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Author Topic: The wacky misadventures of Moderator and Friends! Chapter 2: Chillin'  (Read 14933 times)

King DZA

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #120 on: March 11, 2013, 07:29:14 pm »

With the arrival of Jorn and Hisir, the God-King steps back and looks over the motley group with increased fascination.

"This may sound a bit crazy, but I have the strangest feeling that I know you all from somewhere."

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #121 on: March 11, 2013, 07:34:08 pm »

J҉ust tr̕u͘st́ m̴e̵ w̷h̷e̢n̶ ͠I s̀ay it'̛s ̀a lon̕g҉ st̡o̕r͘y a̢nd l̕ets ҉ĺe͘ave͡ it͏ ̨a͘t ͢tha̢t́.̕ ́
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #122 on: March 11, 2013, 11:38:16 pm »

"No time to debate. They assemble."

outside the SOPA building, an army was assembling. Lawyers and congressmen, and guys in nice suits have arrayed themselves. Cute.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #123 on: March 12, 2013, 12:52:52 am »

Well, no time like the present. Obliterate them, my eldritch legions!

UNLEASH THE HORROR
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #124 on: March 12, 2013, 02:24:51 am »

Rush at them, screaming, stabbing and slashing with my drill and sword.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #125 on: March 12, 2013, 02:55:00 am »

The armies charge, intent on annihilating the other.

The LRM-15 is mostly useless, as is the PPC. But the LB/X is going like it's hot.

Given the larger amount of forces on the side of good, they are easily going to win.

Until AT&T deploys their Mech. Fuck.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #126 on: March 12, 2013, 02:56:47 am »

Jump on the mech, screaming, stabbing it with my drill sword.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #127 on: March 12, 2013, 02:59:03 am »

Eeehnope.

Change the composition of the mech to Francium.
Surround it with fluorine gas.
Big boom.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #128 on: March 12, 2013, 03:03:05 am »

Emerge from the explosion with a flaming drill sword.

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #129 on: March 12, 2013, 03:08:08 am »

Eeehnope.

Change the composition of the mech to Francium.
Surround it with fluorine gas.
Big boom.


END OF CHAPTER 1

Chapter 2.

What a fucking huge explosion. Too bad Collaborator was heavily injured, or he might have gotten Samus. Oh Well.

The Moderator was sitting in his base. guests doing random shit. DZA playing a God Game, Darkmane was doing shadowy shit in the back rooms, Hisir was doing whatever Hisir does somewhere, and TorZon... Only DZA knows.

"Yo, Bossman. What is TorZon doing?"

STATUSES

Moderator is enjoying an icepack on his head.
Elf Collaborator is in some hospital somewhere
DZA is uninjured
Everyone else is uninjured.

Wat do?
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #130 on: March 12, 2013, 03:10:55 am »

Wake up.

"Gahh....where the hell....."

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #131 on: March 12, 2013, 03:13:43 am »

"Stay down. You were in an explosion... Also, SAMUS WAS MINE BITCH!
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #132 on: March 12, 2013, 03:14:20 am »

Oh, I'm not TorZon.

I'm something far worse.
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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #133 on: March 12, 2013, 03:16:49 am »

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Re: You are The Moderator
« Reply #134 on: March 12, 2013, 03:18:48 am »

"Stay down. You were in an explosion... Also, SAMUS WAS MINE BITCH!
"You dick."

Screw my injuries, BEAT THE MODERATOR UP WITH MY RAEG
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