Game III - Round 4: RedemptionPaul Bunyan makes a charge for his Chainsaw, finding it adrift in the turning sands. He grabs it by the rear, revving it up immediately with his free hand.
Paul Bunyan has equipped his Chainsaw!As the motor goes to work, he turns around to spot Jim Headshot.
"IMMA' TEACH YOU WHAT THE REAL WORLD IS LIKE BOY." He bustles over to the arena's youngest combatant and vertically slices at him with the giant chainsaw. (4+1 vs. 2-2) A singular blade on the machine cuts right through Jim's shirt, gashing through his torso like a direct broadsword strike.
(7+2= -9 HP) The force of the attack sends Jim flying, and rips away his grip on his gun.
Jim Headshot has been Disarmed of his Hunting Rifle!Jim Headshot slams against the desert floor, his chest painting the yellow sand a fine shade of crimson. He stands up, adjusting his glasses and looking at Paul Bunyan, standing over his head with a giant Chainsaw.
'What a n00b, that did, like no damage. Fag'. Pumping his giant muscles up from hours of playing CoD, Jim sprints at Paul Bunyan unarmed, screaming like a drunk Celtic. And I don't mean an ancient Britonic warrior ingesting tons of alcohol before charging into a Roman legion, I mean a Celtic basketball player who needs a stiff one after losing to the Heat 78-5. The move may have seemed suicidal, but Jim had been trained years extensively in the martial arts. Well, he saw a clip of that Jackie Chan flick one time. (1 vs. 3) He trips over his shoelace, his run cut short as he falls on his face. (6+1 vs. 6) Jim gets onto his knees, only to have to deal with a giant boot stomping on him from above, turning him into human juice.
(6+2= -8HP) The giant lumberjack grinds his foot into the ground, before walking away, each of his footsteps staining the ground with Jim Headshot's remains.
"Game over."Paul Bunyan has slain Jim Headshot!
He gains 10 Points!Robo-Mundy sees the notorious Oneshot taken care of, and turns his attention to the other organic beings that populate the dunes. He spots one in particular, launching giant blasts of energy at a troll monster. The processing power in Robo-Mundy's computers go to work on scanning the being.
"TARGET IDENTIFIED. DERICK GREENE: WIZARD. DANGER LEVEL: CHICKEN NUGGETS." The robot mechanically knocks an arrow into it's metal bow as it aims a shot for Derick.
"EXTERMINATION PROGRAM INITIATED. STAND STILL WANKA'!" (5+1 vs. 6) Just before the arrow scores a direct hit, Derick's body radiates a powerful yellow aura, knocking the arrow off it's directed flight path and going into the ground.
"PISS."Leatherface looks around for his Chainsaw, and finds it behind a cactus. He picks it up and lovingly embraces it before starting it up again.
Leatherface has equipped his Chainsaw!Spinning around, he hears an explosion of energy coming from Derick Greene as he fires volleys of energy blasts at Rik. Leatherface grunts, only petty men hunted their prey with otherworldly attacks. He rushed at Derick from the side whilst he was preoccupied with attacking Rik. Derick only heard a roar as Leatherface appeared suddenly right next to him, in addition to a whizzing Chainsaw. (1+2 vs. 3) Suddenly the aura around Derick whips up again and the serial killer is hit with a wall of magic, sending him flying backwards like a powerful gust of wind. Leatherface yips in surprise as he is pushed away from his target.
Doctor Who had decided this was getting silly. A giant just stepped on a small child. Shaking his head, he looked through the scope of his gun to witness Leatherface, his continuous target, being thrown about the arena like a rag-doll.
"Bloody hell, I've had enough of this man!" He aimed the rifle at Leatherface, in another attempt to end him as a threat for good.
"This is the third time, please, stay down!" (2+2 vs. 2-1) Leatherface attempted to stand, only to get hit in the back yet again by a large caliber bullet. He fell down, losing his chainsaw again, laying still.
(-5 HP) The Doctor was not satisfied. He ran across the sand, wary for Leatherface to stand up. Eventually, he came to the prone body, bullets riddling it's torso. He put the gun at the Leatherface's head point blank, and fires a shot straight through his skull and out his forehead.
"Much better." Doctor Who has slain Leatherface!
He gains 10 Points! Sister watches Oneshot's head roll away.
"Time for a break from battle." The shadow demon floated over to one of the fresh pools of water surrounded by palms. However, no matter how close she floated, Sister never seemed to reach the Oasis. Rubbing her eyes, she looked again; the Oasis was gone.
Oasis #10 was a mirage!Derick Greene laughed manically as all the combatants trying to kill him were easily repelled by his massive magic energy field.
"Well, you are a strong one indeed, you resist beyond all reason. You bore me troll. Understand this as you die, as I end your petty little life, that you will suffer." He stands firmly and points a finger at Rik, energy surging around him like lightning.
"I WILL DESTROY U, RICH. FOR I AM SUPER SAND. AND I WILL FIGHT YOU. AND KILL YOU. AND DESTROY YOU. UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD. TODAY." Rik roared, not budging an inch.
"WHAT U TALKIN' ABOUT DANIEL. EVEN IF GM ALTERS ME DIALOGUE IN ATTEMPT FOR COMEDIC RELIEF, ME STILL SUPER SANDWICH." Derick waved his arms about the air.
