Couldn't find any officers with missing limbs, but I'll go ahead and citizen you as one of them, not like they aren't going be trauma free for very long.
Journal of Overseer Greasemunky
13th Galena:
Wastelander caravan came today, but their wagons couldn't get to us thanks to the trees and piles of crap in the way. I sent some chaps out to clear that problem.
Other problem: I told the idiots to take the cages to the depot for trading AND THEY DECIDE TO LET THE PRISONERS FREE. I really hope that nobody useful dies.
I did have some fun making one into a dartboard however.
That gives me an idea...
18th of Galena:
HA, some wannabe child snatcher ran smack into Officer Sinuan... this should be funn- OH CRAP THEY AMBUSHED HIM...
Credit where it's due, that was pretty clever.
Sinuan dodges for his life!
And slams a cannie RIGHT in the face spilling his teeth everywhere!
Buuuut things take a turn for the worse...
Good thing I didn't have time to place my bets.
Some of the other officers have joined in the fray!
And one of them brought their... baby. Well, least those alleles aint gonna get passed on.
Another officer down. Their coming in one at a time, and not all of them have spectacular dodging abilities.
However, the rest of our boys in whatever they could get show up and things start to go downhill for the people eaters.
Meanwhile a child snatcher shows up and stabs Mr.Happyface in the hand, causing him to pass out before the cannie takes off like the wind.
This was not a good day.
22nd Galena:
Oh jumpin jesus on a pogo stick what is that thing! Is it the Thing or a different Thing? It tore apart a dog and is trying to rip an officer to shreds.
EAT COBALT YOU THING.
It's dead! And after seeing that, there is no way I'm staying sober for much longer.