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Author Topic: Come, give me your combat reports so I may narrate them!  (Read 7654 times)

blademan9999

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Re: Come, give me your combat reports so I may narrate them!
« Reply #60 on: June 26, 2013, 04:28:09 am »
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Quote from: BFEL on September 12, 2013, 09:32:01 pm
Quote from: killerhellhound on September 12, 2013, 09:19:46 pm
There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

Lolfail0009

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Re: Come, give me your combat reports so I may narrate them!
« Reply #61 on: June 26, 2013, 04:36:57 am »
This thread IS still happening, right?
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ElenaRoan

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Re: Come, give me your combat reports so I may narrate them!
« Reply #62 on: June 26, 2013, 05:10:24 am »
Just came across this thread.  I'm curious to see what you could do with 34 pages of "the [insert quality here] large, serrated glass disk strikes the werewolf pup in the [insert random body part], tearing apart the skin/fat/whatever"

A bit more info is in a Masterwork fortress I found out about a werewolf by it turning up in a cage trap, I pitted it into a room filled with weapon traps, each weapon trap had 10 large serrated glass disks of varying qualities in it. After 34 pages of the combat report I finally had a corpse.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on October 26, 2013, 11:49:56 pm
Someone, get the bug zapper! What do you mean that won't work on a bug the size of a house which glows? No, I don't want to hear it. Just get the damn zapper.

Melzer

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Re: Come, give me your combat reports so I may narrate them!
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2013, 02:07:50 am »
Raw Adamantine! Praise the miners!
Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!
The fire spirit claws the miner in the lower body tearing the muscle!
*the miner spilled his guts*
The fire spirit claws the miner in the upper body tearing the fat and tearing the left lung!
The miner is having problems breathing!
the miner has suffocated!
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