Turn Six: Lot of Talking, Lot of Bad People
"If the gods are in disarray, we will destroy the gods. If the people are in disarray, we will destroy the people. If the universe is in disarray, we will destroy the universe."
- The Book of Darkness and Light
Six Months Until Arrival
It sees the door open, then slam shut. No matter. It can wait. It can wait forever.
Frank had been told that the Mafiya contact would meet him here, at this diner. The food was unusual, the decor unlikely. Bright and blinding, a twisted parody of the typical American 1950s diner. Frank regarded it with suspicion and outright horror at points, as he watched the falsely attractive waiters and waitresses. It was appealing to sense of nostalgia he did not possess.
They weren't there before but they were there now. Man in white coat, green eyes. Thing in gasmask, hoodie, smile painted on. Frank didn't jump in shock, but he certainly didn't appreciate it. They exchanged looks like merchants in a market somewhere south of Dubai. Quickly, and with fear only on one end.
"I fear I state the obvious." said Frank. "But you are not who I am looking for."
"Of course not." says the man in the white coat. Frank guessed that the stranger one was not the talking type. Where did he see that thing again? The Heart's Desire game? Cards was way off his mind. "Yes, you were more concerned with spying on Jack Coupe, weren't you?"
"I didn't say that!" said Frank. "What are you gabbling about? Get out of here immediately. I have business."
"You didn't. That's why I read your mind." said the man. Why was Frank not surprised? This was a very odd city. "It's getting odder by the second and I am vastly enjoying it. Except for you. I can see every minute of your existence play out. It is very annoying for my efforts."
"Is it capable for you to stop reading my mind?" said Frank.
"Somehow, I doubt it is." said a voice from a figure wrapped in black paper, vaguely Chinese. "He enjoys indulging his own power. If you had that, you would to. That's the reason for all of this, isn't it? You gave the photos to the Mafiya, they sent a hit squad to Jack... but Jack won. Since you can't spin Jack to your side, you're on the run. I wouldn't call you the match that lit the gas can up... but your continued presence is not helping the city or Jules's plans."
"How many people are at this table?" said Frank, on the cusp of yelling. "As I understood, there were zero people at this table, but now there are three!"
"Four." said the Green Eyed Man, smiling. Frank had his head grabbed, then slammed into his eggs and bacon. His eyes covered in yolk, he looked through a film of yellow and red. A monstrous form in the shape of a man in a skull mask who was bigger then anything should be. Of course. "Meet the Stranger, the Speaker, the Soldier. I thought the Speaker was a Scarecrow for a while, but that's actually a comic book villain. These are the lords of despair and they don't have much to say at all. But I do. What I have to say is that your time is up. You could have left, you could have redeemed yourself by helping, but none of those options gave you enough power, did it? Not enough money."
Frank stared at the group. "I have money. You can have as much as you like."
"We know." said the Speaker as Jules thought of something that would certainly drive you mad. "We don't need it."
Frank felt Jules's stare. He almost screamed. He almost attracted help. But he didn't. And soon he was gone. No-one was in the diner except for a waitress locking the door and a man in a white coat, who stood up and adjusted his collar, and looked at you. "Don't worry. When we come to blows, it will be less painful." Then, he was gone too.
Leaving you all alone.
Merlin
Basement. Dark. Dirt. Matthew watched. All people, in a row, staring at wall. All masked. One spoke. All followed.
"Oh Angel, guide us in darkness, guide us through the lies, guide us in pain, guide us in heresy and madness, guide us until we find the light." he said. Repeated in unison.
Matthew couldn't move. Too sick. Crawled through shit and corpses, but it wasn't that. Felt like paralyzed, dying. Entered large chamber, pregnant with crates of guns and supplies. For army. For war. Matthew was afraid. Felt like his body was removing parts from itself, making itself less complicated until it was one simple thing. Sadly, simple thing did not include himself.
The talker stopped chanting and preached. "Before, in the age of legends, the gods commanded us to do as they said and punished us dearly. Gods were false, wrong. We are humanity. We were below you but we outnumbered them and outgunned them. We follow the one god and that is the Angel. No other will match in anything the Angel has. They tell us now that this is the Age of Fire and it shall never end. It will end and it will be done by our hand. We are the Inquisitors. For every god that rises, we destroy it. And all should remember... even Gods can burn."
