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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #255 on: March 21, 2013, 06:50:45 am »

"Yo, scared girl."
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #256 on: March 21, 2013, 01:15:53 pm »

BM looks at the charging Fancy McMonocle.
"Easy there, guy! Calm down, and we'll talk things over. We could be in an alliance, you know, instead of killing each other. Imagine that! A gentleman and a nobleman, we would be the perfect team!"
He then looks at the other contestants.
"That goes for every fine warrior in this arena today. If anyone wants to team up with me and destroy all who stands in our way, do not be afraid to ask!"
Lastly, he turns to where he last saw the audience.
"And before I begin, I'd like to thank the simply wondrous audience residing in the crowd. Yes, every single one of you! Without you all, I wouldn't be here right now. Now, let the games begin!"
BM goes into a defensive stance while waiting for an answer for his statements.
TX announces that he would like to join the offered alliance.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #257 on: March 21, 2013, 03:23:33 pm »

"Ah, much better. Now, who to kill first?"
"You! Cowardly hunter person!"

Charge Hunter and kill her/him.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #258 on: March 25, 2013, 11:39:09 am »

This isn't dead, I've just been busy with school and work and stuff guys. :3
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #259 on: March 25, 2013, 04:59:48 pm »

"Great! We will dominate then competition together! First thing's first though... The hunter must die!"
BM snaps out of his defensive stance and charges Hunter.
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #260 on: March 25, 2013, 05:06:59 pm »

"Real scary."(monotone)
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #261 on: March 25, 2013, 10:23:04 pm »

Stretch looks at hunter.

"No kill each other now, kill prettyboy?"

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #262 on: March 26, 2013, 04:33:16 am »

"No kill each other now, kill prettyboy?"
"sure."
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 1: Deus)
« Reply #263 on: March 26, 2013, 03:18:37 pm »

Stretch into trees, slash BM.

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 2: Scramble for the Woods)
« Reply #264 on: March 27, 2013, 01:53:09 pm »

Game II- Round 2: Scramble for the Woods

Hoyt Foreman grips his sledge and trudges through the forest, ready to smash the first person he finds. He comes across a sniper with a hunting rifle slung across his body. Hoyt almost casually walks towards him, holding his sledge aloft. ''Ai yai yai! Already I'm a target! Howabout a truce? No? Damn." The sniper tries reasoning with the Foreman to no avail. "Truce? Ehhhh... ... Meybe. Not yer feult you 'ere closest to mah sledge. Then 'gain, already 'm tryin' ta squash yah." Hoyt contemplates the workings of a truce as he swings horizontally at Oneshot. (5+1 vs. 3-2) The sledge slams into Oneshot's forearm, fracturing the bone. Oneshot drops to his knees in pain as Hoyt declares, "Hurts, donnit'?" (-6 HP, Fractured Forearm; -2 to left-armed actions for 2 turns)

Chell Lionmane avoids the forest and sticks to it's edge, taking a more defensive pose. (1) She manages to get her ankle snagged under a root and she falls onto her ass. (-1 to defensive rolls next turn) Cursing, Chell tries freeing herself but is stopped but the scream of a man somewhere deep with in the forest, startling her.

A metal box on wheels rolls through the forest environment. The box stops as it reaches an open area of grass. "ADVANTAGEOUS POSITION FOUND. DEPLOYING TX MODEL 100." The box folds out and the wheels fall off, in it's place coming what looks like a refrigerator attached to a swiveling gun. In reality this fridge contained a mass of wires that the TX-100 Targeting Computer used to relay and create data. The rifle swings around, until it comes to an appropriately dressed man running through the trees. "ELIMINATING HOSTILE." (1+2+3 vs. 5+1) Hunter ducks as a bullet rips the tree branch above him off, showering him with loose pieces of bark and fungus. The Hunter sprints deeper into the foliage.

Hunter kept running until he found a great sturdy oak tree. Putting his natural skills he had honed for years to the test, Hunter jumps onto the oak's side and quickly scales it, then proceeding onto one of the thicker branches near the top. Hunter took out his bow and viewed the forest over. He saw TX-100 below, trying to relocate him. The Hunter knocked an arrow into his bow, putting the robot in sight of his shot. (5+1 vs. 5+1) A single arrow flies through the air and flies into TX's main system. It dents it a little. That's it. (-1 HP)

A mass of putty like material wiggles it way through the forest, and makes it's way up Hunter's tree. It emerges on Hunter's branch, forming into something like the putty boss from the Megaman series, except instead of lasers it grasps two knives. Both of the combatants go quiet. Stretch asks, "No kill each other, kill pretty boy?" Hunter agrees to the plan. Meanwhile, Beautiful Guy enters the forest, only to find the putty golem emerge in front of him. "PUTTY SMASH." Beautiful Guy hides behind his shield, "Ahhh! Go away! Go away!" (2-1 vs. 1) Stretch stretches forward and manages to stab into BG's shield. (4-1 vs. 1) Stretch stabs his shield again. Beautiful Guy stops cowering to see he has gained the advantage. "Ha ha! What will you do now, foul beast?" A third arm materializes out of Stretch's body and punches Beautiful in the face. (-4 HP) The man falls to the ground, dazed, as Stretch regains his knives.

