Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[LordSlowpoke]

people whining about space lube should man up before i start pulling in favors and trying to force through banana juice code

you don't even want to know what banana juice code is

it's fucking amazing

[miauw62]

An idea for another ling revamp is taking shape in my mind. Basically meme except it should actually work on tg.

[TGameCo]

-snip-

Please just give them space drugs. The chaplain should not be able to kill, destroy, or otherwise ruin an antag's day without even trying. Imped will cripple someone to uselessness and lube is broken OP.

Glloyd said it's fine, but if it's too OP in testing, I'll change it

[SOLDIER First]

people whining about space lube should man up before i start pulling in favors and trying to force through banana juice code

you don't even want to know what banana juice code is

it's fucking amazing

i want to know

[LordSlowpoke]

people whining about space lube should man up before i start pulling in favors and trying to force through banana juice code

you don't even want to know what banana juice code is

it's fucking amazing

i want to know

i should've expected that

describing all of its effects would be painful (it's a giant pile of steaming shitcode, rand() and pick()) but for the main effect, imagine a world where following is true:

you are in a space lubed hallway

all walls have the containment field bouncy effect

you are randomly attracted closer to walls on movement

for every single tile you travel, a honk is played

this continues until the juice dries up, you somehow land on an unjuiced tile (it actually spreads to adjacent tiles, so you can dropper one and have up to 9 covered) or you fall unconscious (regular resting won't work, sleeping will though) though death does not stop the ride

[SOLDIER First]

Jesus christ.

[Glloyd]

-snip-

Please just give them space drugs. The chaplain should not be able to kill, destroy, or otherwise ruin an antag's day without even trying. Imped will cripple someone to uselessness and lube is broken OP.

Glloyd said it's fine, but if it's too OP in testing, I'll change it

Yeah, the only thing is that impedrezene can cause actual damage, which can really ruin someone's round. Space Drugs is (mostly) harmless, and pretty funny if it's a surprise.

[TGameCo]

people whining about space lube should man up before i start pulling in favors and trying to force through banana juice code

you don't even want to know what banana juice code is

it's fucking amazing

i want to know

i should've expected that

describing all of its effects would be painful (it's a giant pile of steaming shitcode, rand() and pick()) but for the main effect, imagine a world where following is true:

you are in a space lubed hallway

all walls have the containment field bouncy effect

you are randomly attracted closer to walls on movement

for every single tile you travel, a honk is played

this continues until the juice dries up, you somehow land on an unjuiced tile (it actually spreads to adjacent tiles, so you can dropper one and have up to 9 covered) or you fall unconscious (regular resting won't work, sleeping will though) though death does not stop the ride

HONK

[KingofstarrySkies]

SS13. Where such a thought makes me cringe.

[Karkov]

While as utterly terrifying as that is, I can only imagine the poor cargo tech assigned to take something across the station accidentally stumbling upon that nightmare.

Or how it would play hell on revolution rounds.

[Eagle_eye]

Lesson learned: do not try to hug mininarsie.

[TGameCo]

>attack on escape
>boarded up by lings working together
>me and rest of crew puts together parts for an EMP
>me clueless about my heart replacement
>we set it off at the wrong time
>died before we were even shot.

E: my sigtext makes sense

[Dack_Janiels]

I am the Baron of Blockades, The prince of Partitions, thanks to Chloe Maddison and Albert Dreher as well.

[SOLDIER First]

>lings with players competent enough to team up
Doubt.
_{Slight doubt.}

[KingofstarrySkies]

Hey, go to Bay. They have some damned good lings.