still, it can't be worse than Mordor."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The fire actually jumps off my head, screaming.

I growl, annoyed.

[Xantalos]

Why, hello, little one! Is it flesh or spirit, I wonder?

[Vgray]

"Both I'd say."

Yxchu stares at Elf puzzled and redoubles it's efforts.

[Xantalos]

How delightful! I have just the creature I'd like to show it to; may I? His mouth grins impossibly wide.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The fires still jump off me, screaming something as they run away.

"ABOMINATION! ABOMINATIOOOONNNNN!"

[Vgray]

"Knock yourself out. I'd like to not have to summon it again though..."

Yxchu goes into one of it's trademarked fits setting fire to pretty much everything.

[Xantalos]

Excellent! Now, if you have need of anything while we're gone, just call.
The cat waves his hand, and you all are on a path in a secluded wood. The moon shines through the branches and there is little else. With that. the Cheshire Cat grabs hold of the boggart, grinning widely, and unwinds itself into nothingness, saying, _Goodbye...