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[Vactor]

Server should be back up now.

[Darvi]

Department of Truth


We have received reliable information that it has been claimed one of our captains cannot slam a jam. As it is common knowledge all captains are trained in hand to hand combat, cooking, wearing fashionable hats and jamming slams, this is treason of the highest calibre. For this, we will find and execute whoever commited this crime.

Glory to Nanotrasen.

Priority Announcement

We, uhhh....well, uhhh...SSSHITSSS, WASSS DISSSCOVERED!

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

What.

[Darvi]

Wrestling match against the clown in AI upload.

I woulda won that too if I knew how to change laws :V

[LordSlowpoke]

how2win in ai upload:

1. rush for onehuman/freeform a onehuman equivalent
2. insert and drop on floor immediately
3. call ai to location
3. profit
5. get bant

[Aedel]

how2win in ai upload:

1. rush for onehuman/freeform a onehuman equivalent
2. insert and drop on floor immediately
3. call ai to location
3. profit
5. get bant

6. get lasered by the AI for being an immediate serious threat to the station and AI itself while asking the crewmen to remove the dead crewman
6alt. onecrewman

[miauw62]

100 players on Sybil and no lag.

/tg/code bestcode!

[Liction]

funny thing is the 1 human law board wont work like it used to anymore due to the default lawset not being asimov. Also lawing the ai under your control is so boring, purging the ai is much more exciting.

[Vactor]

100 players on Sybil and no lag.

/tg/code bestcode!

its not about the code, its about the upload bandwith

[Darvi]

100 players on Sybil and no lag.

/tg/code bestcode!

its not about the code, its about the upload bandwith

It's not about the bandwidth, it's about how much the internet hates you.

[Octobomb]

funny thing is the 1 human law board wont work like it used to anymore due to the default lawset not being asimov. Also lawing the ai under your control is so boring, purging the ai is much more exciting.

Ahem.

[miauw62]

baylaws = no fun allowed.txt

[LordSlowpoke]

the more people try to prevent specieism the more i am convinced it's time to wait until the admins are lenient and reeenact the csa

except with non-humans on the plantation

never forget why they were added in the first place

[Octobomb]

Oh please. It wasn't actually to prevent speciesm. Just to resolve the OneHuman law conflicts originally, then I went and extended it the the rest. Humans FTW

[Darvi]

Yeah the problem is that when you say "X is the only human", then the AI won't give a damn because it's not programmed to differentiate between human and non-human crew.

Unless somebody uploaded Asimov.

In which case shoot the fucker either way.