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[scrdest]

Is it? Good to know...

Yep. Now with a be-toolbelted assistant and some metal/table parts, you may actually be able to survive Space Battle.

[Aseaheru]

Well, with a hatchet/glass shard and a few extra bits and bobs, yah.

[Graknorke]

Turns out that you *CAN* ghetto boneset without it. Whoever came up with it is a Grandmaster of lateral thinking. Can you guess what it is?

Spoiler: Answer lies within. (click to show/hide)

It's a SCREWDRIVER.

How is that meant to work?

[Aseaheru]

Chip the bone into powder, add liquid, call it bone paste?

[LordSlowpoke]

Turns out that you *CAN* ghetto boneset without it. Whoever came up with it is a Grandmaster of lateral thinking. Can you guess what it is?

Spoiler: Answer lies within. (click to show/hide)

It's a SCREWDRIVER.

How is that meant to work?

you just...

screw around

HOHOHO~

[darkpaladin109]

Is the server down?

[scrdest]

Turns out that you *CAN* ghetto boneset without it. Whoever came up with it is a Grandmaster of lateral thinking. Can you guess what it is?

Spoiler: Answer lies within. (click to show/hide)

It's a SCREWDRIVER.

How is that meant to work?

My guess is that this was supposed to be, like, stabilizing it with a bolt or something. Although, hilariously enough, the failure message states that 'You smear the screwdriver around', so it's probably just a random placeholder.

[Graknorke]

Turns out that you *CAN* ghetto boneset without it. Whoever came up with it is a Grandmaster of lateral thinking. Can you guess what it is?

Spoiler: Answer lies within. (click to show/hide)

It's a SCREWDRIVER.

How is that meant to work?

My guess is that this was supposed to be, like, stabilizing it with a bolt or something. Although, hilariously enough, the failure message states that 'You smear the screwdriver around', so it's probably just a random placeholder.

Depending on what outrageous amount of power multitools are capable out outputting, you could totally have them weld bone together. I mean, the absurd temperatures would ruin everything nearby, but hey.
Also I'm not really sure what you would need to do that. There's not a lot of documentation on the electrical properties of human bone, or the applications of utilising them.

[Vactor]

server is back up, i'll try to get it updated sometime this weekend.

[IcyTea31]

Screwdriver as ghetto bone gel? That's new, for me at least.

I suspect the screwdriver is used as a chisel to make small grooves in the bones to wedge them together like Legos. Crazy, extremely inefficient, dangerous and likely to fail, and even a success permanently damages the bone? That's ghetto surgery.

[scrdest]

Screwdriver as ghetto bone gel? That's new, for me at least.

I suspect the screwdriver is used as a chisel to make small grooves in the bones to wedge them together like Legos. Crazy, extremely inefficient, dangerous and likely to fail, and even a success permanently damages the bone? That's ghetto surgery.

Aaaactually, it has a 75% success rate, so one chance in four to fail, and even if you fail, it actually deals NO damage unlike some other steps.

Clearly, the reason why the Wizard Federation hates NanoTrasen is because the company stole their magic healing screwdriver technology.

[IcyTea31]

Aaaactually, it has a 75% success rate, so one chance in four to fail, and even if you fail, it actually deals NO damage unlike some other steps.

That's in-game. Ask your local orthopedic surgeon what they think about using a screwdriver to affix bones to one another. I doubt they like it.

[scrdest]

Another fun medical fact: consuming Iron ups your otherwise slow-ass blood regeneration.

[Vakothu]

And winner for least likely to work, and most insane, ghetto tool, is you can use an active E-sword as a laser scalpel with a 5% success rate.

[scrdest]

And winner for least likely to work, and most insane, ghetto tool, is you can use an active E-sword as a laser scalpel with a 5% success rate.

Well, it sorta makes sense for it to be there at all, a desperate NukeOp may use it to save a friend.