Okay, tonight I had my most entertaining mission so far, I just can't resist telling the tale.
So I was playing the Ruhr map, Realistic Battle, flying my Hurrican MkIIB. I go ahead, do my stuff, shoot down a Bf110 and a destroy a couple artillery and AA emplacement, when I realize I'm low on ammo and return to base. After landing, I look up the stats page, and realize we're down to three planes, me, a Wellington and a P-36 versus four aircrafts. Uh-oh.
As I'm finishing my reload, the P-36 gets shot down. Now, it's me and a bomber versus 4 planes. The pilot of the downed P-36, a fellow name reaero, tells me I'm facing a Bf 110, a Bf 109, a Fw 190 and a Ju 87D. I'm normally a mediocre player, so I tells him I don't expect to win, but that I'm going to give it my best shot.
So I take off, jettison my 2*250 lbs bombs, and get ready for some hot dogfighting action. A few km beyond my airfield, I see the Bf110, alone, about 800 m below me. I dive on him, miss him on the first try, then gets behind him and start shooting. His gunner was shot down quite rapidly, so it wasn't hard to kill him. Three to go.
As the heavy fighter crash into the trees, I see the Bf109 closing down on me, a couple km away. While I was hunting the Bf110, he downed our Wellington. I'm now alone versus two fighters and a Stuka. I turn around, trying to get some altitude before fighting the Bf109 (The Bf110 was flying nap of the Earth, so I lost all my altitude following him). We meet head on and spray some fire, I hit him while he seems to miss me. As I turn around, trying to use my better turning radius, I realize that I'm dry. Not a bullet left: I expanded most of my ammo downing the Bf110 (reaero, who spent the rest of the game coaching me and watching my back, helpfully pointed out that I hve a tendency to underlead.)
Luckily, we are quite low and really close to the airfield, so I decide to go and attempt a landing. It's not like I can hope to shoot him down without bullets anyway, and with any luck the airfield's AAA is going to get him. I manage to escape most of his bullet and manage to land. But now, I'm a sitting duck, and too tempting a target. Ignoring the AAA, the Bf109 turns around and dive on me. He sprays and sprays and sprays, my whole plane turn dark red, but by miracle no bullets hit the pilot. He sprays and sprays and sprays, my plane is engulfed in a cloud of dust and trace smoke. He sprays and sprays and sprays and... crash. So focused was he on shooting me that he forgot about the ground. Two to go.
I reload, repair and I'm good to go. Once more I jettison my bombs, once more I start climbing, when reaero spots the Fw190, 1000m above me. That's when he game me a great tip: lure the enemy into a low-altitude dogfight over friendly AA. After a few circles, and a coupe hit on each side, the AA around the airfield send him flaming down. At this point, me an reaero are fairly exultant. We only have a Ju87 to shoot down and the battle is ours! Once more I land to repair and reload, but this time I do not jettison my bombs, as we are behind in the ground game, and I hope to maybe net a ground kill while hunting for the Stuka.
So I climb, and climb, and no sign of the enemy. reaero looks up his player card and he's a noob, so we think he must be happily hunting ground targets somewhere. And I stay just below the cloud layer, about 2 km up to have a nice view of the battlefield.
At this point I had a little fright: while still searching for him, I decide to bomb some enemy tanks (I mean, I'll have to drop these bombs at some point anyway), and for the first time ever I get a carburator failure from the sharp negative-G dive. I didn't know that Hurrican and Spitfire suffer from an engine defect where their carburator can fill with fuel when diving, so I freaked out when I saw the "Engine Died: Carburator failure". Killing 3 out of 4 enemies, leaving only a Stuka behind, to die for what seemed like no reasons? Thanks god, it was only temprorary and I didn't die. At least I learned something. Still, it's a pity you can't buy
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So at this point, not finding the Stuka, me and reaero reach the conclusion that he must be hiding in the base. After all, the ground game is favouring him, so waiting rather than picking up a fight with a Hurricane is a rational option.
I'm halfway to the enemy base when a stream of tracer pass meters ahead the my plane. The enemy was hiding in the cloud layer. Worse, he was not a Stuka as we thought, but a Fw 109! Quickly I turn, trying to get him in my sights. After a few turns, he realize I can outturn him and use his speed and climbing advantage to get away. Since I know I can't* possibly catch up with him, I turn around to trick him into attacking me. He turns, once more we exchange fire, and he run away, disappearing into the cloud. I try to follow him, but quickly loose him the the dense clouds. After looking for him for a few minutes, we decide to return to the airfield. It is possible that I can trick him into attacking me again. Otherwise, I might grab some bombs and try to turn the ground game in our favor.
I'm only a few meters over the landing strip when the red dot shows up on my minimap. He couldn't resist the though of strafing a landing aircraft. Once more I start turning in tight, slow circles over the airfield, tricking him into attempting a dogfight that the AAA wins for me.
In the end, I only got credit for one of those four kills, and I know I only won because of my opponent's noobiness, and, more importantly, reaero's patient coaching. But I had more fun than I can remember, and I'm prouder of this mission than of any other. So proud I rushed here to write it down, lest I forget. So if you happen to meet reaero, give him a shout from Sheb!
* Don't think I'm better than I am, reaero was giving me plane statistic over the chat.