200 Texans and 1 Texican vs. 2000 Mexicans vs. 1 Canadian Scumbag vs. Some Celestial.
Canadian Scumbags:
Joe attempts to assemble the Canadian Army in time for them to be able to take The Alamo. (1) The Canadian Army attempts to assemble, but Canada is attacked by the Russians. The Russians also kill Joe.
Texans:
Knowę attempts to unload his rifle and hope for the worst.(6) Knowę successfully unloads his revolver by pulling the trigger. The bullets go straight through his skull and hit a few birds. The birds then fall down into the Mexicans ranks and causes a lot of friendly fire. That's 1 Texican and 2 Mexicans down.
Zombie Crocket, who is sadly not related to Davy Crockett, vomits in the enemy's general direction. (4) His vomit is super effective. That's 5 Mexicans down.
Daniel Brown makes sure that his rifle is ready to go and prepares for the impending attack. (5) Daniel Brown's rifle is now the best rifle in the world, and Daniel Brown found a portal to another dimension. The Texans can now summon Daemons and other mythical creatures.
Texan NPCs:
Davy Crockett decides to take pot shots at the Mexicans. (4) He kills 3 of those Mexicans. He also kills some laughing Celestial.
James Bowie decides to call in reinforcements. (1) James Bowie instead gets drunk and knocked out. He is unavailable for 5 turns.
Some Celestial:
Quinton laughs at the silly North Americans trying to kill eachother. (1) Quinton gets hit by one of Davy Crockett's signature pot-shots. Boom Headshot. Vietnam is better!
Mexicans:
Josę loads his rifle and hopes for the best. (5) He actually loads his rifle so successfully that his rifle no longer needs to be loaded. Ever.
Mexican NPCs:
Santa Anna sets up the cannons and waits for the best. (1) Most of the cannons explode and the Finnish Armed Forces arrive because they believe their Santa is Best Santa and are on a missions to kill the rest of the Santas. (1000 Finns join the fight)
OOC Note:Those were some horrible rolls. This battle will turn out of wack very fast.
200 Texans vs. 1990 Mexicans vs. 1000 Finns
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Topic: The Alamo (Read 2220 times)