Raised their flamethrowers, chant began anew. Matthew hiding under table, could only think of the chants.
Later (years or hours?), they raised their hands around stolen items. A broken robot. A dead bug. A crushed lizard. A smashed jar. A cracked gasmask with a bloodstain on it. A dented regulator. A crushed piece of glass. They began to call out to their lord. Then it happens. Light and fire, lightening, gunfire. Blood spilt upon the rubbish. A man in a long trenchcoat with a tommy gun. Merlin, full of rage and casting so many spells that the room is filled with dark light and vibrant darkness and blood.
But it doesn't help. The ritual is well under way. A rip in reality.
A person in a long black cloak with a white plague mask that looks like a bird. Caw, Matthew thinks deliriously. They stepped forward. Merlin and the man fell over, gasping for breath like fish brought to the surface. And like kraken brought to the beach, they begin to scream and hold their heads as the magical content in the room suddenly drops completely to absolute zero, which it wasn't far above anyway. Matthew feels the end come. His entire existence is being rewritten to a single word. It is over.
It wasn't. It couldn't have been. It would not be. The man in the white coat reached forward and closed the portal. As they lay twisting on the floor. the man in the white coat gave Matthew a helping hand.
Matthew stood up and looked into those green eyes. "What was that?"
"The end of all things." said the man. "But it doesn't matter, son. How is tricks?"
Somehow, Matthew isn't surprised. Somehow, Matthew knows that his true dad's name is Jules. "You know. Getting up to stuff. You doing alright?"
"Yeah, apart from the fact we just saw the god who is definitely going to end this universe in one way or another, I am doing fine." said Jules. "Listen, Matt, I'm very happy to see you but I have to rush. Don't tell Merlin, okay? I understand how two are, he's the father I couldn't be, you're the son he never had, I know it all off by heart. Chin up, eyes forward, remember I love you."
Matthew smiled for the first time in three days, and felt his near-death from dehydration and seeing something more terrifying then he could ever consider was ultimately a minor downside to what was otherwise a great day. Just as Jules was about to leave (and not many people know when that is), Matthew said "Hey, uh, Jules. We should... talk when I'm not still reeling from whatever the fuck that was."
Jules looked at him with a slight look of sadness. Matthew wouldn't call him dad for a while, if ever, but he seemed to hold hope of it. "Yes, that would be a good idea." And then, he was gone.
Later, when he was walking back with Merlin after the man in the trenchcoat had seemingly shown himself out after Merlin's awakening, he asked "Hey, Merlin, I was reading about this uh, guy. Called Jules. Green eyes, white coat, know anything about him?"
Merlin went pale, but continued. "Unfortunately, I do. He's one of the most powerful gods, behind the sphere of chaos. He is known as the Eater of Worlds, the Blood that Brings the Harvest, the Storm that Brings Forth Darkness. He spreads across worlds like a virus. Dangerous but luckily very far away from us. Where'd you read about him?" Matthew saw an inch of suspicion, so he dialed it back.
"Oh, uh, you know... the Chronicles of uh... Skulduggery... Pleasant." said Matthew. More silence. "Also, some of the Dresden Files. Fantasy writers are apparently really on the money about eldritch gods it turns out. Should have listened to them. Yes. I think the thirst is messing with my head so you should really just ignore me, Merlin."
Thankfully, Merlin did.
Matthew sees something that drains his magical potential, Magnus was only seen by Matthew, and meets his father who is unfortunately Jules. Merlin manages to eliminate at least some of the cult inside the estate. Merlin recognizes the effects of being exposed to... whatever that was to be similar to anti-magic creatures, but on a much larger scale then anything he's ever encountered.
Robert
Joan replayed the footage of the elerium investigator again and again as the hitman droned on about this and that. Despite his status as a killer, Joan didn't feel threatened by him. She didn't feel threatened by many things. The mainframe made her feel strong. The mainframe made her a digital goddess in the right circumstances. How could one feel powerless after that? She always thought of thanking Robert for making it, but never did. That'd be odd.
"You know," he said, finally. "I think your little mission was the first time I was in real risk of dying. I completed your job and then some. I'm one of the best hitmen in the city, and I'm definitely on the shortlist for best hitmen in the world. Every criminal organization worth a dime is coming to my door and asking me to sort out their garbage. So I think I'm worth a little more then 30 big ones. Make it 80 and then we can start talking."
