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Author Topic: Space Station 13: Urist McStation  (Read 2164501 times)

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19500 on: October 14, 2014, 06:01:41 pm »

Can we rename Calamity to "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"?


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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19501 on: October 14, 2014, 06:30:44 pm »

turns on antag vision
everyone has a marker
turns off antag vision

It's like secret, but the secret isn't whether anyone's antag, but who is what antag.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19502 on: October 14, 2014, 06:35:48 pm »

turns on antag vision
everyone has a marker
turns off antag vision

It's like secret, but the secret isn't whether anyone's antag, but who is what antag.

Rename the gamemode to Station of Salem.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19503 on: October 14, 2014, 07:30:02 pm »

UPDATE IS HAPPENING AFTER THIS ROUNDalso vactor you bastard i still have a merge to wait for
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19504 on: October 14, 2014, 07:37:11 pm »

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'Hang on, I need to set off this EMP... FUCK! MY PACEMAKER!'

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19505 on: October 14, 2014, 07:39:26 pm »

Vactor
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UPDATE IS HAPPENING AFTER THIS ROUNDalso vactor you bastard i still have a merge to wait for
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19506 on: October 14, 2014, 07:40:13 pm »

Vactor
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UPDATE IS HAPPENING AFTER THIS ROUNDalso vactor you bastard i still have a merge to wait for
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19507 on: October 14, 2014, 07:41:03 pm »

Vactor
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UPDATE IS HAPPENING AFTER THIS ROUNDalso vactor you bastard i still have a merge to wait for
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19508 on: October 14, 2014, 07:42:27 pm »

It's up again now anyway.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19509 on: October 14, 2014, 07:48:05 pm »

That round was awesome. I was playing as security again, the first thing that happened was that Vic and Randy got into a fight and I had to sort things out. I ran into Vic, he complained about what was happening. I was in a hurry, so instead of catching him I told him to stay where he was, since Randy had a history of being an ass. (Syndicate drug cartel hooray). I went looking for Randy, and along the way, Vic sneak attacked me, and disarmed me of my stun baton and flash. I was confident I could get them back, because you can't stop Sonuv Bich.

What happened next was something I could never have predicted.

Vic stuffed me into a garbage compressor.

I went all the way in, and promptly began shooting through tubes getting hurt. I had already yelled for backup over Sec radio, and they asked me to report status. "I'M IN A GARBAGE COMPRESSOR. AAAAAAGGGHHH" I screamed calmly. When I came out, I was in cargo, almost dead. Danielle gave me some emergency care, and my fellow Sec guys helped her get me to medbay where I was fixed. I'm not sure how she managed to fix me, I thought my body was completely totaled.

What happened next was a really interesting plot about the Syndicate, betrayal, Sonuv Bich almost dying a ton of times, and Randy and the HoS shooting each other in the faces at the same time, where Randy was killed and HoS was rushed to the hospital by me, via locker.

Also an incident where I went to the medbay because my hand and leg were still sore. It turned out they were still broken from the garbage chute incident, for which Danielle expressed her amazement, saying "You shouldn't be able to stand up, you should be doubled over in pain". My reason ended up being "I'm one tough Sonuva Bich".

Twas awesome.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19510 on: October 14, 2014, 08:26:27 pm »

Thomas Mann: Changling

Died 3 times in 30 minutes

Cause of Death? Heart attack

Reason: EMP + MECH HEART = DED
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19511 on: October 14, 2014, 08:27:42 pm »

Sooo... Who dident realize that sorta thing again?
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19512 on: October 14, 2014, 08:28:32 pm »

Bay12ers must be subconsciously attracted to killing people with EMPs.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19513 on: October 14, 2014, 10:17:56 pm »

Server is hot-fixed and back up
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19514 on: October 14, 2014, 10:22:23 pm »

First it was antag protection that never worked.

Now its gamemode votes.
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