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[blazing glory]

Security sounds like a rough job sometimes.

[KingofstarrySkies]

You have no idea.

[Aseaheru]

"Rough" dosent even start to cover it some days,

[mosshadow]

I was the HOS, I arrived about an hour into the round I think. Power was low.

     I'm in medbay, and the IAA drags a nearly dead librarian into medbay. The librarian is yelling that the IAA nearly killed him, after talking it through I let them both go, with the IAA on warning, since I had no way to prove it was true...

    A few minutes later the IAA is yelling over comms about how the librarian shot him with the syringe gun and is currently beating his head in. The IAA dies, I give the librarian 10 minutes for murder and being a giant shitler. Some new evidence comes to light that proves the IAA did in fact assault the librarian, so I stick him in the brig for 5.

    The IAA serves his sentence, Librarian "escapes" the sec borg I told to take him to the brig.

     Meanwhile someone broke into the AI satillite and killed the AI, I have to go over to it, card the broken AI, restore its integrity.. whole process takes about ten minutes. after that, the goddamn IAA is deconstructing walls near security...  I throw the asshole in permabrig temporarily while I go deal with other shit. ( its worth noting that at this point, Telecomms went out temporarily) I take a shortcut through dorms... but its bolted shut. I see some bald dude dragging a corpse around while cutting its limbs off. The AI unbolts the door, I run in, tase and cuff the guy. At this point ive had enough, so I take him to perma, he keeps yelling shitcurity, fuck you faggot etc. I have enough and just beat the guy to death ( it was fairly obvious he was a griefer) Then some engineer releases plasma in a room, captain and I arrest him, he goes SSD so I toss him in perma as well.
 

      We call a crew transfer, and random people are getting set to arrest, I figure its the AI or the sec borg. but I've had enough at this point so I just let it go. The librarian wants in perma to deal with the IAA, AI lets him in, and then bolts perma shut. Kinda funny.


      The crew board the shuttle and we all go home.


TRAITORS THAT ROUND

THE HEAD OF PERSONNEL WHO WAS AFK NEARLY THE ENTIRE TIME.

AND....

THE SECURITY BORG.

EVERYONE ELSE WAS A SHITHEAD.

~fin

I think I was in that round as an Officer. Was this the round where a bunch of Assistants were running around stealing weapons and screaming about changelings?

[hops]

I was once antag AI three rounds in a row. By the hird round nobody suspected a thing because clearly I can't always be traitor.

[flame99]

Okay, has the setup method for the engine changed? Because any of my attempts to set it up has resulted in an unstable SM crystal. Going down the list of anything on the wiki matches what I've done.

[SOLDIER First]

In reference to Sleep Toxin, I ways thought it was the dumbest thing that one of its ingredients was a highly dangerous and illegal sleep drug that's more potent than Sleep Toxin is.

[Glloyd]

Okay, has the setup method for the engine changed? Because any of my attempts to set it up has resulted in an unstable SM crystal. Going down the list of anything on the wiki matches what I've done.

If Vactor hasn't updated yet, there's a vent in the SM chamber that you'll need to manually turn on.

[hops]

In reference to Sleep Toxin, I ways thought it was the dumbest thing that one of its ingredients was a highly dangerous and illegal sleep drug that's more potent than Sleep Toxin is.

I kind of see sleep-tox's sugar neutralizing some of chloral hydrate's effect in order to make it safer.

Also I was unaware that chloral hydrate is illegal. I put them in my sedative syringes all the time.

[chevil]

I played this game for the first time.

I'm just a assistant walking around and reading door labels while everyone else just runs around seemingly randomly. I step on a bear trap in a dark maintenance hallway and start limping towards medical.

In medical I find some smashed windows, no doctors and no bruise packs so I ask the chemists who is giggling in his office if he can help me.

He gives me some LSD. I eat the LSD. I get some green burgers from the chef. I go to the bar and eat the green burgers.

A chaplain walks into the bar and repeatedly hits me and three other people with his holy book of fuck security. I tell him to go annoy somebody else. He hits me again and I grab a fork, stab him in the eyes and walk out of  a airlock.

Can someone recommend some good servers.

[blazing glory]

Can someone recommend some good servers.

Well Aurora station pretty good, very strict with roleplaying rules, if a chaplain was randomly hitting people with a book then he would end up in a cell pretty soon.

Same would go for a chemist handing out LSD.

Also no one puts bear traps in the tunnels.

If you want something that doesn't enforce roleplay quite so strictly then I can't help you there.

[SOLDIER First]

Aurora is pretty great in that respect.

[ThtblovesDF]

"Fun"
"Roleplay (Light or heavy)"
"Competent non-abusive Admins"

You only get to pick two : (

[SOLDIER First]

Aside from (lately) constant shitty nuke rounds, and the usual idiots that join during the week (the server is hidden from the hub every weekend) it does have all three.
Unless mass killings, and not roleplay, are your definition of fun.

[miauw62]

"Fun"
"Roleplay (Light or heavy)"
"Competent non-abusive Admins"

You only get to pick two : (

Play on /tg/ Basil, where you get everything and if you live in moorika a half-decent population too.