"Ahuh. Yeah, about that." she said, distantly. So it goes in, goes through the corridors, down through the hole, footage is fuzzy. Then it goes into this big churchlike area, and then it just goes to static. When it stops being static around five minutes later, everyone is dead apart from three people: a man with a long white beard, some kid in jeans and a shirt with a staff, and Magnus. Well, there is this one odd part where it looks like the kid is talking to someone, but they could be talking to Magnus or the bearded man. Probably the latter. "I think we can make it 30."
"80." said Magnus. "I'm not going any lower."
"Right. The thing is, while the criminal syndicates you work for may have lower standards then Mr Robert does, we are a scientific company. We desire perfection. What we got was a lot of fried spy drones. Robert and I are very, very disappointed." said Joan, reversing the footage back to the static-y bit. There seemed to be some sort of a figure in there, but the footage was too fuzzy and unfortunately you couldn't enhance images like in movies. "Consider yourself lucky we haven't written you off completely. I'm wondering how a supposedly invincible hitman is able to claim he almost get himself killed. Then again, that seems about right since someone being invincible is impossible."
"Believe what you want. I got you your bugs. Now you're going to pay me or else." said Magnus. Before she could respond, her mother came in.
"Joan, have you done your homework yet? It's Sunday and you're just fooling around on that computer." said her mother. "And who are you calling at this hour?"
She waved her mother away while covering the phone. "Uh, yeah, about that homework, I'll get to it in a minute!" she said, smiling. "I'm doing it right now, just got a call I need to take."
"Oh for God's sake, Joan, I can see you're just browsing the internet." said her mother.
"Mom, it's research. And the call, mom!" said Joan, pointing desperately at the phone. "Can't keep him waiting."
"Him?" said her mother. "Oh, I cannot believe this! Give it here." And before Joan could resist or strike back, her mother ripped the phone from her and began speaking.
"Yes, is this Joan's boyfriend?" said her mother. "... Who is this? No, you aren't going to speak to Joan, this is her mother. Really? Oh. oh." Without a word, Joan was handed the phone, and her mother swiftly exited the room looking very pale. Joan held up the phone to her ear.
"What did you just say to my mother?" said Joan, with carefully managed anger.
"What I'm more concerned about is the fact this is the first time I've ever been hired by someone under eighteen." said Magnus, on the cusp of laughing. "Don't you have homework to do?"
"Whether I do or not is none of your importance!" said Joan.
"Hahaha, oh God... You sound a lot older then you are, you know." said Magnus. "Now, about paymen--"
Joan hung up and flung the phone to the table. After seething for a while, she picked it up again and called up Robert from his secret number. It didn't even take him one ring to pick up, and she could hear the whirrs and clicks she recognized to be the Mainframe even from the dulled sound of the phonecall. She felt a bit calmer hearing the sounds of it.
"What is the situation, Joan?" said Robert.
"The situation is fucked. Magnus wants 80 grand and he sounds very angry about it, too." said Joan. "His respect went down significantly for us when my mother burst in and stole my phone. She won't be doing it again but she probably doesn't trust me. I think she might get an idea that I'm working with you."
"Creating a new world is a bad thing now?" said Robert.
"It is when your daughter's doing it. I'd love it if I was an orphan or something, but those only exist in bad fantasy novels." said Joan blithely. "Maybe I could stay at your place or something? I'm sure my parents would get over me being a runaway after a day or two. Probably write a book about it or something."
"You show a profound disregard for your parent's wellbeing." said Robert.
"Please, they show a profound disregard for mine unless it directly impacts their bank account or how good they look at the next PTA." said Joan. "They can go hang. So, could I stay at your place?"
After a horrible moment of silence, Robert replied "I'll think about it."
Joan hoped he thought about it the right way. Her family was growing less and less important by the second, and it seemed that after this incident they would grow to be a threat to her new life. And that would not stand.
Magnus wants 80,000 dollars at least after recovering several broken spy drones, and Joan wants to be put up for the night after a misfortunate incident with her mother.
