Well,
I had a crazy round last night.
It began with the Department of Truth advertising a new Galactic Zoo, wherein we would be allowed to go for three. The willing participants of the trip were Nokolai Utkin, Ruby Mary, Sergei Molchanov, Jacob Wolf, and Micheal Name. We all went into the meeting hall to prepare, goofing off like kids going on a field trip, and were suddenly teleported by the Icarus to the zoo! Nokolai was fascinated by the animals, as were the others. The first room outside the teleporter location held a small caged window housing a giant spider. Fascinating! Only for Jacob Wolf to tap the glass a little too much and almost getting himself spaced by the Icarus for bad behavior. We went to the door on the left (The zoo was using the old Telecommuniations area as a layout), walked through the glass passage way, only to find on our way to the main attractions a chef by the name of Peon Deon. He was of russian dialect, had short black hair and black eyes. He had all sorts of food from candy bars, to ice cream, and anything in between for sale. But Nokolai simply wanted to see all the animals; she never went to a zoo before! She walked into the next room, stepped inside to the main viewing area, and saw all sorts of animals. She saw Faithless, a security borg and maintenance drone, three Unathi not moving at all in their cages, some hiveb-wait, what?
Nokolai looked back, asked the others, and they two saw a small, sand-filled cage filled with three Unathi. One was lying on the floor, while the others were standing but not moving at all... and then, suddenly, one of them looked at her, screamed, and suddenly went silent. This caused Nokolai to suddenly take out her baton and try to break open the cage. She had to free them! Only for a ton of air to blast into the room, sweeping everyone off their feet. Nokolai breaks the grille inside the glass, and suddenly some sort of fail-safe was activated on the Unathi, because they suddenly exploded into gibs before she could release them. This causes her great distress, seeing how they were so close to being free...
Nokolai decided that something was making them stand around, not moving until she happened to be nearby. Maybe it was some kind of stasis, like how cryo pods tend to freeze people while they're unconscious? She heads directly to the chef and asks to see their manager:
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss want to sssspeak to managersss..."
Peon Deon says, "Am managers for now."
Peon Deon says, "Other manager died to hivebot. Forgot to implant with explosive."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Thossse people weresss not brainlesss."
Peon Deon asks, "What makes you say that?"
Nokolai Utkin yells, "I-Isss sssaw them ssscream at messs, then sssuddenly wentsss ssstill!"
Nokolai Utkin yells, "Isss holdingsss them in ssstasssisss or ssssomethingsss!"
Peon Deon says, "Yes, we get many Terran visitors. Terran hate unathi much."
Peon Deon says, "Bred to scream, does when see many people."
Peon Deon says, "Genetic response."
Peon Deon says, "If have mind, is only timer."
Nokolai Utkin shouts, "Isss not lisssteningsss to liesss!"
Sergei Molchanov asks, "You see, Nokolai?"
Peon Deon says, "No emotion no feeling."
Sergei Molchanov says, "Is okay."
Nokolai Utkin shakes her head.
Sergei Molchanov shakes his head.
Peon Deon says, "If put in front of TV, would be highschooler."
Nokolai Utkin shakes her head!
Peon Deon asks, "Beside, how many green unathi you sees in Nyx?"
Peon Deon says, "Green unathis stay in empire."
Nokolai Utkin exclaims, "Tonssss!"
Nokolai Utkin exclaims, "Isss ssseen many when isss goingsss to work!"
Peon Deon says, "Working for freelancers that is."
Peon Deon says, "Not big company corporation thing."
Peon Deon says, "Most are brown or pink or black."
Peon Deon says, "Few green. Less greens for humans."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Ssss..."
Nokolai Utkin yells, "Isss cosssmeticsssss, o-or black ssshell!"
Nokolai Utkin crosses her arms.
Peon Deon says, "Is promise, not smart."
Peon Deon asks, "Can show genetic vat later after trip if desire, yes?"
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss /dated/ a green-ssscalesss."
Ruby Mary whispers, "Im not bailing you out of the Icarus's brig Nokolai"
Nokolai Utkin says, "...'"
Nokolai Utkin says, "You /bettersss./"
Peon Deon says, "Yes, will tell icarus."
Peon Deon says, "Will be pleased."
Nokolai Utkin says, "/Goodsss./"
Nokolai walks back into the room before the main cage area, and Micheal Name states he sees something with his Mesons. After handing them to Nokolai, she saw that there was another room, and a pretty big one, too...the reinforced floors and walls make her believe it's where the Unathi are being cloned. Micheal Name begins slicing into the wall, where Nokolai decides to attempt to bribe Ruby Mary to distract the chef so he doesn't look to investigate the noise. Eventually, Micheal Name breaks open the wall, turns on a light and sees...a room. It has an empty pod, three small cloning pods, two maintenance computers (Sleeper/Scanner computer), a table with three chairs, and a disposals chute. Suddenly the pod becomes occupied, makes strange noises, and makes...an Unathi. Three more are created before Nokolai decides that she needs to try and smuggle them outside. Micheal Name creates two lockers as Nokolai loads up one with the four Unathi. As she tries to sneak out, Peon Deon notices the locker and takes out a pistol. Jacob Wolf dies in the crossfire before Nokolai can use her baton to knock down and handcuff the russian. She leads him into the table and chairs, and begins to interrogate him:
Peon Deon says, "Not very smart, is?"
