The WORLD is THE IMAGINARIUM OF NICHOLAS CAGE, AS IMAGINED BY THE CHESHIRE CAT.
The combat system shall be a PUN-BASED SYSTEM.
Wierd stuff shall include HORRORS BEYOND IMAGINING DESCRIBED IN SICKENING DETAIL.
(1+2) Nick Cage will exist
(1+2) A pun must be made in order for combat to happen
(2+2) So Cthulhu?
There are no Health Points or Magic Points; everything is abstracted.
(3) could you be more specific please?
Addendum, all magic must be channeled through a screaming contest.
Every living thing within the world bears a striking resemblance to both creators.
(3) I like that, but the RNG says it must be changed to magic must be spoken
(5) So who are the creators?
XP is rewarded based on failures, never on perfect successes or overshoots.
Attempting absurdly awesome actions grants a bonus to the roll.
+1
The setting is the modern-day world after a crystal meteorite gives hundreds of millions of people worldwide superpowers, mostly in Western Asia, Eastern Europe, and Northwest Africa.
(4+1) XP is based on failure.
(4+1) Bonuses for awesomeness
(6) THis is the set in stone setting that cannot be altered. I will use the Metamorphica superpower table for this.
In order to determine the result of an action, a separate d8 roll must be made to determine the intelligence of the action itself, then a d6 roll to determine the success of the action, then a d4 roll to determine how many parallel universes are created by the action.
(1-2) This will never happen
During combat, damage is only inflicted on the left leg. This sounds ineffective, but have you ever tripped or something on your left leg? That shit hurts.
(3-1) Nope, sorry (I liked that one)
Any action ends with a roll of a d1. If you roll a 1 then something on the world explodes. Roll a d6 to see how big of an explosion.
(3-1) Nope
All actions that roll an overshoot must somehow include bacon, cats, wizards, and dwarves.
(1+1) Nope
We. Need. Enemies.
Intelligent phygs go! (flying pigs)
(6) They are from outer space
One of the enemies will a yandere high school girl who will come after GWG' character regardless of distance, dangers or current life signs of both characters.
(6) Also permanent.
Current structure of RTD:
Permanent: setting is the modern-day world after a crystal meteorite gives hundreds of millions of people worldwide superpowers, mostly in Western Asia, Eastern Europe, and Northwest Africa. I will use the Metamorphica superpower table for this. These superpowered people are battling intelligent flying pig aliens. One of the enemies will a yandere high school girl who will come after GWG' character regardless of distance, dangers or current life signs of both characters.
Non-Permament:
XP:
XP is rewarded based on failures, never on perfect successes or overshoots.
Setting:
Magic must be spoken
Every living thing within the world bears a striking resemblance to both creators.
NPCs:
Nick Cage will exist
Rolls:
Attempting absurdly awesome actions grants a bonus to the roll.
Combat:
A pun must be made in order for combat to happen
Description:
Wierd stuff shall include HORRORS BEYOND IMAGINING DESCRIBED IN SICKENING DETAIL.
Banned List:
In order to determine the result of an action, 3 or more complex die rolls must be rolled.
I actually intend to make this RTD