Illumina
The darkness was broken by the flicker of a lighter. With a *flick* sound, it enclosed the room again. There was a long drag, and the cigarette flicked a few ashes onto the ground. Agent Dolores was getting impatient. When she got impatient, she needed a cigarette.
"I won't ask you again." said Agent Dolores. "What is Illumina Vasquez?"
Matron Gwen was covered in blood, tied to a chair with her vomit on the ground. "I told you... she's just a runaway."
Agent Dolores extended the baton once again, then hit Gwen in the ribs. Hitting her in the head would dull the pain and anywhere else wouldn't hurt as much. Dolores heard the ribs snap and tried to keep her disgust to herself. Gwen didn't have the energy to scream now: they had been doing this for hours. "I'm not hearing what I want to hear. Let's get more specific. Is she an orphan or a foster kid? Has any unusual incidents occurred relating to her? Any unusual visitors?"
"Oh yes, yes!" said Matron Gwen, with the air of one of Pavlov's dogs... when the bell rings, you drool. When Dolores asks you something you know, you start talking or get another beating. "A man. Green eyes. White coat. Said he was related to her. I didn't get a name... he just sat with her and helped her draw a bit."
"Right." said Dolores. "That makes things interesting. Thanks, Gwen Ryans, you've been of great assistance to my organization. You've really helped out America."
"Are you going?" said Gwen hopefully, with a mouth full of blood. "I need to get to the hospital."
"Oh, you're going to the hospital." said Dolores, adding in her head In a body bag. She drew her sidearm, pressed it up against the old lady's head. Before she could scream, before she could react in any way, the whole thing was over. The muzzleflash gave Dolores a tableau of fear and blood. She left the room, walking through a corridor filled with bunkbeds, scared children's eyes watching her.
A man in a gasmask and combat gear waited outside. "Agent Dolores. What is our standing orders?" he asked.
"Torch the place." said Dolores, taking another drag of the cigarette. "Bar the doors, I don't want a single soul getting out of this place alive. This whole operation stays quiet. This isn't a gangland incident, this isn't a surprise massacre, this is a real fucking tragic incident which shows why you should keep up fire safety when children are involved. Any of the children get out, you kill them. And if I hear one Orphan Anne stirring up shit about black ops burning down her orphanage, I will be very angry. I'm sure you handle it, though."
The soldier nodded, and motioned to his men. Dolores didn't watch the orphanage alight, didn't listen to the screams of the children, and didn't need to hear the muffled sounds of bursts from a suppressed M16A4. She went to her car and turned her smartphone on, then began to read the dossier on the latest situation. You had the other gods, but she was here for Illumina. The rest hadn't presented a threat to the organization and may even be assets. Illumina, though, she needed to be on a slab for dissection. She had ripped apart Hades 13 men, and that didn't fly for Dolores.
Speak of the devil. Illumina killed a guy. As she read the report on his death, Dolores eyes widened. Damn gruesome way to die. Looks like the watchmen were being watched and Illumina didn't like it. This made several things interesting... She flicked to the cameras trained on Illumina's little shithole she had herself hidden. Outside the little rats that she had companied herself with were playing. No, fighting. With Illumina herself. Dolores had came at just the right time.
The leader, Karol with a K, was behind Illumina. The rest were against her. Pushing and shoving, and from the microphones there was indistinct shouting. Looks like the little shit is getting a welcome she deserves, thought Dolores with glee. Then a plan starting forming. A little something from the Hades 13 guidebook on arming rebels. When you have a revolution brewing, all you need is some asshole, a gun to give them, and someone to point it at.
Same principle applied here, thought Dolores. Steps 1 and 3 were done... and all she needed was step 2.
Hades 13 burns down the orphanage Illumina was at and learns an interesting tidbit about her past. There is a lot of tension against Illumina for an unknown reason (That Ragnarok may supply if he wishes) with Karol siding with Illumina. However, one of the kids in the gang may be supplied a gun by a Hades 13 agent with the purpose of being used to kill Illumina.
Red Kirmiz
Johnny read the newspaper under the harsh light of the diner. It had been an interesting month. He certainly didn't expect the mayor to get himself shot and for the mafiya to have a very sudden purge. The mayor was of most concern. For now the city council was "considering an emergency election in the foreseeable future", which mean "we have no idea what is going on anymore, so let's just pretend that this city is actually a democracy while we deal with the fact that our version of Caesar just got his ass whacked".
