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Vactor

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19110 on: September 29, 2014, 06:43:39 pm »
Server should be back up now.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19111 on: September 29, 2014, 07:48:20 pm »
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We have received reliable information that it has been claimed one of our captains cannot slam a jam. As it is common knowledge all captains are trained in hand to hand combat, cooking, wearing fashionable hats and jamming slams, this is treason of the highest calibre. For this, we will find and execute whoever commited this crime.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19112 on: September 30, 2014, 03:14:52 pm »
...

What.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19113 on: September 30, 2014, 07:24:54 pm »
Wrestling match against the clown in AI upload.

I woulda won that too if I knew how to change laws :V
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19114 on: October 01, 2014, 01:42:33 am »
how2win in ai upload:

1. rush for onehuman/freeform a onehuman equivalent
2. insert and drop on floor immediately
3. call ai to location
3. profit
5. get bant
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19115 on: October 01, 2014, 01:44:48 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on October 01, 2014, 01:42:33 am
how2win in ai upload:

1. rush for onehuman/freeform a onehuman equivalent
2. insert and drop on floor immediately
3. call ai to location
3. profit
5. get bant
6. get lasered by the AI for being an immediate serious threat to the station and AI itself while asking the crewmen to remove the dead crewman
6alt. onecrewman
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19116 on: October 01, 2014, 03:50:33 am »
100 players on Sybil and no lag.

/tg/code bestcode!
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19117 on: October 01, 2014, 04:35:15 am »
funny thing is the 1 human law board wont work like it used to anymore due to the default lawset not being asimov. Also lawing the ai under your control is so boring, purging the ai is much more exciting.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19118 on: October 01, 2014, 07:10:45 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on October 01, 2014, 03:50:33 am
100 players on Sybil and no lag.

/tg/code bestcode!

its not about the code, its about the upload bandwith
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19119 on: October 01, 2014, 07:23:53 am »
Quote from: Vactor on October 01, 2014, 07:10:45 am
Quote from: miauw62 on October 01, 2014, 03:50:33 am
100 players on Sybil and no lag.

/tg/code bestcode!

its not about the code, its about the upload bandwith
It's not about the bandwidth, it's about how much the internet hates you.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19120 on: October 01, 2014, 11:35:55 am »
Quote from: Liction on October 01, 2014, 04:35:15 am
funny thing is the 1 human law board wont work like it used to anymore due to the default lawset not being asimov. Also lawing the ai under your control is so boring, purging the ai is much more exciting.
Ahem.
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19121 on: October 01, 2014, 11:52:08 am »
baylaws = no fun allowed.txt
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19122 on: October 01, 2014, 11:56:30 am »
the more people try to prevent specieism the more i am convinced it's time to wait until the admins are lenient and reeenact the csa

except with non-humans on the plantation

never forget why they were added in the first place
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19123 on: October 01, 2014, 12:14:17 pm »
Oh please. It wasn't actually to prevent speciesm. Just to resolve the OneHuman law conflicts originally, then I went and extended it the the rest. Humans FTW
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Quote from: Objective on October 11, 2014, 03:51:26 pm
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Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« Reply #19124 on: October 01, 2014, 12:24:28 pm »
Yeah the problem is that when you say "X is the only human", then the AI won't give a damn because it's not programmed to differentiate between human and non-human crew.

Unless somebody uploaded Asimov.

In which case shoot the fucker either way.
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