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[Slayerhero90]

I dragged Silent Floor from the bar. She was suffering from a lot of toxins damage. Dialysis was not getting rid of the toxins all probably because she drank a keg of beer ad was overdosing. In desperation I decided to chop off her head and reattach it to a headless body I kept in cryo for just the occasion. She died anyways so i went to clone her in her new body. I clone her and she wants her old body back. I chop off her head again and stitch it to her old body. I then clone her and then the server crashed.

If someone slams a bunch of alcohol, my method is to perform dialysis, eject the beaker, dump it all over the floor, put it back in, repeat. Cleanliness can take a back seat. The alcohol poisoning will hurt a lot more than the blood loss, unless they're already severely injured.

I always just shunt them into cryogenics.
If that doesn't work, I then proceed to execute them with whatever I have on hand and clone them.

[Liction]

cryo wasn't an option for me as i had two headless bodies at the time. I was doing dialysis but after dumping the contents of the beaker twice I figured if the toxins don't kill her the blood loss might plus I had to use those headless bodies somehow.

[MrWillsauce]

Slayerhero abides by the Hippocratic Oath when convenient.

[Vactor]

server is back

[Slayerhero90]

Hyacinthe's CMO checklist:

Locker raided: Check!
Death alarm implanted: Check!
Cryogenics set up: Check!
Alkysine prepared: Check!
Hallucinogens prepared: Check!
Surgical tools rearranged: Check!
Nicotine acquired: Check!
No Smoking signs disregarded: Check!
Communist girlfriend obtained: Work in progress!
Cognac drank: Check!
Children of genetics created: Check!
Vulgarity uttered: Checkcheckcheckcheckcheck!

[Cheedows]

It has crashed again, sorry Vactor.

[Corai]

Hyacinthe's CMO checklist:

Locker raided: Check!
Death alarm implanted: Check!
Cryogenics set up: Check!
Alkysine prepared: Check!
Hallucinogens prepared: Check!
Surgical tools rearranged: Check!
Nicotine acquired: Check!
No Smoking signs disregarded: Check!
Communist girlfriend obtained: Work in progress!
Cognac drank: Check!
Children of genetics created: Check!
Vulgarity uttered: Checkcheckcheckcheckcheck!

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h-hi

[Slayerhero90]

Hyacinthe's CMO checklist:

Locker raided: Check!
Death alarm implanted: Check!
Cryogenics set up: Check!
Alkysine prepared: Check!
Hallucinogens prepared: Check!
Surgical tools rearranged: Check!
Nicotine acquired: Check!
No Smoking signs disregarded: Check!
Communist girlfriend obtained: Work in progress!
Cognac drank: Check!
Children of genetics created: Check!
Vulgarity uttered: Checkcheckcheckcheckcheck!

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h-hi

Not you! A different communist woman aboard the station!

[MrWillsauce]

This space station has an abundance of lesbians.

[Corai]

This space station has an abundance of lesbians.

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There is literally one gay man in the station of lesbians.

Also: I'm a better revhead in non-rev rounds than actual rev rounds. gg

[MrWillsauce]

And it's me!

[Gale212]

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[Corai]

And it's me!

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There are literally two gay men in the station full of lesbians.

Also I noticed, we have a ton of redheads, lots of black hair, but no brown or blonde hair really.

[Cheedows]

Yeah, server is still down.

[Slayerhero90]

This space station has an abundance of lesbians.

When Portal was playing as the stripper Unathi clown, the only people who actually stayed through the entire performance were three of the heads, all of which were women.

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Hyacinthe's CMO checklist:

Locker raided: Check!
Death alarm implanted: Check!
Cryogenics set up: Check!
Alkysine prepared: Check!
Hallucinogens prepared: Check!
Surgical tools rearranged: Check!
Nicotine acquired: Check!
No Smoking signs disregarded: Check!
Communist girlfriend obtained: Work in progress!
Cognac drank: Check!
Children of genetics created: Check!
Vulgarity uttered: Checkcheckcheckcheckcheck!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

h-hi

Not you! A different communist woman aboard the station!

As much as Ruby Mary would love to join, cant seem to connect right now,

VAEKTOR, FEEX! THERE NEEDS TO BE OFFICIAL RELATIONSHIP STATUS BETWEEN HYACINTHE AND RUBY (assuming from what I've read, that Gale is okay with this)