Beautiful Guy gets to his feet as Stretch reclaims it's weapons. Before the Golem can catch him, BG hastily climbs a tree. It is there he encounters Hunter, the marksman who had just fired an arrow at the TX-100 Targeting Computer. "Back, back I say!" Yells Beautiful Guy as he jumps onto the same branch as Hunter, swinging his shield at him. (4+1-1 vs. 3-1) Beautiful Guy slams his shield into Hunter's body, throwing him off the branch. Hunter falls several feet until he slams his back onto the hard forest floor. (-5 HP)

Ed Mundy Jr. peers in from the forest, trudging through it's landscape. "Nothing like it is back home, bloody fackin' trees all over the damn place. Can't even give any a' concessions to veterans, pissin' wankas'." Ed Mundy Jr. stopped cursing his luck when he came across the sight of Chell Lionmane trapped under a root. Now, Ed wasn't one to hurt a lady, but the arena was for only the manliest men, and the girlyer you were the more you would stay away from the arena, so to enter the arena the girliest girl was the manliest man of men, logically. Therefor, Ed Mundy Jr. had no problem pointing a knocked arrow at her prone body. "Thanks for standing still, wan-,er,...rub-er? Shlick-er? Ah, fack it." (4+2 vs. 6-1) The lucky arrow managed to catch the vulnerable Shell right in her thigh, piercing through her skin and lodging itself in her muscle. (-6+1=-5 HP)

As Beautiful Guy celebrated his victory over Hunter, a Mustache Golem with a single monocle and top hat fell out of nowhere onto it's branch, brandishing it's prominent utilizing it's mustache hands in classic 'Let-Us-Engage-In-A-Duel' style. Fancy McMonocle declared, "I say, you look almost womanly! I shall beat the women out of you sir, have at you!" (3+1 vs. 4+1+1) The sword strikes the edges of Beautiful Guy's outfit, but not his body. (3-1 vs. 1) Beautiful Guy counters by poking McMonocle directly in the monocle! The Golem staggers back, "Agh! No one may lay their hands on that!" (-1 HP)

John Steinbeck, the mysterious man decked out in special forces uniform and unrelated to the author, stays out of the forest. With a crossbow tied to his back, he encircles the perimeter, not letting anyone take a shot at him. (3) Well, no one takes a shot at him. Good plan. He spots some fighting going on, feminine men, haggard archers, targeting computers, clumsy baronesses, putty monsters and mustache people all fighting for victory.

Oneshot grips his broken arm as Hoyt Foreman grips his sledge again. "Well, mite' as 'ell say ya' prey'ers." Foreman raised his hammer for another swing, but Oneshot was able to fight back even with only one arm. He held his rifle like a pistol at the construction working, and fire right into his center of mass. (2+2-2 vs. 5) The mis-aimed shot strays off of it's target, slamming into a nearby tree trunk. Hoyt had jumped back of instinct, "Nearly got me 'ere."




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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 2: Scramble for the Woods)
« Reply #265 on: March 27, 2013, 01:55:48 pm »

ENCORE! Another arrow, this time at the arm!
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 2: Scramble for the Woods)
« Reply #266 on: March 27, 2013, 02:13:12 pm »

"Eh hehehe, got some bit' in ya, eh? S'all be fun, this! Jus' sos you knowin', ses' been fun." Hoyt readjusts the grip on his sledge again and comes in for another smashing blow against 'Oneshot'! "I wan' da crowd ta hear your screams, hehehe, lets give 'em a good show, yeah!"

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 2: Scramble for the Woods)
« Reply #267 on: March 27, 2013, 02:46:26 pm »

Aim for Beautiful Guy

"Say goodnight."
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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 2: Scramble for the Woods)
« Reply #268 on: March 27, 2013, 02:46:36 pm »

"Monocle-man. Help killing prettyboy?"

PUTTY SLASH the prettyboy again.

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Re: Arena Deus! (Game II - Round 2: Scramble for the Woods)
« Reply #269 on: March 27, 2013, 02:58:39 pm »

Shoot Hunter again.
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