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Firelordsky

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The Alamo
« on: February 25, 2013, 08:11:20 pm »

A semi-minimalist RTD set in the siege of the Alamo. The Texans have found a way to get  more men and supplies and the Mexicans have an infinite amount of manpower. Who will win?

The first few turns will just be the Texans and Mexicans preparing for the final assault on the Alamo. Just state your name and your nationality and which side you're fighting on. You should also give an action. Go!


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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 08:12:42 pm »

Josę
Mexican

Load rifle. Hope for the best.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 08:39:22 pm »

Knowę
Texican

(Opposite of Onyx's character.)
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 08:40:49 pm »

Zombie Crocket
Texan
Vomit in enemy's general direction
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 08:47:02 pm »

Joe Bridger
Canadian

Assemble Canadian Army to be ready to swoop in and take the Alamo as soon as the final assault is over.

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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 08:51:45 pm »

Joe Bridger
Canadian

Assemble Canadian Army to be ready to swoop in and take the Alamo as soon as the final assault is over.

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Daniel Brown.
Texan.

Make sure that my rifle is ready to go and prepare for the impending attack.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 08:55:09 pm »

Quinton Lee
Chinese

Laugh at North Americans killing each over.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2013, 09:18:13 pm »

200 Texans and 1 Texican vs. 2000 Mexicans vs. 1 Canadian Scumbag vs. Some Celestial.

Canadian Scumbags:
Joe attempts to assemble the Canadian Army in time for them to be able to take The Alamo. (1) The Canadian Army attempts to assemble, but Canada is attacked by the Russians. The Russians also kill Joe.

Texans:
Knowę attempts to unload his rifle and hope for the worst.(6) Knowę successfully unloads his revolver by pulling the trigger. The bullets go straight through his skull and hit a few birds. The birds then fall down into the Mexicans ranks and causes a lot of friendly fire. That's 1 Texican and 2 Mexicans down.
Zombie Crocket, who is sadly not related to Davy Crockett, vomits in the enemy's general direction. (4) His vomit is super effective. That's 5 Mexicans down.
Daniel Brown makes sure that his rifle is ready to go and prepares for the impending attack. (5) Daniel Brown's rifle is now the best rifle in the world, and Daniel Brown found a portal to another dimension. The Texans can now summon Daemons and other mythical creatures.

Texan NPCs:
Davy Crockett decides to take pot shots at the Mexicans. (4) He kills 3 of those Mexicans. He also kills some laughing Celestial.
James Bowie decides to call in reinforcements. (1) James Bowie instead gets drunk and knocked out. He is unavailable for 5 turns.

Some Celestial:
Quinton laughs at the silly North Americans trying to kill eachother. (1) Quinton gets hit by one of Davy Crockett's signature pot-shots. Boom Headshot. Vietnam is better!

Mexicans:
Josę loads his rifle and hopes for the best. (5) He actually loads his rifle so successfully that his rifle no longer needs to be loaded. Ever.

Mexican NPCs:
Santa Anna sets up the cannons and waits for the best. (1) Most of the cannons explode and the Finnish Armed Forces arrive because they believe their Santa is Best Santa and are on a missions to kill the rest of the Santas. (1000 Finns join the fight)

OOC Note:Those were some horrible rolls. This battle will turn out of wack very fast.

200 Texans vs. 1990 Mexicans vs. 1000 Finns
« Last Edit: February 25, 2013, 09:21:50 pm by Firelordsky »
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2013, 09:20:00 pm »

Zombie Crockett summons Zombie Micheal Jackson and Werewolficheal Jackson!
He bites people.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2013, 09:32:26 pm »

Blast some Finnish and Texan heads off. Also patent and sell my beautiful bottomless clip design.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2013, 09:53:59 pm »

Set up the portal so that if the Texans drop below 50, then it will unleash ALL DA DAEMONS.

Attempt to get the Finns to aid the Texans.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2013, 10:12:58 pm »

Name: Az'U-del
Faction: Dimondorf (daemonic dwarf, fighting more for the Texans)

Action: Burn everything.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2013, 10:48:03 pm »

Name: The GM
Faction: Over the Top

Mutter something about how this is a ripoff of my semi-minimalist historical RTD. Give the Texans the German mortars from my RTD (the ones that keep killing themselves)
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2013, 11:03:27 pm »

Name: Chuck lawrence
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kick the nearest soldier in the head and steal his gun so I can have two.
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Re: The Alamo
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2013, 11:16:31 pm »

Name: Bacon
Faction: Food
Taste AWESOME!
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