The waitress went to pick up his empty bowl of soup, giving him a scowl. "You know, maybe you should leave."
"I'm buying a coffee." said Johnny, putting down the newspaper. "You'll have to put up with me for five more minutes."
"Hey, as far as I know, this isn't a homeless shelter." said the waitress.
"Coulda fooled me," said Johnny politely. "When I go to the shelter, the food's awful and the staff are assholes."
"Fucking bum." said the waitress, departing his table. Johnny muttered under his breath about not leaving a tip this time, then returned his gaze to the newspaper. Then his heart jumped. The assassin had a piece of red colored glass in his possession. He looked at the assassin's name again. He swore he mailed that piece of glass to that name. Did Johnny just become an essential part of assassinating the mayor? The goddamn mayor?
He took out his phone and began paging through it. He had gotten a steady job holding a sign at Mayland Avenue, and while it wasn't good pay he saved up. Now he had a pay as you go phone and he never felt prouder. He felt like he was getting back control of his life. Red had given him a phone number to ring if needed. It was now he needed to.
"Hello, Johnny." said Red through a haze of static. "No time, no speaking."
"Red," said Johnny, very slowly and quietly. "Did you get me involved with an assassination plot?"
"Ah. Now, listen, Johnny." said Red.
"You listen. I did not sign up for whatever the fuck this is. Helping the homeless, fine. Figuring out who caused that shootout, that's great! But killing the fucking mayor? Guy was a scumbag, sure," said Johnny. "But this is killing people. How the hell are you better then any other guy in this town?"
"You know the mayor. This place needed him gone." said Red. "What were you expecting me to do? Give him a plane ticket to Belize, first class?"
"You disgust me. You really do." said Johnny. "This whole thing, helping me and my friends and... Fuck, it was all just so you could have your petty revenge trip? Nothing more? I mean, you let a innocent guy take the rap by giving him the glass. He didn't deserve this. He wasn't involved. You just made him do it so you wouldn't get caught. Who's saying you're not going to do the same to me?"
"It wasn't like that." said Red. "It isn't like that."
"Oh, well, if he was just an expendable pawn, then what the hell am I? I'm not your friend. Guys like you don't have friends. You talk about the people and justice and how bad the opposite side is, but when the statues start crumbling and you're winning," said Johnny, gripping the phone tightly. "It turns out that all the only difference between you and him was that you were losing."
"I don't bleed the city dry. I don't support gang wars." said Red, an edge on his voice. "I don't do anything he did."
"Yeah, but how long until you do, Red?" asked Johnny. Before Red could feed him another line of bullshit, he cut the call off. He was out of the diner, walking the streets filled with such filth it made the sky turn black. The neon replaced the sun, it's flickering light being the only thing at the end of a long dark tunnel. He went into an off-license, bought a bottle of vodka. Drank it down. One minute he's in a park, the other he's face down in the gutter with his mouth bleeding, two of his teeth missing. The DTs were back and they weren't forgiving. The air around him started shaking like snakes, and the sky above him became an all-consuming hole which shook like nothing should. He entered it, became a part of the darkness, and felt nothing at all one way or the other...
He walked across abandoned suburbia, a fucked up fever dream version of what the good life should be. He saw what he could have had with his wife, with his job, if it wasn't for his fucking drink. Then he saw the friends he had now, and they were all walking away from him. Old Johnny Carpenter, back on the booze cos the guy he thought was good turned out to be another killer. Old Johnny Carpenter, JC, Johnny boy, he couldn't understand that his entire life was a trainwreck and this was another collision. He tossed the empty bottle into the ground, where it shattered. He cried, stumbling through the darkness to which there seemed to be no end.
He opened a door, and found himself in a shop filled with the most hideous trinkets and oddities you had ever seen. It was ungodly, unreal. He fell to the ground and vomited his guts out, but felt nothing had been cleared or cleaned out. He just felt empty where he felt unpleasantly full. One bad thing for another. He closed his eyes.
It wasn't until morning that Merlin found him. Whatever bit of Duffey remained in the security system, it obviously felt some pity.
Lloyd Absolon
"So," said Vimes, playing darts on a suspect board. "I've been hearing you're a company man now, aren't you, Adam?"
