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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 2: Updated Like a Motherfucker)
« Reply #630 on: June 18, 2013, 08:43:32 am »

''More where that came from!'' Oneshot stays in the lighted bit as he lines up another shot at the robot.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 2: Updated Like a Motherfucker)
« Reply #631 on: June 18, 2013, 09:28:30 am »

Start digging
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 2: Updated Like a Motherfucker)
« Reply #632 on: June 19, 2013, 03:33:55 pm »

(Sorry for the holdup, posting on an iPad from a place in the mountains that I didn't even know had wifi)
Ender looks around "Well, it's better than no light,but it could be better, neh? Ender said, before realizing no one was around to hear him. He looked for more light, and shot the hobo in the face if he punched him.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 2: Updated Like a Motherfucker)
« Reply #633 on: June 19, 2013, 06:37:02 pm »

Dual Attack Robo-Doe.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #634 on: June 21, 2013, 11:04:55 pm »

Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole


Alphonse Velez Ronizcraftin (Alcoholism Roll: Failed) falls over and moans. "Gonna' break...every damn...bone in yur' whole body....yah...." He rolls around on the ground for a bit.

Percy Jackson looks at the cave wall. He decided that if he was going to start looking for water, he might as well start early. Using his sword as an improvised pick-axe, he drives it into the dirt wall. (Mining Roll: 5-1) As he chucks away at more and more dirty, eventually he sees water starting to trickle out of the hole he made. If he keeps up, he should reach an underground lake reasonably soon. "NO BITCH!" Lightning hits Percy, zapping him, and ending in an explosion that threw him against the wall of the cave. Man, Zeus is an asshole. (-10 HP)

John Joe never liked rodents. He strode up to Speedy Gonzales, who was stabbing Robo-Doe to death. "Pest control is here!" (6+1 vs. 4+2+1-1) John smacks Speedy with the flat, jewel-embedded edge of his axe. The situation is similar to a golf ball being hit with a 9 iron. The mouse slams into a wall, with a classic cartoony *SPLAT*. And also the less cartoony bleeding. (-6HP; Bleeding, -1 HP for 1 Turn)

Hunter of Men flies upwards near the ceiling of the dome, his wings blasting gusts of wind beneath him. "Prepare to face the Wrath of HELL!" The Hunter inhales a large gulp of air, and exhales a breath of Demonic Fire at Commander Shepard. A fireball is launched at them military commander, (2+1 vs. 6-1) but again his combat experience comes in and he rolls straight under the fireball as it incinerates the floor where he was standing just moments ago. (5-1+1 vs. 6) He aims a shot at H.o.M. and fires, but it misses the demon's head by an inch or two. The bullet instead embeds itself into a pillar.

Commander Shepard keeps his gun trained on the Hunter of Men, who flies through the air in a confusing manner. Shepard mutters to himself, "This bastard won't stay down! Not like Roach did. But I bet he and roach will meet up soon..." Shepard closes one of his eyes, grasps his Revolver with two hands and an aimed shot at the winged beast. (1+1 vs. 1) He shoots Hunter of Men in the ankle, causing the demon to briefly stumble, but he manages to keep flying. (1+2 = -3HP)

Andrew "Ender" Wiggin examines the torch along the wall carefully. "Well, it's better than no light, but could be better, neh?" He looked around for more light, scouring his corridor and going into the dome room. Hmmph, no light. How uneventful. He also was wary of the strange hobo man, but it seemed like he was sleeping for now.

Speedy Gonzales threw down his Sombrero, a look of anger on his face. "You all think you can kick around someone cuanto muy pequeno? No! I'll show you what a real mouse has to offer!" He scurries back up to the intimidating Robo-Doe robot. "My name is Robo-Doe! You exterminated my father! Prepare to die! Hyyyyyyaaah~!" The mouse jumped into the air several feet, gripping his knives. Overall, it was a very good homage to Attack On Titan. (2+1+1 vs. 1) (4+1+1 vs. 1) In fact, it went a lot like that show, complete with the mouse plunging both of his knives through Robo-Doe's neck. (5+7 = -12HP!) Speedy landed on his feet, holding his knives behind him with his tiny outstretched arms. Robo-Doe fell to it's knees, "ERROR! CONNECTION SEVERED! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EMERG- Windows.exe has stopped working." Robo-Doe falls over and blue-screens. Speedy pants, feeling his remaining life draining away... (-1 HP)
Speedy Gonzales has slain Robo-Doe!
He gains 10 Points!