Peon Deon says, "Also, he dead. Fired gun at."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss goingssss to ssstop thisss."
Peon Deon says, "Why? Is mindless."
Peon Deon says, "You do same."
Peon Deon asks, "Is okay when human?"
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss /not/ mindlesss."
Peon Deon says, "Is mindless."
Nokolai Utkin shouts, "Nosss!"
Peon Deon says, "Is see growing from meat."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Tellssss me. Howsss. To ssstop thisss."
Peon Deon says, "Beside, is chef with gun."
Peon Deon says, "Can't do anything."
Peon Deon says, "Bring to corporate."
Peon Deon says, "They make mindlesses."
Nokolai Utkin is trying to empty Peon Deon's pockets.
Nokolai Utkin says, "HMmsss..."
Nokolai Utkin says, "..."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Get Namesss."
Nokolai Utkin holds up the captain's spare ID. Take a closer look.
Nokolai Utkin says, "We needsss to looksss for more on thisss."
ÿ!Nokolai Utkin handed the captain's spare ID to Sergei Molchanov.
Sergei Molchanov puts the captain's spare ID into the backpack.
Nokolai Utkin says, "Tellsss me what you knowsss about thisss."
Nokolai Utkin says, "/Everythingsss./"
Nokolai Utkin sits down on the chair, joining her hands on the table.
Peon Deon says, "Is take farwa meat."
Peon Deon says, "Put in machine."
Peon Deon says, "Grow mindless farwa with shape unathi."
Peon Deon says, "Math in pod make scream."
Peon Deon says, "Fake unathi."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Issss ssssound Unethical."
Peon Deon says, "Is hypocrite."
Peon Deon says, "Do same thing."
Nokolai Utkin says, "How issss-"
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss..."
Peon Deon says, "Is Nanotrasen."
Peon Deon says, "Know do same thing."
Peon Deon says, "Use human instead."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Issss not withsss them."
Peon Deon asks, "Is okay when human?"
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss jussst under twenty yearsss contract."
Nokolai Utkin says, "..."
Peon Deon says, "You know, is have self destruct."
Peon Deon says, "Go to zoo, look at up north."
Nokolai Utkin asks, "How large?"
Peon Deon says, "Is not sleepy thing if no want."
Peon Deon says, "Grow fast, many hormone injectors."
Nokolai Utkin says, "..."
Peon Deon says, "Expect Nanotrasen thieves."
Peon Deon says, "Make failsafe."
Peon Deon says, "Bad idea make thievery."
Nokolai Utkin asks, "Where isss way North?"
Peon Deon says, "You know when see. Go in main zoo."
Peon Deon says, "Also I like you, I no care."
Peon Deon says, "Any losses paid for by nanotrasen if by employees."
Sergei Molchanov finishes eating the chocolate ice cream cone.
Nokolai Utkin says, "Sssso, go insss there. Looksss for north passsage."
Peon Deon says, "No, just go in."
Nokolai Utkin raises a brow.
Peon Deon says, "You know when you see."
Peon Deon says, "Big and green."
Nokolai Utkin says, "..."
Peon Deon says, "And can activate when want."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Sssergei."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Keepsss eye on him."
Nokolai Utkin says, "Isss going to look."
Nokolai walks once more into the main zoo area. The Unathi cage's glass is mysteriously fixed...and a small passageway has now opened. Name is breaking into a wall and is right in front of a carp, but is blind due to the welder he was using. Nokolai quickly brushes him aside when he starts to flee, and she kills it using her own baton. Suddenly, Peon Deon appears from behind, taking out a taser and shooting her unconscious...she woke up handcuffed. He begins to threaten her with putting her into a cryo tank until the trip is over, but admits it's hard to find anything in the cryo tank room, causing Nokolai to panic. She is then simply grabbed by her friends, and the whole trip begins to end. Nokolai lingers while Deon leaves, watching the room sullenly as the cage suddenly gets filled with new Unathi. Suddenly, one of them begins to speak in Sinta'Unathi, asking where he is...
And this is just part
one all the crazy shit that happened in that round. I'd talk more, but I have to go to my college classes real soon. I'll post a part two when I'm back home. Luckily for
you guys, I took some pictures for part two. You'll have to see some of this shit to believe it.
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