"You could say that, chief." said Adam. "You could say that indeed."
"Clucking bell, haven't you gone up in the world." said Vimes. "Police work's too low-key, too unpaid, so the ace detective goes corporate. Lovely story. What are you doing here?"
"Urban renewal, chief." said Adam. "The Rust Streets have never been cleaner thanks to Absolon and his group. You bring in some cops into the deal, make it official. Then we start the merger. We give you the best tech in the world and we do it for the cheapest you'll ever get it. The mayor's dead, and I know you're happy about it even if you don't want to talk about it. Let's get this city cleaned up before some other asshole comes in and ruins it. What do you say?"
"I say you're a loon. Cleaning up the Rust Streets? And I'm the queen of England." Vimes threw a dart, hitting a picture of Jacqueline Coupe in the eye. "I could supply a few squadcars. Maybe more. But I've seen what you're doing in that factory. I know you don't have planning permission. I know you aren't doing all this out of the goodness of your heart. And I don't have the mayor breathing down my neck so he can get cut in the deal. I like you, Adam. You're a straight up bloke. But Absolon is not the man I want to be associated with. Every other day he's stirring shit. First the regulators. Next the hitman's on him. What the next big thing, eh?"
"Nothing's next. You can see the difference in the Rust Streets. Fewer dead cops. Less drug dealing. No meth lab explosions. A few more businesses opening up there every day." said Adam. "You know we have it handled. At least consider the merger offer."
"I don't like the idea of using your gadgets. I had to scrap that bloody robot you gave us." said Vimes. "You make good technology but your contract has more fine print then a newspaper for mice."
"There's no drawbacks. It's a straight up, no funny business kind of deal." said Adam.
"Which I'm not getting involved in." said Vimes, who then pressed down on the button of his intercom. "Hello, could you--"
"I really hoped it wouldn't come to this. I have a lot of info on you, boss." said Adam. Vimes let off with the button, then narrowed his eyes. "Yeah, blackmail, give me a break. If you weren't such a stubborn bastard, it wouldn't come to it. I have files on you and Azur that shouldn't exist. Original copies of cases that have been edited with your blessing. Crimes intentionally ignored, criminals repeatedly given unofficial pardons, evidence of truly massive corruption within the police force... Hell, if any of this got released, it wouldn't mean a purge of the police force. It'd be point-black annihilation of it. Everyone from you down would be out of a job. And I think we all know what would happen when any two-bit gangbanger hears his least-favorite cop won't be missed if he gets his brains blown out. Now, question is, are you going to let that happen, or are you going to play ball?"
Vimes stared Adam down, then drank a shot of whiskey. "Alright. I see an accord must be reached or I'm going to be bloody hanged by the press. What exactly are you looking for here?"
Adam thought. He wasn't expecting this to work out so well, so maybe skimming off the top would be good. "You start cleaning up the Rust Streets and don't raise shit about Absolon's bots. Then you start buying our stuff without any haggling. When we ask you to turn a blind eye, you turn a blind eye. If we say a guy needs to go, you make evidence that he's a sexual predator or he's a coke dealer or whatever. And if anyone starts making up plans to sue Absolon for any old shit, you tell them to keep their mouths shut or they'll be sorry they even thought about taking it to court."
"Why don't you make the deal complete and have Lloyd come around to fuck me up the arse? Maybe when I'm wearing a dress too?" said Vimes, pouring another few shots. "Mind telling me why you're making that bloody eyesore on top of the factory apart from Absolon's lovely aesthetic taste?"
"People fear the future." said Adam. "But the future's coming and it won't be stopped. You just need to make sure the people making it are safe, that's all."
Adam stood up and left, leaving Vimes alone. Outside, Ayana watched those come and go into and out of the police station. He approached her, and smiled. She looked at him drily.
"You manage to get Vimes on our side?" said Ayana.
"And then some. Let's go see the bossman, he'll be interested to know what we got." said Adam.
Jacqueline Coupe
Out of all the jobs Jacqueline had assigned John to do, this was probably among the more humiliating of them. Here he was, with a brain full of information (and nothing much else, considering), and he was reduced to being a glorified ansaphone. He could handle it, but sometimes... Sometimes it hurt. He pressed the phone button with his tongue as it rang.
