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[Maxinum McDreich]

[sounds fun, except the problem is how Oneshot is already a target because of the damage he can put out. But I do like your suggestions... may take it in another round. ]

[TCM]

Game II- Round 11: Deus

Fancy McMonocle charges John Steinbeck. "How dare you ruin our glorious melee, sniper! For this you shall perish!" Fancy brings his blade upwards, run it through unto the special-forces agent. (5-1 vs. 1) John Steinbeck grips his Crossbow for a counter shot, but as he leans back the sword goes straight through his abdomen. The monocle golem yanks it back and walks away. "Thou dost." John attempts grips his bow, but his muscles suddenly fail him. This is followed by all of his strength failing him. (-5 HP) He slumbers eternally.
Fancy McMonocle has slain John Steinbeck!
He gains 10 Points!
McMonocle looks for his dueling partner, Hoyt Foreman. "Where did that bumbling plebeian go?"

On the other side of the arena, Hoyt Foreman is running after a monkey. "GANIOANOIANIO IMMA' KIL' YA'!" Bobo the Monkey taunts him with laughter, keeping the Sledgehammer entrenched in his tail. (6 vs. 2+1) Bobo jumps onto a narrow, young tree, scaling it's side nimbly. Hoyt launches himself forward and tackles a fucking tree. It snaps in half. Bobo yelps as both he and the hammer go tumbling down. Bobo slams onto the ground, whilst Hoyt reclaims his weapon, "I'm sawwy' meh' lov'. No wan' touchin' u' agin'." He walks away triumphantly, leaving Bobo to die. (-6 HP)

As Bobo lay there, twitching, he gets ready to die. So many things he could have done with life. Gone through monkey college. Got a monkey job. Raise a monkey family. He would have been content to die on his death bed, surrounded by a loving monkey wife, monkey children and monkey grandchildren, only for all of them to get shot to death second later by Sudanese poachers. But he has to end here, after sustaining multiple injuries from a man with a thick accent from Boston. Or the Bronx. Or Mexico. Or Ukraine. It's hard to tell. But all this thinking reminds Bobo of the reason he is here: To ruin everyone's else's fun. Reinvigorated, he jumps up and scales another tree nearby.

Spoiler: Scoreboard (click to show/hide)

1. Hoyt Foreman - 43 (Xanmyral)
2. Fancy McMonocle - 30 (Xantalos)

Spoiler: Participant Statuses (click to show/hide)

Name: Hoyt Foreman (Xanmyral)
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Race: Man
Starting Weapon: Sledge (Club) - Stolen by Bobo the Monkey.
Ability: When all you have is a hammer... ...Everything looks like a nail.
Appearance: Sturdy, wide build, black hair, brown eyes, sturdy clothes one would expect a stallion who works a construction job to wear.
Brief Biography: Hoyt Foreman, not actually a foreman, down on his luck and needing bits. Now. He wasn't exactly a construction worker, more a deconstruction worker, but he figures it should be the same. Few hits with his trusty sledge and stuff breaks, right?
Hit Points: 12/20

Name: Fancy McMonocle (Xantalos)
Species: Mustache Golem
Weapon: Steel Sword
Bio: This prime specimen is the unfortunate result of a 4channer getting high and coming across a book of golem making.
Ability: +1 to Melee, -1 to Ranged - gentlecolts fight up close!
HP: 12/20
Appearance: A humanoid figure composed of curly mustaches. Wears a top hat and monocle where it's eye would be.

Spoiler: Forest Environment (click to show/hide)

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Supply Box #2
Supply Box #3
Supply Box #4 (Empty)
Supply Box #5

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Name: Bobo the Monkey
Nuisance: Does not attack the combatants, only annoys them.
Agile: +1 to dodging.
Expert Climber: Can climb trees instantly.
Hit Points: 2/12
Point Worth: 10

[Xantalos]

Exccellent!

MR. FOREMAN! IF YOU ARE READY TO DUEL, I SHALL BE HERE! MAY THE BEST MAN WIN AND ALL THAT.

Fancy assumes 'en garde' position and leaps at his noble adversary to begin stabbing and slicing!

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Xanmyral and Xantalos fight? Neat...Crush him with water, Hoyt! Maul him, Fancy!))