Oneshot aims down his Laser Pistol, only to see Robo-Doe go down at the hands of Speedy Gonzales. The sniper puts his gun down momentarily to breath a sigh of relief, "Thank God that's over with...."


Spoiler: Scoreboard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Participant Statuses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena Environment (click to show/hide)


Also, the first person that can guess why this is the Hipster Arena gets +1 HP next turn.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2013, 12:20:59 pm by TCM »
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #635 on: June 21, 2013, 11:20:25 pm »

"That's it...prepare to go old-school."

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #636 on: June 21, 2013, 11:22:21 pm »

Because underground.

"Gragh.... Imma... Imma... kill every onna yahs... Yes.... I'm... Tha winna, it iss me... I... I..." The drunken man tries to fall asleep again but the shouting rouses him to action. "Eeeeyeeee.... Of... THE! The... Tiger, yes! Tiger!" With that, he stumbles off to try to attack anyone successfully. "Finahl... Countdown... Dundundunduhduh..." The man tried to drunkenly sing "The Final Countdown." He was failing rather badly after a good start.

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #637 on: June 21, 2013, 11:29:24 pm »

"Bring it. I've taken the world to war."

Block and pistolwhip the hunter.

((I'd like to go at any point after the hunter if at all possible. If not, I hope the dice are favorable!))

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #638 on: June 21, 2013, 11:31:38 pm »

"Bring it. I've taken the world to war."

Block and pistolwhip the hunter.

((I'd like to go at any point after the hunter if at all possible. If not, I hope the dice are favorable!))

You could shoot at him and then go for a pistol-whip on the counter.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #639 on: June 22, 2013, 12:37:31 am »

Double Attack on Percy.

((You left Robo-Doe in the status list as alive. Also, I believe this is the Hipster Arena because it was the first one to think of not being constantly bright.))
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #640 on: June 22, 2013, 04:51:14 am »

Finish off speedy.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #641 on: June 22, 2013, 08:42:56 am »

''Wow, I wasn't attacked for a whole turn! YAY!'' Oneshot celebrates by putting both arms into the air for the camera. Seeing the little mouse that took out the robot, he thought for a second.
''That is one speedy bam.'' Oneshot aims to kill off the little mouse!

[EDIT: Quick note, Oneshot stays at the light he's at. Just making sure that's noted :P]
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #642 on: June 22, 2013, 11:24:51 am »

"Bring it. I've taken the world to war."

Block and pistolwhip the hunter.

((I'd like to go at any point after the hunter if at all possible. If not, I hope the dice are favorable!))

You could shoot at him and then go for a pistol-whip on the counter.

Yes this is acceptable.

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #643 on: June 22, 2013, 12:18:46 pm »

Gog dammit.


MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE,

Name: tipsyGnostalgic, AKA Roxy Lalonde
Gender: gril *girl
Age: At this point, about 18.
Race: Human
Starting Weapon: Power Fist
Ability: Rogue of Space, Dunrk
Appearance:  
Brief Biography: I'm sorry, TCM...
Hit Points: 20/20
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game IV - Round 3: Zeus is An Asshole)
« Reply #644 on: June 22, 2013, 12:53:47 pm »

Gog dammit.


MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE,

Name: tipsyGnostalgic, AKA Roxy Lalonde
Gender: gril *girl
Age: At this point, about 18.
Race: Human
Starting Weapon: Power Fist
Ability: Rogue of Space, [Roxy is...drunk quite often. Yeah, she's underage, but she thinks she hides it pretty well.(SHE DOESN'T) But this comes into play here, as, besides her original weapon, the Power Fist, she gets either an attack or defence penalty on any other weapon she tries to use. This includes Materialized weapons.]Dunrk[/abbr]
Appearance:  
Brief Biography: I'm sorry, TCM...
Hit Points: 20/20

I don't get it.
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