"Jack Coupe Enterprises." said John. "This is Jack's receptionist as nothing is happening since the Russian mafiya has decided to stop fucking with us. Please leave your message at the beep."
"Don't speak so soon." said Anya. "Now, can I speak to Jack Coupe?"
John almost recoiled in panic (An amazing feat, considering he was literally just a head), but managed to balance himself. He rapidly sent messages to Jack Coupe's phone, which was another handy feature of his new state, but she wasn't picking up. Probably asleep or similar. Great, now he had to deal with the negoitation between two criminal organizations who were really, really pissed off at each other. God, he missed being a hitman: the biggest problem you had was seeing if a guy was dead or not.
"Good evening to you, Anya!" said John. "I see the letter wasn't ignored. Have you considered it positively?"
"Skip the chat, I'm interested." said Anya. "I hate the old Mafiya, and I'm a lady, so I think me and Jacqueline Coupe share more similarities then previously thought."
"Good to hear." said John. "So, by old Mafiya, I'm assuming you're not talking in the 'Back in the old days, the mafiya was so much better: sure, we dealt drugs to schoolchildren but at least we did with with panache' way, right?"
"Yes, that would be correct." said Anya. "In the way Americans call it, we're reinvigorating the brand. The mafiya's been a crew of ex-KGB gopniki dealing drugs and killing each other for too long. The Cartel's a syndicate and it's winning because it's got a network. What it doesn't have is one of the types Jack is. If we team up and forget all this bullshit about Duffey, then we'll get on top."
"So, uh... What is the situation with Duffey?" asked John. "You know. Just so we're all clear on that situation."
"You should know. Duffey got killed by Jack, or as good as. The Irish mob didn't connect the dots until some guy named Frank gave them photos. We mainly got involved because our alliance was on shaky ground due to the whole shootout thing, which was also apparently your fault according to some sources." Anya paused. "Thinking about it, I'm giving you one hell of a deal for how much you've put us through."
Fearing retribution, John said "Remember, the Cartel's a bigger problem then some old bullshit in the past. Hell, I'd rather Jack and you running the show then a Cartel run city. Right, right?"
"I suppose." said Anya. "So, I'm going to come out and say it. Jack's asleep or similar, right, and you are trying to neatly sidestep this issue?"
"Yeeaaaaah, sort of." said John. "Still, do you want to arrange a proper meet? I mean, I'm going to tell all this to Jack, so it's all good, right?"
"Sure. That proper meet better be soon." said Anya. "Or you lose your head."
"Believe me, darling, Jack's taken care of that." said John. "Take care, now. I'll pass it on as soon as I can."
"Alright then. And you know, John." He flinched. Did she really recognize his voice? She knew her people. "I expected you to stick around with us for far longer. Looks like you can't trust anyone."
"You're telling me." muttered John, to a dial tone.
Frank turns out to have sold Jack up the river, while John promises a proper meet-up with Anya in future. John is also a bodiless/headless (depending on how you look at it) secretary/ansaphone (also depending on how you look at it).
Adam manages to convince Vimes to agree to the contract with some extras due to copious blackmail. The citadel is attracting attention from those who believe it's not obeying planning laws.
Johnny Carpenter becomes disillusioned with Red due to his dishonorable actions, at least in Johnny's mind. He goes back on the drink, but then stumbles into Merlin and Matthew's shop purely by accident. Just as Red finishes his call with Johnny, a nearby phone begins to ring with Robert on the other end.
Magnus wants 80,000 dollars at least after recovering several broken spy drones, and Joan wants to be put up for the night after a misfortunate incident with her mother. Robert has gotten ahold of Red and is now ringing him.
Hades 13 burns down the orphanage Illumina was at and learns an interesting tidbit about her past. There is a lot of tension against Illumina for an unknown reason (That Ragnarok may supply if he wishes) with Karol siding with Illumina. However, one of the kids in the gang may be supplied a gun by a Hades 13 agent with the purpose of being used to kill Illumina.
Matthew sees something that drains his magical potential, Magnus was only seen by Matthew, and meets his father who is unfortunately Jules. Merlin manages to eliminate at least some of the cult inside the estate. Merlin recognizes the effects of being exposed to... whatever that was to be similar to anti-magic creatures, but on a much larger scale then anything he's ever encountered.