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[HissinhWalnuts]

Yes but what was the last time you heard/saw a .45 caliber bullet blowing a head off when landing square in the middle of it and not on the neck.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Yes but what was the last time you heard/saw a .45 caliber bullet blowing a head off when landing square in the middle of it and not on the neck.

...I don't think anyone in Bay12 wants to code in specific bullet physics here.

...Although, bullets that explode or fire-starting ones would be pretty fucking metal~

[Liction]

An average conversation with Trey Lloyd, Diona Surgeon with Sofia Feufer, an Xenobiologist.

Trey Lloyd says, "This one likes doing surgery"
Sofia Feufer says, "Those complain less when you disect them."
Sofia Feufer says, "I figured you liked surgery, seeing as how you're a surgeon."
Sofia Feufer says, "It is good to hear that you like your job."
Trey Lloyd says, "This one finds the noisesthey make very pleasent"
Sofia Feufer says, "..."
Sofia Feufer asks, "Do your patients make a lot of noise?"
Trey Lloyd says, "Yes"
Sofia Feufer says, "Uhh"
Sofia Feufer asks, "What kinds of noises?"
Trey Lloyd says, "Especally when this one mends their bones"
Sofia Feufer asks, "Well they're anaesthetised for that, right?"
Trey Lloyd says, "It is like a ahhhh sound"
Sofia Feufer says, "Dr. Lloyd, you're scaring me."
Trey Lloyd says, "Or a skreeee sound"
Sofia Feufer asks, "...doctor?"
Restarting in 60 seconds
Trey Lloyd asks, "What is anaesthetised?"
Sofia Feufer asks, "Are you a real doctor?"
Schrodinger's Cat purrs, "Meow!"
Trey Lloyd says, "Yes this one is"
Sofia Feufer says, "I don't believe you."
Trey Lloyd says, "This one got his license ofter nanotrasen hired this one"
Trey Lloyd says, "They give this one one"
Sofia Feufer asks, "Wait, they hired you, then gave you a meical license?"
Trey Lloyd says, "Yes"
Sofia Feufer says, "That can't be right..."

[miauw62]

Heads shouldn't be able to be blown off easily because of balance. Also, it significantly degrades the coolness of decapitation.

Btw
>trusting goofballs code not to crash the server.

[scrdest]

Heads shouldn't be able to be blown off easily because of balance. Also, it significantly degrades the coolness of decapitation.

Btw
>trusting goofballs code not to crash the server.

Because it's not like the server was unstable before we updated >_>

[Liction]

I got to reattach peoples heads one round finally. One guy I reattached his head three times in a row on three different bodies. the first time was when he got decapitated but his body was still alive enough for me to stabalize it and reattach. The second time I chopped off his head to put it on the catatonic HoS's body. and the third time I put it on a monkeyhuman's body when the shuttle was called.

[Dack_Janiels]

When rounds are boring, count on me to spice things up. 

[Corai]

Either i'm really robust or Dack's aim is shit. I took two e-guns and walked out covered in blood with Dack's head and 100% health.

0u0

[Dack_Janiels]

Either i'm really robust or Dack's aim is shit. I took two e-guns and walked out covered in blood with Dack's head and 100% health.

0u0

I emptied two of my Eguns into Ruby, and  I was aiming at Vlad I think, then you cornered me in that examination rooom ;_;

[Iceblaster]

Vlad?

When was that

I don't recall being on there recently :3

[Corai]

You're not the only Vladimir you know.

[Grey_Wolf]

One guy I reattached his head three times in a row

Billy Mays here, and I can certify that my head was re-attached to different bodies three times! STAMP OF APPROVAL. TREY IS BEST TREY, ALL HAIL MEDICAL OVERLORD.

[Iceblaster]

You're not the only Vladimir you know.

...

That moment when you forget others exist.

Note to self, shut my big mouth XD

[Criptfeind]

It's okay, I think of both Vlads as the same person anyway.

[Aseaheru]

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