"ENOUGH! TASTE MY ULTRA LASER ATTACK: UKUUKUKUKU-BEAM-TWERK-TEAM-TUESDAYS!" (6+2+1 vs. 1) Derick launched a blast out of his crotch at Rik, one large beam turning into thousands of smaller ones. These smaller beams cooled off to reveal they were not lasers at all, but rather homing missiles. The missiles zoomed at Rik, the pointy heads retracting to be replaced with human hands. The hand-missiles hit Rik directly, slapping the troll's breasts with well-manicured fingers.
(-10 HP) "YOU FOOL. RIK IS NOT RIK." Rik took off it's costume, revealing it in fact to be a bunch of woodland creatures. The creatures hit the desert floor running, dispersing into the arena as the troll disguise melted away into a cloud of fog. The fog parted, revealing a cross-dressing Latino man laying upon a grand piano in a sexy pose. The pianist immediately began playing the classical hit,
'Nice Sprites and Scary Monsters' by Skrillex in B Major'. The cross-dresser picks up the microphone and accompanies the music with
improvised free-based poetry. As the sound of song fills the arena, the clouds overhead part from the sky. Tupac Shakur looks down upon Derick, smiling.
"Yes son. You have avenged your father." Shakur morphs into a rocket ship and flies away, exploring the final frontier of the infinite universe.
Derick has slain Rik!
He gains 10 Points!As the song comes to an end, the ground rumbles. A giant worm appears from the ground, swallowing the piano, piano player and the singer all simultaneously in it's giant maw. It curls up like a snake without eyes, it's visible body towering over everyone except Paul Bunyan, where the sand-worm was equivalent to the height of his knees. It's girth is similar to a city bus. It roars.
The announcer speaks up,
"Watch out, it's: الوحش من أدناه!" He then starts coughing terribly after his attempt at trying to speak in an exotic dialect.
الوحش من أدناه :Name
Versatile: Can utilize both Melee and Ranged attacks.
Agile Attacker: Can attack up to 2 targets in the same turn.
Burrower: Can burrow in the hand and hide for a turn, making it invulnerable. Requires 1 turn for cooldown afterwards.
Hit Points: 20/20
Point Worth: 30
1. Sister (scapheap) - 10
2. Paul Bunyan (Persus13) - 10
3. Doctor Who (Pufferfish) - 10
4. Derick Greene (Xanmyral) - 10
5. Robo-Mundy (Greenstarfanatic) - 0
Name: Sister (scapheap)
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Race: Shadow demon
Starting Weapon: Claws (Melee version of the bow and arrow)
Ability: One with the shadows: +1 to dodge -5 to hp
Appearance:
NoctureBrief Biography:
Hit Points: 15/15
Name: Who? (Pufferfish)
Gender: male
Age: ageless
Race: Time Lord
Starting Weapon: Hunting rifle
Ability:
I Have Two Hearts (any amount of damage over 6 that would kill Who instead reduces Who to 1 hp. Also, +5 HP)
And One Soul (After round 6, 10% chance every turn to be DQ'd because Who has to save the universe for you sorry suckers.)
Timey-Wimey-Wibbly-Wobbly (50% chance for a temporal distortion with a 50% to help or hinder Who via a +/- 3 addition to the rolls)
Appearance:
Brief Biography: Time lord. What else?
Hit Points: 25/25
Name: Robo-Mundy (Greenstarfanatic)
Gender: Male?
Age: Infinity and counting
Race: Beep Boop.
Starting Weapon: Bow and Arrows
Abilities:
Lazor Sighting , Metal SkinAppearance: A completely robotic copy of Edward Mundy of Sniping Fame, used by Grey Mann in the fight against Mann Co, all of his clothes are made of blue sheet metal. He's even been programmed with an Australian Accented Voice Box.
Brief Biography: Grey Mann has run out of money for his projects, and has sent his Robo-Mundy to the Arena to win some money. He plans to alter his other bots to be fit for later fights.
Hit Points: 11/20
Name: Paul Bunyan (Persus13)
Gender: Male
Age: ?
Race: Folk legend
Starting Weapon: Chainsaw
Ability: Huge: -1 to defense, Massive: Health is +6
Appearance: A really tall lumber jack normally accompanied by his blue ox, but isn't
Brief Biography:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_BunyanHit Points: 10/26
Name: Derick Greene (Xanmyral)
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Race: Human
Starting Weapon: None.
Ability:
Shove the pointy end in the other guy, right? I put on my wizard robes and hat. Last Words.Appearance: Yellow robes with a hood, and a large pointy, floppy hat on top of the hood. If the hood itself didn't obscure his face, the hat would. Pointy shoes that are also yellow.
Brief Biography: Hearing about the arena and its ridiculous cash prize money, Derick had to get in on this cash cow.
Hit Points: 6/20
Hunting Rifle
Hunting Rifle
Chainsaw
Oasis #1
Oasis #2
Oasis #3
Oasis #4
Oasis #5
Oasis #6
Oasis #7
Oasis #8
Oasis #9
لوحش من أدناها :Name
Versatile: Can utilize both Melee and Ranged attacks.
Agile Attacker: Can attack up to 2 targets in the same turn.
Burrower: Can burrow in the hand and hide for a turn, making it invulnerable. Requires 1 turn for cooldown afterwards.
Hit Points: 20/20
Point Worth: 30