[Xantalos]

((Xanmyral and Xantalos fight? Neat...Crush him with water, Hoyt! Maul him, Fancy!))

((This time I have mustach power.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Xanmyral and Xantalos fight? Neat...Crush him with water, Hoyt! Maul him, Fancy!))

((This time I have mustach power.))

((This time you don't have mutant power.))

[Xantalos]

((Xanmyral and Xantalos fight? Neat...Crush him with water, Hoyt! Maul him, Fancy!))

((This time I have mustach power.))

((This time you don't have mutant power.))

((I'm a walking humanoid made of mustaches, a top hat, and a monocle. More than makes up for the lack of mutant powers.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Xanmyral and Xantalos fight? Neat...Crush him with water, Hoyt! Maul him, Fancy!))

((This time I have mustach power.))

((This time you don't have mutant power.))

((I'm a walking humanoid made of mustaches, a top hat, and a monocle. More than makes up for the lack of mutant powers.))

((Suit yourself...I'd rather have the mutant powers. Maybe not your specific set, mind you...))

[Xanmyral]

[And I have a hammer. Damn monkey, 'ey 'cannie take mah 'amma, dis be 'rong thinkin'.

His accent is kind of all of the above really, I'm not even sure anymore. Also, Hoyt smashing a tree with a tackle, hilarious.

Also, we seem to be engaged in one on one duels to the death rather frequently Xantalos.]

"HO YEA'!" Hoyt hooted as he raised his hammer in glory, the felled tree a few paces from him. "ROIGHT! 'OU DERE! MUSTACHIO MAN! WE FOIGHT FER TAH CROWD, LET'S GIVE 'EM A ROIGHT GOO' SHO' YEA'?! ROIGHT GOO' SHO'! Hoyt gives his sledge a flourish before charging full tilt towards the gentlemen 'stache. "MAH 'AMMA IS THA GREA' COMMUNICATA'! 'LLOW ME TAH SAY A FEW WERDS! AUN-GUARD!" Hoyt butchered the attempt at the fancy smancy word those of high brow say, but still determined in the duel. "LET 'HIS 'ERE BRAWL BE DETERMIN'D BY REAL MEN!"

[Playergamer]

[And I have a hammer. Damn monkey, 'ey 'cannie take mah 'amma, dis be 'rong thinkin'.

His accent is kind of all of the above really, I'm not even sure anymore. Also, Hoyt smashing a tree with a tackle, hilarious.

Also, we seem to be engaged in one on one duels to the death rather frequently Xantalos.]

"HO YEA'!" Hoyt hooted as he raised his hammer in glory, the felled tree a few paces from him. "ROIGHT! 'OU DERE! MUSTACHIO MAN! WE FOIGHT FER TAH CROWD, LET'S GIVE 'EM A ROIGHT GOO' SHO' YEA'?! ROIGHT GOO' SHO'! Hoyt gives his sledge a flourish before charging full tilt towards the gentlemen 'stache. "MAH 'AMMA IS THA GREA' COMMUNICATA'! 'LLOW ME TAH SAY A FEW WERDS! AUN-GUARD!" Hoyt butchered the attempt at the fancy smancy word those of high brow say, but still determined in the duel. "LET 'HIS 'ERE BRAWL BE DETERMIN'D BY REAL MEN!"

John Henry hammered so hard he broke his poor heart. You might want to lay back on the HAMMA, unless you wanna make John Henry even more damn proud.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Unless he's fighting Xantalos's other character, nothing to worry about. He's not exactly fighting a steam engine.

[Xanmyral]

Pft, this old hammer may of killed John Henry, but it won't kill me.

Take this hammer to the crowd, tell them that I've won, man, tell them that I've won.

[Persus13]

Thanks for talking about John Henry. You gave me inspiration

Name: Paul Bunyan
Gender: Male
Age: ?
Race: Folk legend
Starting Weapon: Chainsaw (unless an Ax shows up)
Ability: Huge: -1 to defense, Massive: Health is +6
Appearance: A really tall lumber jack normally accompanied by his blue ox, but isn't
Brief Biography: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan
Hit Points: 26/26

[GreatWyrmGold]

He's Huge and Massive?
You're underestimating his size.

[Persus13]

He's Huge and Massive?
You're underestimating his size.

Have you ever read about Paul Bunyan?