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[Xantalos]

Oh, I'm not TorZon.

I'm something far worse.

TL;DR.

Exactly.

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"I believe I can rectify your problem, gentlemen."

Summon Samus and FemShep. Create a clone of each.
Problem solved, go have smoothies with DZA.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Ignore clones because RAEG

[Kestrel_6]

(Screw this, let's make it like LAFOTM! YYYYAAAAAAAYYYY!)

Elf Collaborator grabs a nearby electric screwdriver and screws his injuries. Literally.

"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Collaborator yells, as the Moderator grabs an Omni-Shield and deflects the blow.

Moderator "Lol jokes, DZA got her."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Teleport to DZA, take his smoothie, teleport to the actual LAFOTM.

[Xantalos]

Teleport to DZA, take his smoothie, teleport to the actual LAFOTM.

This can only end well.

[Kestrel_6]

Teleport to DZA, take his smoothie, teleport to the actual LAFOTM.

This can only end well.

Popcorn?

[King DZA]

Politely ask that my smoothie be returned. If my request is refused, summon Flesh Liberator and proceed to hone my surgical skills by preforming an impromptu vivisection on EC.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Flatly refuse and draw my various swords and drills to clash with him.

[Kestrel_6]

The moderator steps in, with hands out in a placating gesture

"Chill. I already got enough broken shit and messes everywhere."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Just then...a body flies between DZA and I, a bolt stuck in his stomach.

It seems to be wielding a pistol and a sword in each hand, and is wearing casual garb.

A roar goes on in the background, as I decide that for the sake of finding out what the hell is going on, I give DZA his smoothie back and give him a free smoothie coupon.

[Child of Armok]

(IHATE TIMEZONES)

A black figurze walks into the room:
WOw, battle party, why did nobody warn me!

Start punching both of them in the FACE

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I break his fists with my drill.

"Calm down! There is a dying child nearby."

The body gasps for breath, clutching the pistol in his hands.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Zanzetkuken is thrown through the ceiling of the base.  He climbs out of the crater that forms and shouts, "Curse you, Bolas!  Attacking me immediately after a fight against an Eldrazi was a cheap move!"

He looks around and says to the moderator, "Did you ever manage to get to Nirn to learn more about the Thu'um?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Aren't we in the LaFOtM right now? I did warp into there before the Moderator and DZA followed me.))

[Child of Armok]

The attempts of breaking Hisir's hands are doing nothing, 'cause he has no bones and any damage done is immediatly repaired.
Hearing Zanzetkuken speak, Hisir quickly joins up with him.