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[GreatWyrmGold]

No wonder I couldn't find it, the name was different than I remembered.
And I don't remember that restriction on previous employment being there...

Forensic
The first time I saw an extraterrestrial anomaly was when I was sitting in my living room, debating with a friend who had come over to visit (ironically, over the existence of UFOs--I was skeptical). A man knocked on the door, and I answered it. It seemed odd for a Jehovah's Witness or whatever to be showing up at this hour, but what was I to judge?
The rest of the evening gets increasingly fuzzy. I invited the stranger in, we had supper, and after some drinks got into a fight. My old friend was knocked out after one blow, but I managed to hit the stranger in the chest with something. Suddenly, my memory clears. I don't think I'm going to forget the next bit.
My friend's head was cracked open. He sure looked dead, and the coroner later agreed. The stranger didn't look human anymore; it seemed more like some kind of...buggy reverse anemone thingy. It was unconscious as well, I must have hit it pretty hard with what turned out to be a dirty frying pan. Naturally, I called 911. Surprisingly, these guys showed up...And you know the rest.

Sorry for the delay.

[Parsely]

No wonder I couldn't find it, the name was different than I remembered.
And I don't remember that restriction on previous employment being there...

That was always there.
Also, NSA, CIA, or FBI?

[GreatWyrmGold]

NSA

[Xantalos]

((...let me think up something. What did I do wrong, specifically? Or is Kent just being Kent?))

[Parsely]

((...let me think up something. What did I do wrong, specifically? Or is Kent just being Kent?))

Its Kent. You're the only one who knows him (as far as I know) so you're the only one who will understand when he acts. Plus I didn't like you stealing from Predator. You can just make up something short this time if you don't feel like it.

[Xantalos]

((...let me think up something. What did I do wrong, specifically? Or is Kent just being Kent?))

Its Kent. You're the only one who knows him (as far as I know) so you're the only one who will understand when he acts. Plus I didn't like you stealing from Predator. You can just make up something short this time if you don't feel like it.

Ah, okay. Actions coming up in a bit.

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"Ah, sorry sir, some guy named Barkley dared me to do it; said you were rather spectacular."
Andy slicks back his hair.
"But no seriously, I did have alien contact. It was, however, much less deadly than my story ... thinking about pitching that to an author or something.
Anyway, it went down like this: 
I was a detective working down in Brooklyn, and I'd been called for a missing persons case, nothing special in Brooklyn at this time. In fact it was a little pathetic how little their tracks were covered; the kidnappers accidentally cut the girl - it was a little girl, just so you know - while they took her, and left a little trail behind them. They weren't very subtle, either - they knocked over trash cans, left doors open behind them, all that. Anyhow, it was quite the shock when I stumbled upon some sort of ... spider like thing, holed up in a warehouse on the edge of town. It was doing something to the girl, but I couldn't see what. I pulled out my PISTOLGUN and unloaded on the thing and called the cops when it stopped thrashing around. Instead, you guys pulled in. I think you took the girl too; hopefully she's okay."

[Gotdamnmiracle]

"Hm. You wouldn't happen to know how large this building is, would you? I wonder how close to the perimeter we are."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I'd say this building's about....I can't tell. I was blindfolded inside a car with tinted windows."

[Gotdamnmiracle]

"If I were to guess... I would say there was a lot of concrete between us and the outside world right about now. Helluva way to go out."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Possibly by firing squad."

[Xantalos]

Okay, really crappy story thing done!

[Parsely]

Okay, really crappy story thing done!

Yay! Turns up in a sec!

[Gotdamnmiracle]

"Possibly by firing squad."

"I'm guessing poison gas. A little more costly but less witnesses. Hm. I'm glad I got someone to feed my cat on such short notice."

[Xantalos]

Okay, really crappy story thing done!

Yay! Turns up in a sec!

If you want, put the girl through a horrible fate. I think I was going to say the spidalien was mutating her or something, but I dunno.

[Gotdamnmiracle]

(Will be gone for 4 days.)